Direct from the GOP's recipe book.

1 can 9 Lives Tuna
1 can Campbells Cream of Mushroom ( whoops cant afford, pick mushrooms in your yard instead)
1 lb egg noodles(unfortunately 9 lives does not make noodles, visit Big Lots and buy quanitity, you're going to be eating alot of this shit)
1 cup milk(oh too expensive use water)
1 can peas( preferably store brand)
1 cup bread crumbs( old stale bread is sometimes available at Salvation Army Thrift stores)
Cook noodles as directed
Combine with above ingredients,place,except bread crumbs.Arrange is oven proof casserole(old paint roller trays work well) and bake at 345 degrees for 20 minutes, remove, top with breadcrumbs and place back in oven until golden brown. Serve with water or koolaid and stale bread. If you say grace, you may want to add a prayer to your god that mushrooms you picked were not poisonous and that you have plenty of old newpapers or paper bags to wipe your ass when the diarrhea hits you at 3 AM
Enjoy your prosperity,John Boehner does.