Sapphire

[quote name='Scrappydoo' timestamp='1311738690' post='517381'] [quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1311727909' post='517375'] Aquarious - Not sure if I believe it. Too be honest I have never really read any of mine. I think I read more fortune cookies from Panda express than I do Horiscopes. lol! [/quote] HA! Do you ever play the numbers from your fortune cookie in the lottery? I did one time and won $900! [/quote] LOL! No I never have. I will have to try that!

Aquarious - Not sure if I believe it. Too be honest I have never really read any of mine. I think I read more fortune cookies from Panda express than I do Horiscopes. lol!

I would want to own my own theme park and play one of the costumed charicters.

[size="3"][color="#0000ff"]Awww you guys... it has been a pretty rough day at work actually. But seeing this made me feel much better. You are all the best! I think this year is gonna be a good one! This group really is my support.[/color][/size]

I tried SB Mellon Blue. It was pretty good. Tasted like Cantalope and Blueberry and smoked for about 45 because my coal burned out. Then I lit another coal and it smoked for another 20 min. Clouds were pretty thick and the taste was very sweet, but it also had a cooling effect of some sort. I would give this an 8 out of 10.

I have a retainer, and it has a tooth on it. Sometimes when I stand in line at the grocerie store and there is a little kid sitting in the shopping cart ahead of me, I will take it out and scare them by distorting my face till they cry. Then I hurry and put it back in my mouth before the parents see and act like the kid is crazy. = )

I have had one! I love em!

True - Sign Language. The person below me loves peaches. = )

Looks fun! Mabey add a fast car in there somewhere... or show her doing VERY bad things to a REALLY nice car of his.

Happy Late birthday! [IMG]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/kimasabe/ARTWORK%20Graphics%20animations/SMILEYS%20float%20my%20boat%20MORE/confetti.gif[/IMG] I sure miss going to the store. Though, when I was home, I stopped by to see ya and you were not there. But I got some BGB Tang to take back with me.

[quote name='SmokingShaolin' timestamp='1293421881' post='492456'] [quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1290376339' post='489038'] I have discovered a new dicipline. THE MOST GOD AWEFULL SMELL EVER. and it comes in a bottle! It's called " Liquid Ass" and seriously... its the BEST smell prank EVER! I tried it in the neighbors car again. LMAO!!! You can get this on Ebay for like 5 bucks! Check these videos out: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s[/url] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.c...RMT7eCYjYg&NR=1[/url] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.c...feature=related[/url] [/quote] ROFL!!!!!!!! This is a must have product [/quote] Indeed. I just ordered more. I am giving it out for New years this year. = )

Ok! Moved in to the new place! Of course its all boxes everywhere now and I cant find a dang thing but my hookah is set up. = ) Am on major work over load. The Training is all done, but I am down about 3 officers right now so everyone is pulling mass ammounts of OT. I even had to work a 16 hr shift on Christmas. = ( I am in the middle of hireing some people and then they have to train for a week. So.... Pretty soon things will be back to normal. Oh, and I got hubby a new puppy for christmas. 10 week old German Shepherd pup. She is WAY cute. I will post pics soon. Loves!

[size="3"][color="#0000ff"]Hey guys... I just wanted to update you and let you know I am still kicken around. I know I have not been on a bunch as of late. I am in the middle of moving into our new house, AND I have had a huge job promotion that I am now spending 12 hrs a day training in. The new job also has a 45 min-1 hr commute that I was not expecting. So by the time I get home for the day, I am wiped and either eat fast and go to bed, or spend the little time I have left packing for the move. Things are crazy right now. But once I don't have to train anymore...I will only be working 8 hrs a day. And by then we will be all moved into the new place so I won't be so tired from moving and working 12 hr days. Then I will be around more again. For now... Happy everything! And I will be around more soon. Hugs and Spanks! Sapph. [/color][/size]

I love Lennon. Sniff..... Was not around when he was here, but his music still touches deep in my soul.

LOL ! Awesome! I want to do it too. Now I just gotta come up with something fun.

I would go to the 60s ! I love the cars and the sock hops from back then!

Found a good one for [color="#ff8c00"]ORANGE[/color] Meringue Pie! Needs: 1 cup sugar 1 cup orange juice 3 egg yolks, beaten 2 tablespoons cornstarch 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons grated, Orange rind 2 Tablespoons butter or margarine 1 cup orange sections cut in pieces. Directions: Combine the orange juice, rind, sugar and cornstarch in saucepan. Stir over meduim heat until it boils and thickens. Remove from ehat and stir small ammount into slightly beaten egg yolks. Return the yolk mixture to the pan and cook for 2 minutes Remove and add the lemon juice and butter. When cool, pour into baked 9" pastry shell and top with meringue. Bake 12 minutes at 375. Good Southern cookin!

This may be my favorite thread ever.

I have discovered a new dicipline. THE MOST GOD AWEFULL SMELL EVER. and it comes in a bottle! It's called " Liquid Ass" and seriously... its the BEST smell prank EVER! I tried it in the neighbors car again. LMAO!!! You can get this on Ebay for like 5 bucks! Check these videos out: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s[/url] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1[/url] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related[/url]

[quote name='HookahLover25' timestamp='1289893399' post='488439'] [quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1289835430' post='488356'] Ok, so back when I first started dating my hubby, I was at his apartment one night and we were both drinking a TON and his apartment had only 1 bathroom. I was about use it my self, when he said " Oh man.. I gotta go" and went in. So I waited for what thought was going to be a quick tinkle session. I waited....and waited...and waited...... while I my self had to go REALLY BAD. It finally got to the point where I was loosing the ability to hold it in and had to make a quick decision ( still drunk ) about what I was going to do before I relieved my self in my cloths. So.... I went to the kitchen and grabbed the biggest cup I could find and let er rip. All while praying to god that he did not come out of the bathroom before I was done. Then, I dumped it in the sink and washed both the sink and cup with soap and water . Then put the cup in the dish washer. The dish waser was NOT loaded so I did not turn it on. Well... later that night I found out that I had used his Favorite cup . The cup he uses for EVERYTHING. We were watching a movie and he went to get a drink. He came back with THE CUP full of soda. To this day, I have never said ANYTHING. [/quote] HAHAHAHA!!! I have a confession. So I was sitting in my Nissan 350z (sexy BYTCH!!), texting a friend of mine. When I heard this "Bang" sound, on my passenger door. When I look over, the guy just look at me, didn't say shit and walk away. WTF . I went around my car and look at my passenger door, and there was a HUGE dent..... That totally piss me off and no one TOUCHES MY GIRLFRIEND! I went back to my car and grab my knife. All I can say..He needs a new paint and 4 new tires. Do I regret it? HELL NO! Will I ever do it again? If I see his car again. I will not think twice to do it again. [/quote] Wait.. did you know the guy? did he say WHY he did that to you? WTF?