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shimshamsam2

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  1. whats the only thing funnier then a dead baby??? a dead baby in a clown suit
  2. not a dead baby joke, but just as badwhat did the blind deaf kid get for christmas??? AIDS!!!
  3. how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off ithow many dead babies does it take to pain a house? depends on how hard you throw themwhy do you move dead babies with a pitch fork? so you can tell which ones are still aliveworst one ever: What do you get when you put a knife in a dead babies head??? i dont know what you get, but i get a boner
  4. would it be to horrible if i started a dead baby joke thread?
  5. when steve irwin made it to the pearly gates he was shocked to fine god is actually a gian croc.
  6. yep ar-15 passed, it sucks a giant nut and there didnt use to be many people that smoked around my area, but in the past year iv been seeing hookahs everywear, i kinda got all my friends into it. about 7 of my friends have bought their own hookah since smoking mine
  7. sounds familier but i cant place it no cookies for me
  8. thanks for the correction, i had no idead how to spell that, and spell check on word wasent helping
  9. the best smoke i ever got was on my own, my hookah was hitting sooooo good, i was at a party so but i was the only one that smokes there, i felt so sad that i couldnt sharemy perfect smoke with anyone else. and the amazing part. i was using a quick lite coal
  10. what are your favorite limerics? ill startNymphomaniac AliceUsed a dynamite stick as a fallace They found her vaginaIn North CarolinaAnd part of her anus in Dallas
  11. wow, the first time i ever smoked a hookah we watched fear and loathing and natural born killer funny coinsidance.
  12. wow, no foil, no coal, not plugging the hose, they really need to come to this site and learn to hook
  13. [quote name='Anpu']Welcome to the board - you're CLOSE to me.  I live in Anaheim - I usually frequent Dream and Odyessy but where's Bulldogs?  I might have to stop by[/quote] iv been thru anaheim , but its and hour or two from here, i live in san luis county
  14. sony almost did great with the PSP. only problem i have with it is that it uses disks, a disk in a handheld is all kinda of skipping problems waiting to happen
  15. welcome youll learn all you need and more here. and if you cat goes near you hose, blow shisha in its face
  16. awsome im sure if i dyed my hair blond i could convince a couple ppl that im jay . i do alot of rennisance festavels. and after hours the venders and guild gettogether and we have a night show, where we drink and joke around and perform for eachother. man and brian always do a jay and silent bob bit, compleat with bong saber fight
  17. awsome!!! i still perfer games for the Playstaion (cant wait for the PS3!!!) over nintendo. but i will prolly end up getting a wii
  18. i love the jay and silent bob movies, alot of people call me jay, cuz i look just like him, only my hair is brown not blond and my friend brian looks exactly like silent bob!we get asked to act the part everytime we hangout
  19. confucious say baceball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.confucious say man who buys drown cat pays for wet pussy
  20. when chuck norris donates blood he denies the needle and instead asks for a hand-gun and a bucketChuck Norris spends his saturdays climing mountains and medatating in peaceful solitude... sundays are for KFC, sex and tequila
  21. what was steven irwins favorite subject in school??not getting stabbed in the heart by stingrays.lolto soon??? sorry
  22. i only get headachs from smoking when i already have one it just gets worse. and i only get sick from smoking if i cough (not often) but then i go take a leak and feel better for some reason
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