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Well if you're 18, and don't wanna break your mom's heart, just drive to another city and smoke in public. No worries. For the minors, yeah I just keep it hidden, I'm in enough legal trouble. Just compromise, she'll probably never accept smoking, but just convince her that you are coming to the age where you can make your own decisions, and it's your body. Just show her that the hookah is here to stay, but you won't do it purposely to displease her. Like every once in a while. She's probably more concerned that you're gonna make it a habit.

QUOTE (hookaheveryday @ Jan 30 2007, 12:26 PM) Names are for bongs and pipes, not hookahs. I only end up calling my hookah "The Hoookster" every once in a while. But otherwise I'd give it a girl's name, like Jessica or Taryn......cus hookahs just have the sexiest curves.

QUOTE (Scheetz @ Jan 29 2007, 11:02 PM) none for me. I feel sick if I eat and smoke together. I also feel sick if I eat a huge meal and then smoke afterward. But Ill be damned, Baby Back Ribs with fries,baked beans and mashed potatoes followed up by Starbuzz Arabic Coffee is damn good. Until you feel sick afterward. I'd say otherwise, i just recently smoked on an empty stomach, I felt SOO nauseous that I couldn't finish the bowl (about half left too, quite sad).

QUOTE (yashman19 @ Jan 24 2007, 10:23 PM) Whoops, looks like someone broke their intarweb... Thats what you get for downloading porn... Damn, and I thought I stuck with the good reputable porn. Whatever, at least my screen is clean. Oh well, I guess I'll check out Mya on a different computer. Thanks guys.

This is certainly quite a shame.

I tried all three of my browsers (firefox, netscape, IE) and I can't get any of the images to show up. As if they were edited out or something. http://www.myasaray.com/store/index.asp?DEPARTMENT_ID=42 That url for example, I only see the text. Is it that way, or are you supposed to see pictures (kind of a dumb question I know). Thanks.

From most of these posts, by majority, I think it's gonna result in a permanent ban.

QUOTE (mushrat @ Jan 22 2007, 01:58 PM) I personally am not inclined to let him back but we will see what the others say. Wait, why wasn't this made into a poll? Choices..... 1. Give him one more chance ( ) 2. Get him the hell out of here 3. Only my wife can call me "Honey" 4. Dude, who cares, I think I talked to him like twice. 5. The topic title makes me chuckle. ^__^

sweet, thanks man!!!!

I don't feel like buying a special hookah brush online (too much trouble with shipping and all) so is there any brushes out there possibly at Ace or something that can be made using stuff around the house? Somebody decided to use "other substances" in my hookah without permission and it has never left a smell stronger in my hookah. I decided that it would be a good time to clean it out. I gots no brush thin and long enough for the stem (about a foot longish). Any ideas? thanks!!

QUOTE (ioannisds @ Jan 22 2007, 08:48 PM) I'm so fucking sick of this kind of shit happening once a week. The Hookah Forum is making me a sad panda. Did I say that out loud? "Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda" "And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda." I think HookahETC was just a little excited. The shorter suspension probably just wasn't enough. I'll take personal experience as an example. Back in the day, I was caught sending 12,000 emails to my teacher, I was suspended one day. That didn't put me in my place, so I decided to hack my computer lab's computers. I was suspended for 5 days. Ever since, I never commited any technological malfeasance. He had a little too much enthusiasm, I think he's calm now. Also, it'd be interesting to see what he does if she should come back from suspension. I would suspect one of those long seller apologies.

Yeah, my 3 hose hookah has 4 holes, but i'm not sure which are intake or outake. I get some great hits off of it though.

A 7 inch hookah...wow. I wasn't aware that it was possible to make a hookah smaller than me I apologize, I couldn't help demonstrating my vulgar immaturity. Yeah anyways, is it possible that that hookah has a smaller stem diameter? The funnel bowl's inner diameter might be too wide causing air to leak. Just curious, because I used to have a 13 inch hookah and the funnel was too large for it.

Just a thought......would the metal bowl require less coal?

Sonthert, you've got to be kidding me..............it's obvious that it couldn't have had Lucky Charms in there, otherwise it would have tasted good. DUUHHHHHH

QUOTE (gib @ Jan 16 2007, 04:31 PM) QUOTE (DyinTuLive @ Jan 16 2007, 04:30 PM) Passed out at my friends house 2 nigts ago....wokme up early for work...havn't been back for 3 days....He managed to tell me we havnt cleaned it yet about 15 minutes ago?? I am used to cleaning it thoroughtly after every session...is it bad that i didnt clean it right away or can i clean it whenever? You're going to die. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know about you guys with your tootsie wrappers and saran wrap... but I'm a true hookah man at heart............foil FTW!!!!!! jk, thats wouldn't stay on well, or be quite pleasureable for that matter, lol. As for not getting caught, if your worried about about smoke smells, just use one of these.... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/326977/how_to_make_a_sploof/

I wish I could drink like my dad and his comrades in Russia. About 1 or 2 250ml shots of moonshine (about 96% alcohol by volume) at each mealtime. But the life expectancy there is abou 45-50 years...lol Moonshine is good cus u drink less (waste less money and it gets u drunk) Anyways...my favorite would prolly be either Satan's Piss 151 rum + tobasco or the 252 151 + 101 wild turkey

Personally, I find hot water quite soothing....boiling is quite awesome too. Basically, it combinds with the water vapor of the (really) hot water so you notice more moisture build up as you draw smoke. However, this larger amount of vapor/smoke happens to amplify the flavor. What's cool about a double chamber I guess is that it gets more water filtration (I once smoked out of a 10 chambered bong, you could directly ignite your "substance" and it would be like inhaling hookah smoke). However, the hot water cold water double chamber might contradict itself, that way it just deposits all that water vapor it picked up back in cold water lol However once again....possibly a hot water single chamber with some sort of ice cooling system on another small chamber (or on the hose?) would cool the hot water vapor/smoke making inhaling a ton of flavor possible. So Erica, if I remember it correctly, your second hookah design that you posted....if you made the bigger chamber really close to the first one, and put the whole hookah in an ice bucket (or make the whole second chamber have a double wall for ice insulation), that would be pretty cool. As long as the hot water vapor/smoke doesn't touch anything afterwards like ice or water, it should work. I would illustrate it, but once again, I don't have sexy Paint skills Cheers!

QUOTE (DyinTuLive @ Jan 16 2007, 07:47 AM) IS IT JUST me or does the kid look like he is on speed lol How else would he have the energy machine gun rings out that fast? lol

Wow man, I'm sorry, that sucks. Hookah combo bowl with windscreen lid which latches on.....never burnt anything, but I have knocked over my hookah may times.

haha....Having a multi hose hookah, i just do this.. Whenever someone doesn't stop smoking for while, making the others wait (holding the thumbs), we just "iron-lung" it and make him gag from losing his breath. Or....my favorite... "Party Foul!!!! You have to drink the bong water!!!" But yeah, usually there are no rules really, it's about the relaxation, a few puffs is more than enough to satisfy one's self until it's your turn again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8H78ZpqjY...ted&search= Does anyone here know how to blow out rings that quick?

I don't know about best, i just like Layalina Raspberry. However, for the worst combo ever... Layalina Guava + Mixed Fruit Alone they are great, but together.......Bleh, the taste doesn't leave for about 5 days.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/saddam-after-hanging.html If anyone cares to see what hanging does to the neck tissue.....