Keane89 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 I caught wind from a friend the other day about a terrible thing he did to his old hookah. I say old because after this it was completely out of commision. One day he ran out of coals and didn't realize it until after he had completely assembled his hookah. So he got the bright idea to cover the shisha in LIGHTER FLUID and light it up. I just stared in utter disbelief. All I said was you're lucky you're still alive. So I guess the reason I'm posting this is because I wanted to hear if anyone else had a story similar or as mind blowing as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 hmmmm i bet that tasted goood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAKCuMG Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 I recall a member posting that he had smoked a cotton ball a few weeks ago. He said the smoke was harsh but gave large clouds !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keane89 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 QUOTE (MAKCuMG @ May 5 2007, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I recall a member posting that he had smoked a cotton ball a few weeks ago. He said the smoke was harsh but gave large clouds !!!!!What about the buzz? lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggb Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 umm... no. But the real question is did it work?I can't imagine it would be a good experience, the flaming lighter fluid would probably incinerate the shisha, plus the flames, heat, and smoke, with a pleasant mix of fumes, would go straight through the machine.I guess the closest I came to that was long ago smoking a pipe at a party with an over-filled pipe lighter. Long story short, my then long hair effected quite the unexpected fire ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keane89 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 QUOTE (ggb @ May 5 2007, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>umm... no. But the real question is did it work?I can't imagine it would be a good experience, the flaming lighter fluid would probably incinerate the shisha, plus the flames, heat, and smoke, with a pleasant mix of fumes, would go straight through the machine.I guess the closest I came to that was long ago smoking a pipe at a party with an over-filled pipe lighter. Long story short, my then long hair effected quite the unexpected fire ball.Tell you the truth I didn't ask about the logistics of it. All I thought was I'm not letting this man anywhere near my hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keane89 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 (edited) oh! also another guy i know tried to commit suicide via hookah. he put liquid ice in the base. didnt work and he's still alive. "it was the coldest smoke i've ever had." Edited May 5, 2007 by Keane89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbomberto1 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 o'rly? your a dick. wishing he was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keane89 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 there ya go. Sorry dj me and this guy have never EVER liked each other. Sorry if i offended anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Why do people use hookahs to get a Darwin Award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Isn't liquid ice also known as water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadpipecinch21 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 he probably meant dry ice...almost killing himself with all of the carbon dioxide he'd be breathing in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlgeek Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Bro-in-law insists that men only do *Really* stupid shit when women are around. I believed him until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggie505#2 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 QUOTE Isn't liquid ice also known as water?funniest thing I have read in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cemab4y Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Reminds me of the woman who washed her french poodle, and then dried him by putting him in the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggie505#2 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 QUOTE Reminds me of the woman who washed her french poodle, and then dried him by putting him in the microwave.Isn't that how General Tso's Chicken is made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbomberto1 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 WTF?? HAHAAHAH ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazria Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 QUOTE (oggie505#2 @ May 6 2007, 07:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE Reminds me of the woman who washed her french poodle, and then dried him by putting him in the microwave.Isn't that how General Tso's Chicken is made?That's just SO not right.... funny as sh#t, but not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 He tried to hit on your 14yr old sister? He deserves to die.JD - With a 13yr old daughter... I can assure you anyone who tried it on with her shall feel the sharp end of my size 14 boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Heh. Funny. Mmmm. Brain Damage. Inhaling the fumes of organic, petrochemicals, especially volatile ones damages nerve and brain cells.Remember the joke from Raising Arizona?: A [Insert ethnic slur of your choice here] walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hands. The bartender asks:"What are you doing with that shit?" The [Reinsert ethnic slur here of your choice here] says "Look what I almost stepped in outside!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggie505#2 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 QUOTE Raising ArizonaGreat movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azcoyote Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 QUOTE (Lakemonster @ May 5 2007, 01:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Why do people use hookahs to get a Darwin Award?+1 My first thought upon reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlgeek Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 QUOTE (Sonthert @ May 7 2007, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Heh. Funny. Mmmm. Brain Damage. Inhaling the fumes of organic, petrochemicals, especially volatile ones damages nerve and brain cells.Remember the joke from Raising Arizona?: A [Insert ethnic slur of your choice here] walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hands. The bartender asks:"What are you doing with that shit?" The [Reinsert ethnic slur here of your choice here] says "Look what I almost stepped in outside!"Okie, so you're pretty sure he's referring to the machine coolant too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akkbar Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) When I hear of people doing really stupid things, I take comfort in knowing that this is nature's way of weeding out traits such as stupidity and lack of common sense, and our gene pool will be that much purer because of it. Edited May 8, 2007 by Akkbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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