HookaholicDOTcom Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Have you ever got in trouble or something funny happened because of your Hookah? Back in 1999, when Hookah was not as popular, I got pulled over by a cop! I had my Egyptian Hookah sitting on the passenger seat...... one look at that hookah......I GOT MY CAR SEARCHED........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tj154906 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 One of my best dudes' mom had just gotten an antique table. She'd spend an entire day refinishing it, and making it look really nice. We then proceeded in putting a couple of very nice scorch marks in it with a three kings coal. Oops. She was pissed, to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkato Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Lol well there was a one time we brought a hookah to my house and went outside to smoke, we had put the hookah on a table and stuff, anyway we wanted to smoke the shisha with coca cola instad of water, my friend got all funny and stuff and really liked the flavour so the genius wanted to call us so we can try the hookah, the only problem was he went to tell us, but forgot to put the hose down.The hookah fell, splattring on my floor and coca cola all over the place @_@. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i had my car searched as well. i had my hookah in a brief case. the officer pulled out my bag of mix in a ziplock and asked me if it was yesterdays left overs...my carpet has a hole that goes all the way to the wood (whoops).the first hookah i smoked with my boys was so jacked up after a while. we called it frankenstein because the whole hookah was covered in electric tape to try to get out the air leaks (we paid so much for this crap, i cant believe how much they ripped us off back then for sub-par crap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I was smoking at a bar with some friends, we were kinda drunk, and the hookah was on a rocky table...Someone stood up, hit the table, the hookah swayed a little, but was saved. The coal, however, fell between my legs and burned a hole in the couch I was sitting on... I tried uploading the picture, I hope it works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insidius Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 QUOTE (Tati @ Jun 8 2007, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I was smoking at a bar with some friends, we were kinda drunk, and the hookah was on a rocky table...Someone stood up, hit the table, the hookah swayed a little, but was saved. The coal, however, fell between my legs and burned a hole in the couch I was sitting on... I tried uploading the picture, I hope it works...Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezie Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 This just happen a few weeks ago. I invited my friends over for a session and my friend brought his cousin over to try hookah. As usual i set up my hookah and when i finished setting it up my friend arrived. Well his cousin was eager to smoke the hookah. I haven't light the Coal and he's already smoking the hookah. My friend and I laugh real hard and we can't stop laughing through-out the whole session. His cousin was like ' What did i do? And where's the smoke?' Thats my story it's damn funny when i remember it. Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Elmo] Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 The very first time I smoked my Hookah, was with some friends in my family room and we convinced my dad to try it. He sits down at a chair a little away from the Hookah and we hand him a hose and he pulls it and of course the Hookah falls over. Nobody was thinking to fast so it was a few seconds before I picked up the one big coal off the ground; it burnt a solid hole through the carpet to the wood.So now we have a nice area rug covering it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottienl Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Wow, i think iv had hundreds of incidences like these!! The floor of my house is blue, but now looks like it was meant to be blue with black dots, its burnt everywhere !! Kinda like a weird... plastic floor, cant well explain. Also some noobie smokin with us, trying to be kewl when the hookah fell over grabs the coal with his fingers, while shouting out , its OK quick lite burns not so hot.... hahaha, wow you should have seen his fingers !! huge + purple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (scottienl @ Jun 9 2007, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wow, i think iv had hundreds of incidences like these!! The floor of my house is blue, but now looks like it was meant to be blue with black dots, its burnt everywhere !! Kinda like a weird... plastic floor, cant well explain. Also some noobie smokin with us, trying to be kewl when the hookah fell over grabs the coal with his fingers, while shouting out , its OK quick lite burns not so hot....hahaha, wow you should have seen his fingers !! huge + purple Haha, I actually did that in my first hookah experience (each one tipped over so many times due to the sheer number of other noobs yanking on the hose, so the hotel just took out the carpeting in the area we smoked ). Yet somehow, I actually DIDN'T get burned, still trying to figure out how that worked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 one time, i was pretty drunk with my friends at my house and we decided to set up the hookah. i set it all up and such, it was all there, but when i pulled through my hose, it was INCREDIBLY hard to pull, it was ridiculous. the other hose was fine though, so i really couldnt understand. after a good 15 minutes of tinkering with water level, and screwing around with my hose valve, my friend just goes "dude... don't you have to poke holes in the tin foil"? D'OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissandme0107 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (HookaholicDOTcom @ Jun 8 2007, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Have you ever got in trouble or something funny happened because of your Hookah?[/size][size="3"]Back in 1999, when Hookah was not as popular, I got pulled over by a cop! I had my Egyptian Hookah sitting on the passenger seat...... one look at that hookah......I GOT MY CAR SEARCHED........ok so this is really funny. it just really sucked. my girlfriend came over to do her laundry and we did some smoking. we some layalina and for all you that dont know it can get really juicy. well after a long smoke session and a second set of coals we set the hookah aside and went down and finished her laundry. we came back up and brought her basket up with all of her fresh clean folded clothes and set it next to the hookah on the floor and went to bed. in the middle of the night i she woke me up to turn off the air conditioner and while gitting up in the dark i knocked over the hookah onto her basket of clean close the bowl fell off and all of the ashes and the bowl full of juicy layalina fell into her basket on top of a white shirt. staining the shirt. lets just say i slept alone on the floor that night. so keep in mind never leave the hookah on the floor next to your girlfriends clean clothes. man that sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 One time I left a live coal in my metal bowl, didn't realise I had a whole packet of self lighting coals inside, went out and came back to see my bowl all red and a huge hole in my carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvahipokeinhi Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 well, i felt compelled to write about my saturday night, since it was pretty hilarious. first of all, we threw a surprise party for one of the roomates living in the house. she is actually from africa and has a bunch of african friends that came also. (i am not trying to be politically correct, they are actually from the ivory coast). it was this huge dance party. so then, there are a few people who wanna smoke hookah, me, 2 other white girls and some russian guys. so i get everything setup and we smoked for probably 3 hours. we ended up sharing some really deep stuff and then one of the girls decided to make it even more interesting. she decided it would be fun to play "strip hookah", which, essentially is where you take as many hits as you want while thinking about the article of clothing you wanted to take off. needless to say, it didn't take long til we were in our skivies. we first decided it would be a good idea to go running around in the neighborhood with our shirts off, which was only a bad idea because my lungs hurt from too much smoking and that i ahd to hold my boobs the entire time. so we get back to the house, smoke a little more hookah and then decided to run around the party in our bras and underwear/boxers (we had to smoke outside so no one knew what we were doing). everyone has a good laugh at that. pretty much walked around in my bra the rest of the night. after that, we decided it would be a good idea to go to downtown indy and walk around the circle and to the canal. good times and it all started because we were smoking hookah. im sure that you have guessed that some alcohol was involved. also, my roomates this morning told me that we were the hit of the party calling us the "crazy ass white girls who like to run around with no clothes on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookah hippie Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 QUOTE (Scoop @ Jun 8 2007, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i had my car searched as well. i had my hookah in a brief case. the officer pulled out my bag of mix in a ziplock and asked me if it was yesterdays left overs...When we smoked at the park one night a cop going through my hookah box opens my tub of al waha and goes what is this old food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Two incidents...... I have to Siamese cats who hate my hookah. Fastest way I know to clear the room is to get it going. But one day I walked into the bedroom and the younger male Kabuki was chewing on the brand new unopened plastic bag of Al Amir melon. Something about it just attracted him. He was deep into it before I could stop him. He had a serious nicotine high for about a day. Drove me nuts. Moral? When bringing home the shisha it now goes immediately into a kitty proof container. The other story involves my work. Our CFO has been with the company for 9 years and is a great guy. One of those whose attitude is so damn cool he makes 50 and fat sexy as hell, you know? Well, almost everybody in the company is into hookah. We exchange receipes for mixes, share when we buy a large stock, etc. So we got the bright idea to ask if we could bring our hookahs to work to use outside during lunch hour. He had the funniest fit! He said he wasn't going to have the office looking like "a turkish den of iniquity" and spent the rest of the week running around telling us "No hookahs! No bongs!" Ya know we offered to let him wear a sultan's turban and make like a harem king but no dice. He also said that the thought of a woman sucking on a hose did nothing for him, which collapsed us into laughter and claiming he has NO imagination! So what's our final response? We're taking up a collection and buying him one for his birthday in December! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uw-willay Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Jun 25 2007, 07:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>The other story involves my work. Our CFO has been with the company for 9 years and is a great guy. One of those whose attitude is so damn cool he makes 50 and fat sexy as hell, you know? Well, almost everybody in the company is into hookah. We exchange receipes for mixes, share when we buy a large stock, etc. So we got the bright idea to ask if we could bring our hookahs to work to use outside during lunch hour. He had the funniest fit! He said he wasn't going to have the office looking like "a turkish den of iniquity" and spent the rest of the week running around telling us "No hookahs! No bongs!" Ya know we offered to let him wear a sultan's turban and make like a harem king but no dice. He also said that the thought of a woman sucking on a hose did nothing for him, which collapsed us into laughter and claiming he has NO imagination! So what's our final response? We're taking up a collection and buying him one for his birthday in December!OMG this is the funniest sh!t i have ever heard considering hookah. I had to reg an account just to reply to this, haha.btw this site is awesome. Any Seattle hookah ppls should hit me up and we can smoke sometime Edited June 28, 2007 by uw-willay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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