Horrible Hookah Bar Expierence

[clickhea]

Decided to take this girl to a hookah bar so she could try hookah for her first time. Living on long island there isnt many choices.. but we happened to find a small place which has only been open for a month or so. There really wasnt much to the place, few sofas 2 small tvs on mute and some music playing in the backround.

We sit down, and i ask what kinda shisha is used, both the guy and the girl who were working the floor had no idea. They also had no idea which kinda coals were used either.. okay fine. We ordered double apple.

The hookah comes out with the wind cover on top and i look through the top to see what the coal placement looks like.. there was none. There were 3 coals just bunched up in the middle under the wind cover. So i take a hit, and it was horrible, way too harsh(no surprise here). I removed a coal and put the wind cover back. Now it diddnt taste harsh, but there were hardly any clouds at all. I tried playing around with the placement but i just couldnt get it to hit at all. The shisha was probably some cheap garbage.

Very horrible expierence, i kept trying to explain to her this isnt how its suppose to be done.. and told her when she comes over i'll light mine up and show her.

I was looking around the place at others who were smoking and no one was getting any clouds what so ever. Kinda sad, because places like this will leave horrible first impressions on new comers.

[anathema]

places like those need to be shut down. or everyone needs to be fired.

sounds like the bowl wasn't packed full enough. all the hookah bars in OC, california are all awesome with projectors, at least a 40 inch flat screen tv, and a mix of middle eastern music and mainstream club and hip hop rb music.

tell your first-timer friends to breath out smoke while laughing and tell them the smoke does something cool.

[PerznPerversion]

places like those need to be shut down. or everyone needs to be fired.

sounds like the bowl wasn't packed full enough. all the hookah bars in OC, california are all awesome with projectors, at least a 40 inch flat screen tv, and a mix of middle eastern music and mainstream club and hip hop rb music.

tell your first-timer friends to breath out smoke while laughing and tell them the smoke does something cool.

Honestly alot of the hookah bars in OC have their music on way too loud. Hookah is for chilling not for insane crappy rap or pop lol. Alot just play American music and ugh i dont like it much. But there are alot of hotties that go to the lounges.. so im still down

[anathema]

there's one that plays loud music and there's one that doesn't, i just stopped going to the loud music one because they didn't have starbuzz marlett and lied about it on several occasions, then the managers smelled it and said it was marlett but it didn't smoke like it. they thought we were too noob to know it wasn't.

[PerznPerversion]

there's one that plays loud music and there's one that doesn't, i just stopped going to the loud music one because they didn't have starbuzz marlett and lied about it on several occasions, then the managers smelled it and said it was marlett but it didn't smoke like it. they thought we were too noob to know it wasn't.

hahaha wuts the name of the lounge?

[anathema]

H Dream Cafe (as how it's listed on mapquest) is the one that's really loud, the tables are too close together but the sofa seating has more room. it's on brookhurst and ball, same lot as the sizzlers.

A Fusion Cafe is the one with low music, spacious seating, and slow coal replacement. They show movies on their projectors sometimes when I go early.
edit: this one is on like brookhurst and orange

only two i frequent Edited June 13, 2007 by anathema

[PerznPerversion]

H Dream Cafe (as how it's listed on mapquest) is the one that's really loud, the tables are too close together but the sofa seating has more room. it's on brookhurst and ball, same lot as the sizzlers.

A Fusion Cafe is the one with low music, spacious seating, and slow coal replacement. They show movies on their projectors sometimes when I go early.
edit: this one is on like brookhurst and orange

only two i frequent

ya ive seen those b4. umm u ever been to twilight or nubia ??

[anathema]

nope, are they nearby the garden grove area? and charge 10 bucks per bowl?

[PerznPerversion]

nope, are they nearby the garden grove area? and charge 10 bucks per bowl?

Nubia is in anaheim by brookhurst. umm the crowd that goes there are usually older arab people, lol but it sorta gives an authenticy to the whole experience

Twilight is in Fullerton and they use starbuzz and its pretty loud in there at night. but theres alot of hotties. Also if its ur bday u get a lapdance from a ton of girls in there.. hahaha =-) Edited June 14, 2007 by PerznPerversion

[clickhea]

i need to find a good place somewhere in the NY area, brooklyn or queens Edited June 14, 2007 by clickhea

[bachdragon]

my worst experience was this hookah bar back east in NY. I will not say their name, because thats just mean, but they had the worst tobacco, almost no service, dirty hookahs, cramps space. To add to it all, the prices were high and the belly dancers were fat and didn't know how to dance.

It was not good I tell you.

[PerznPerversion]

my worst experience was this hookah bar back east in NY. I will not say their name, because thats just mean, but they had the worst tobacco, almost no service, dirty hookahs, cramps space. To add to it all, the prices were high and the belly dancers were fat and didn't know how to dance.

It was not good I tell you.

hahahaha wow that made me laugh so much. fat belly dancers! THEYRE THE PROS! its the girls with the bellys who are pro =-) hence the name belly dance!