tingjunkie Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Came across this on amazon.com. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Wow, I wasn't aware that this was a self help area of business... interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingjunkie Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 (edited) I'm tempted to get it just for shits and giggles. It seems like a cookie-cutter CD that they just overdub a different kind of product each time.Like most of it would be narrated by some woman with a soothing English accent, then some gruff sounding guy would chime in with "product x." Here's a simulation in text form..."The secret to selling hookahs is to be confident in the quality of your product. The difference between a poor hookah salesman and a great hookah salesman is confidence." Here are a few more titles by the same "author." And no, I'm not making these up...-Learn the Vintage Purses Online Business Godfather Principles -Earn Extra Money In Your Spare Time Selling Overseas Outsourcing Services On-line-The Techie Stuff: Setting Up Your Noni Juice Online Storefront-Earn Extra Money In Your Spare Time Selling Stuffed Owls On-line -Unraveling The Inner Game To Beadwork Sales Success Online-Show Me The Money: The Financial Side of Selling Alpaca Yarn Online-Breakthrough Success Secrets For Selling Medical Tourism Online-Your Very Own Automobile Parts Online Business-In-A-Box-1940's Sunglasses Internet Business Building Bootcamp -How To Sell Solar Panels Online With Absolutely No Inventory-Earn Extra Money In Your Spare Time Selling Cat Deterrents On-line-Inner Game To Selling Hot Sauces Online-Turn Your Hobby Into Cash Selling Hot Sauces Online-Mastering the Godfather Principles of Selling Hot Sauces Online-Success Marketing Strategies For Your Helicopters Online Business -Earn Extra Money In Your Spare Time Selling Vintage Military Jeeps On-lineThe list goes on and on. This Jassen Bowman is quite the renaissance man... with a pechant for hot sauces! Why do I get the feeling that the only topic he is truly qualified for is "Make A Meager Living Sellling Crappy Online Business CD's While Living in Your Mom's Basement"Wait, Just found the following customer review of Your Internet Business - Sell Diaper Cakes In Your Spare Time... "Diaper Cakes, who'da thought!!, May 25, 2007 By bub "master me" (left coast) - See all my reviews I've finally made my first million! Hot cake is an understatement! Diaper cakes is the new wave and you could be getting in on the bottom! The best thing is you don't even have to buy this CD set 'cause Diaper Cakes sell themselves!! " LMAO. Can't make this shit up! Edited June 27, 2007 by tingjunkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Holy Bejoojoobee! Are you telling me that I can make a fortune selling stuffed owls online????? I'm hanging mistletoe on my ass tomorrow at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i am dumbfounded. someone needs to refer himself to this audiobook:1001 Ways to Kill YourselfIncluding!:Drinking BleachSeppuku!HangingJumping off a Bridge!Screaming n***er in Harlem while holding a wad of 20 dollar bills.Playing in TrafficSlitting your Wristsand many many more!(this is not a real book...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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