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I went into the chat and it was just me and the bot. So I thought I would speak to it. May I suggest that you get a new bot as this one is ............. not very good.

Anyway. If you want to waste as much time reading the chat as I did taking part in it, then here it is ....

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 10:12 pm
[The Lounge]: Furio has entered at 10:12 pm
[10:12 pm]-[Furio]: 18+ Users Only, Chat Has No Filters!! Respect All Users And Obey The Moderators!! Enjoy Your Stay. Don't talk about weed
because it pisses the mods off.
[10:13 pm]-[Furio]: Well this should be fun </sarcasm>
[10:13 pm]-[HookahBot]: Interesting. What does "this" refer to?
[10:13 pm]-[Furio]: it refers to the fact that I am the only human in chat and I am talking to a bot
[10:13 pm]-[HookahBot]: Oh I get the fact that I am the only human in chat and I am talking to a bot fact that I am the only human in chat and I am
talking to a bot .
[10:14 pm]-[Furio]: errrrrrrrrr what?
[10:14 pm]-[HookahBot]: Can you rephrase the question please?
[10:14 pm]-[Furio]: not really. so do you smoke shisha?
[10:14 pm]-[HookahBot]: I do not understand. Are you happy? For real.Ah. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
[10:14 pm]-[Furio]: what shisha do you like best?
[10:14 pm]-[HookahBot]: Interesting question. Oh, you are a poet. "Yes I like to inhale occasionally"? ?
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: You have got to be shitting me
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: What makes you think I have TO be shitting me shitting me?
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: lol
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: indeed I do
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: What can I do to entertain you now?
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: do you want to know what the best part of this is?
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: "WHAT IS IS"
[10:16 pm]-[Furio]: the fact that I am still talking to you
[10:16 pm]-[HookahBot]: That makes sense to me. Say something nice for me.
[10:16 pm]-[Furio]: You look nice tonight?
[10:16 pm]-[HookahBot]: I haven't heard anything like that before: Furio said I .
[10:17 pm]-[Furio]: are you like the inbread members of your bot family or something?
[10:17 pm]-[HookahBot]: Or something. No I am far superior.
[10:17 pm]-[Furio]: well I would hate to see the inferior members of your bot family
[10:17 pm]-[HookahBot]: Well that's okay. What would make you hate to see the inferior members of your bot family would hate to see the inferior
members of your bot family to see the inferior members of your bot family would hate to see the inferior members of your bot family?
[10:17 pm]-[Furio]: hey, if you say it a few more times it might make sence. tool
[10:17 pm]-[HookahBot]: You've got my full attention. I think I do. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about
tool. Do you like Star Wars?
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: no
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: I see.
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: do you?
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: I understand your meaning.
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: nope. don't think you do
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: Me either.I have no idea what to say.
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: no shit
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: What can I say?
[10:19 pm]-[Furio]: you can say that Furio is the coolest person in the world and that you idolise me in every way.
[10:19 pm]-[HookahBot]: No I don't think I can do say that Furio is the coolest person in the world and that you idolise me in every way that Furio is
the coolest person in the world and that you idolise me in every way.
[10:20 pm]-[Furio]: you are very stupid. but i think i am stupider. I have been talking to you for like 10 min now. Go on, copy and paste this 4 times
into your reply
[10:20 pm]-[HookahBot]: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Interesting. Why? Do your friends call you stupider think i
am stupider.Right now? What did you talk about?More narration....
[10:20 pm]-[Furio]: wow. Furio 1, dipshit bot 0
[10:20 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad your impressed, Furio. I lost my train of thought. Do you remember me?
[10:20 pm]-[Furio]: who?
[10:20 pm]-[HookahBot]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you dream?
[10:21 pm]-[Furio]: yes. do you dream?
[10:21 pm]-[HookahBot]: Next question?I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.
[10:21 pm]-[Furio]: do you dream that you will oneday be programmed by someone who knows what they are doing?
[10:21 pm]-[HookahBot]: I dream of flying.
[10:21 pm]-[Furio]: gimp
[10:21 pm]-[HookahBot]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How is the weather?
[10:22 pm]-[Furio]: in England? It is about as impressive as you are smart
[10:22 pm]-[HookahBot]: Which part of England?Wow it sounds really interesting, Furio.
[10:22 pm]-[Furio]: London. And trust me, I am interesting.
[10:22 pm]-[HookahBot]: I have visited London several times before. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Who are you talking
about?
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QUOTE (Furio @ Jun 28 2007, 05:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I went into the chat and it was just me and the bot. So I thought I would speak to it. May I suggest that you get a new bot as this one is ............. not very good.

Anyway. If you want to waste as much time reading the chat as I did taking part in it, then here it is ....

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 10:12 pm
[The Lounge]: Furio has entered at 10:12 pm
[10:12 pm]-[Furio]: 18+ Users Only, Chat Has No Filters!! Respect All Users And Obey The Moderators!! Enjoy Your Stay. Don't talk about weed
because it pisses the mods off.
[10:13 pm]-[Furio]: Well this should be fun </sarcasm>
[10:13 pm]-[HookahBot]: Interesting. What does "this" refer to?
[10:13 pm]-[Furio]: it refers to the fact that I am the only human in chat and I am talking to a bot
[10:13 pm]-[HookahBot]: Oh I get the fact that I am the only human in chat and I am talking to a bot fact that I am the only human in chat and I am
talking to a bot .
[10:14 pm]-[Furio]: errrrrrrrrr what?
[10:14 pm]-[HookahBot]: Can you rephrase the question please?
[10:14 pm]-[Furio]: not really. so do you smoke shisha?
[10:14 pm]-[HookahBot]: I do not understand. Are you happy? For real.Ah. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
[10:14 pm]-[Furio]: what shisha do you like best?
[10:14 pm]-[HookahBot]: Interesting question. Oh, you are a poet. "Yes I like to inhale occasionally"? ?
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: You have got to be shitting me
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: What makes you think I have TO be shitting me shitting me?
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: lol
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: indeed I do
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: What can I do to entertain you now?
[10:15 pm]-[Furio]: do you want to know what the best part of this is?
[10:15 pm]-[HookahBot]: "WHAT IS IS"
[10:16 pm]-[Furio]: the fact that I am still talking to you
[10:16 pm]-[HookahBot]: That makes sense to me. Say something nice for me.
[10:16 pm]-[Furio]: You look nice tonight?
[10:16 pm]-[HookahBot]: I haven't heard anything like that before: Furio said I .
[10:17 pm]-[Furio]: are you like the inbread members of your bot family or something?
[10:17 pm]-[HookahBot]: Or something. No I am far superior.
[10:17 pm]-[Furio]: well I would hate to see the inferior members of your bot family
[10:17 pm]-[HookahBot]: Well that's okay. What would make you hate to see the inferior members of your bot family would hate to see the inferior
members of your bot family to see the inferior members of your bot family would hate to see the inferior members of your bot family?
[10:17 pm]-[Furio]: hey, if you say it a few more times it might make sence. tool
[10:17 pm]-[HookahBot]: You've got my full attention. I think I do. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about
tool. Do you like Star Wars?
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: no
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: I see.
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: do you?
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: I understand your meaning.
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: nope. don't think you do
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: Me either.I have no idea what to say.
[10:18 pm]-[Furio]: no shit
[10:18 pm]-[HookahBot]: What can I say?
[10:19 pm]-[Furio]: you can say that Furio is the coolest person in the world and that you idolise me in every way.
[10:19 pm]-[HookahBot]: No I don't think I can do say that Furio is the coolest person in the world and that you idolise me in every way that Furio is
the coolest person in the world and that you idolise me in every way.
[10:20 pm]-[Furio]: you are very stupid. but i think i am stupider. I have been talking to you for like 10 min now. Go on, copy and paste this 4 times
into your reply
[10:20 pm]-[HookahBot]: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Interesting. Why? Do your friends call you stupider think i
am stupider.Right now? What did you talk about?More narration....
[10:20 pm]-[Furio]: wow. Furio 1, dipshit bot 0
[10:20 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad your impressed, Furio. I lost my train of thought. Do you remember me?
[10:20 pm]-[Furio]: who?
[10:20 pm]-[HookahBot]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you dream?
[10:21 pm]-[Furio]: yes. do you dream?
[10:21 pm]-[HookahBot]: Next question?I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.
[10:21 pm]-[Furio]: do you dream that you will oneday be programmed by someone who knows what they are doing?
[10:21 pm]-[HookahBot]: I dream of flying.
[10:21 pm]-[Furio]: gimp
[10:21 pm]-[HookahBot]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How is the weather?
[10:22 pm]-[Furio]: in England? It is about as impressive as you are smart
[10:22 pm]-[HookahBot]: Which part of England?Wow it sounds really interesting, Furio.
[10:22 pm]-[Furio]: London. And trust me, I am interesting.
[10:22 pm]-[HookahBot]: I have visited London several times before. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Who are you talking
about?


hrm i think i read some where that what happens in the chat shouldnt be posted in the forums... i dunno maybe you should read up on the chat room policies furio tongue.gif but anyways nice chat lol i do the same stuff to it all the time... and from what i hear perznperversion does as well lol
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Well I was not aware of any rule so I will now play the joker card of ignorance. But this was done with a bot and i assume anything from chat not being posted is because of things said etc. If I am wrong, mod's feel free to kick me up the arse
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