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So, I was thinking about jelly beands yesterday, I have no friggin clue why, and I remembered the Harry Potter jelly beans, you know, the random ass flavors.
So I thought I'd make the inquiry to you shisha manufacturers out there *cought*eric*coughcough*

Why cant I buy Vomit shisha? Or grass?  Why can't I get Sardine flavored shishsa?
Cmon!! I want my sick shisha flavors!!
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QUOTE (SafeSearchOff @ Jul 18 2007, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why cant I buy Vomit shisha? Or grass? Why can't I get Sardine flavored shishsa?
Cmon!! I want my sick shisha flavors!!



I remember someone brought those to school one time...a guy ate a vomit one and actually vomited. yum. personally I'd rather have those things they ate (in the second movie, maybe?) that made them sound like animals. Although I would totally smoke a chicken flavor if they made it. or ribs.
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vomit is really just a bad flavor they made while trying to make pizza. made it a little worse by adding a little more acid and BOOM it was off for release to the masses.

the flavors would be cool and a fun joke to play on friends but what if they puke in your hose...
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QUOTE (SafeSearchOff @ Jul 18 2007, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, I was thinking about jelly beands yesterday, I have no friggin clue why, and I remembered the Harry Potter jelly beans, you know, the random ass flavors.
So I thought I'd make the inquiry to you shisha manufacturers out there *cought*eric*coughcough*

Why cant I buy Vomit shisha? Or grass? Why can't I get Sardine flavored shishsa?
Cmon!! I want my sick shisha flavors!!


What you can do is get some glycerine. Collect some of your own vomit, feces, grass or whatever. Not too much, mix it with a small amount of glycerine and then mix it together with some pipe tobacco and smoke it or mix it in to a maasel, like mint or lemon or something. If that doesn't work so well, use vodka to mix with the little vomit and then mix with glycerine into pipe tobacco or add it directly to some other massel.
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QUOTE (Sonthert @ Jul 18 2007, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What you can do is get some glycerine. Collect some of your own vomit, feces, grass or whatever. Not too much, mix it with a small amount of glycerine and then mix it together with some pipe tobacco and smoke it or mix it in to a maasel, like mint or lemon or something. If that doesn't work so well, use vodka to mix with the little vomit and then mix with glycerine into pipe tobacco or add it directly to some other massel.


man, i hope no one actually does this.
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QUOTE (quakerotis @ Jul 18 2007, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Sonthert @ Jul 18 2007, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What you can do is get some glycerine. Collect some of your own vomit, feces, grass or whatever. Not too much, mix it with a small amount of glycerine and then mix it together with some pipe tobacco and smoke it or mix it in to a maasel, like mint or lemon or something. If that doesn't work so well, use vodka to mix with the little vomit and then mix with glycerine into pipe tobacco or add it directly to some other massel.


man, i hope no one actually does this.


The suggestion is just as reasonable as anyone wanting that crap though.
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QUOTE (SafeSearchOff @ Jul 18 2007, 07:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol if anyone can tell me where to get glycerine, I'll make sardine shisha!


Drug store. Google things like "where can i buy glycerine" and you'll find your answer. I'm pretty sure when I have a question pertaining to information, I ask Google first if it's accessible.

Sardine flavor doesn't sound so bad. It's a salty flavor so when you add corn syrup/molasses/honey... sweet and salty sardines.
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QUOTE (anathema @ Jul 19 2007, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (SafeSearchOff @ Jul 18 2007, 07:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol if anyone can tell me where to get glycerine, I'll make sardine shisha!


Drug store. Google things like "where can i buy glycerine" and you'll find your answer. I'm pretty sure when I have a question pertaining to information, I ask Google first if it's accessible.



Don't give him any ideas!!! He might just try this lol

-H&S
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so what does glycerine do, exactly? i always hear people talking about adding glycerin to certain shisha, but its never consistant-like... so whats the dealio?

whats a good flavor that goes with sardines? >.< i want to pursue this sardine shisha >.<
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QUOTE (boomhauer @ Jul 19 2007, 03:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i could have sworn i have seen it at places like walgreens in the medical section.


Vomit? Really? At Walgreens? Was it for sale or just on the floor?

I agree with Allia...

Yeah, OK, don't try this at home. Bad judgment on my part.

Glycerine is used for enemas as a lubricant. All water-based sex lubes are basically the juice from hookah tobacco. Some of them are quite simple, glycerine, flavoring. If you are thinking what I am secretly suggesting, make sure there's no other shit in there like spermicide. Plain glycerine tends to be more expensive and mixed with water. It is available at drug stores. Thank god I didn't mention that dynamite is just glycerine and nitric acid mixed together with some sawdust or ground up sea shells for stability/ Oh shit! Did I type that or think it? Hmm...doesn't seem to be in my brain, so it must be OK.

huh.gif blink.gif wacko.gif Edited by Sonthert
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QUOTE (boomhauer @ Jul 19 2007, 03:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i could have sworn i have seen it at places like walgreens in the medical section.


Vomit? Really? At Walgreens? Was it for sale or just on the floor?

I agree with Allia...

Yeah, OK, don't try this at home. Bad judgment on my part.

Glycerine is used for enemas as a lubricant. All water-based sex lubes are basically the juice from hookah tobacco. Some of them are quite simple, glycerine, flavoring. If you are thinking what I am secretly suggesting, make sure there's no other shit in there like spermicide. Plain glycerine tends to be more expensive and mixed with water. It is available at drug stores. Thank god I didn't mention that dynamite is just glycerine and nitric acid mixed together with some sawdust or ground up sea shells for stability/ Oh shit! Did I type that or think it? Hmm...doesn't seem to be in my brain, so it must be OK.

huh.gif blink.gif wacko.gif
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QUOTE (Sonthert @ Jul 19 2007, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thank god I didn't mention that dynamite is just glycerine and nitric acid mixed together with some sawdust or ground up sea shells for stability/ Oh shit! Did I type that or think it? Hmm...doesn't seem to be in my brain, so it must be OK.

huh.gif blink.gif wacko.gif


Oh well lets go find some shells then!!! And make some dynamite that can explode

-H&S
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