What It Takes To Get Sonthert Drunk

[Sonthert]

What it takes to get Sonthert drunk to the point he can barely type:

1. 1 12oz. Bottle Bass Ale
2. Sazerac:
1/2 Oz. Absinthe
1/4 oz. Sugar syrup
1/4 oz. Peychaud's bitters
add to a large old fashioned glass. Fill with ice and then fill with a rye or a rye-based bourbon. Add swizzle stick. Drink through swizzle stick.
3. A shot of Southern Comfort, Reserve, for export outside the USA...greatest drinking country in the world!!!!!!
4. The two shots of Southern Comfort your asshole friends didn't drink
5. A triple 100-pr Old Granddad.
6. Two 12 oz. Newcastle Brown Ales.
7. Something else, booze. Im not sure.

I just want to assure you, I don't waste your money( You the loyal fans of Tangiers) like this all the time, I only get lit up like this once a year or so....I make sure your money, generally goes to making Tangiers an international phenomena!

8. A shot of some Mexican Brandy ,very cheap...why does all Mexican booze have the same sulfur-like flavor to it?
9. An additional 12 Oz. Newcastle Brown Ale. Edited August 3, 2007 by Sonthert

[JonDubya]

#8 - it's the water.

[Erica]

Hehehehe

Oh how I love drunken Messages in the morning! =o)

[Skarredmind]

LOL sounds like you had fun

I prefer the more expedient
1# Shot of Cuervo
2# Shot of Cuervo
3# Shot of Cuervo
4# Shot of Cuervo
5# Shot of Cuervo
5# Shot of Cuervo
6# Shot of Cuervo
7# Shot of Cuervo
8# Shot of Cuervo
9# Shot of Cuervo
9# Shot of Cuervo
9# Shot of Cuervo
10# Shot of Cuervo
11# Shot of Cuervo
12# Shot of Cuervo
after this anything else you drink is simply hangover food... lol
13# Shot of Cuervo

you get the idea :-D

I like tequila by the way...

[Allia22]

For me:

Take bottle of whatever hard liquor is handy in one hand. Preferably not vodka >.<

Take chaser in other hand.

Start slamming the liquor, getting down as much as you can.

CHASE! For the love of god, CHASE!

Repeat in 15 minutes

[SafeSearchOff]

meh, i never liked chasing. i dont know why, but it always seemed like, why am i wasting time drinking something that wont make me stumble around like a retard?

i prefer beer, lots and lots of beer.
and vodka
and rum
and tequila

[YuoGotOwn3d]

I have to stick to beer otherwise I get too much of the Alcohol flush reaction/Asian Flush/Turn red in the face.

[Sonthert]

I felt fine in the morning, but got a real slow hangover around 8pm.

[EvansLight]

Hmm shall we talk about pre-alcohol poisoning or after

Before i screwed myself:
#1-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#2-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#3-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#4-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#5-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#6-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#7-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#8-Glass Of Vodka On the Rocks
#9-Pitcher Of Margarita made with way too much tequila
#10-Shots Of Cabo Wabo
#11-Shots Of Cabo Wabo
#12-Shots Of Cabo Wabo
#13-Shots Of Cabo Wabo
#14-Shots Of Cabo Wabo
#15-Shots Of Cabo Wabo
#16-Water Ever Is Left In The House
#17 Random Mixed Drinks Of Various Leftover Hard Liquor
#18-6Pack Of Smirnoff Triple Black
#19-Pack of Tooters
#20-Cup Of Coffee Spiked With Whiskey To Wake Me Up Enough To Pray To The Porcelain God Without Falling Asleep Head First In The Toilet

And no this is no exageration XD This was the third time i got fully wasted. It used to take a whole bottle of vodka, whole bottle of tequila, a case of smirnoff, and various other beverages to get my completely shitfaced

Now that i almost killed myself XD I can't even finish enough to get drunk before my stomach starts rejecting it XD But im working on it!! I can now drink vodka again, and i can polish off a good case of smirnoff in one sitting without too much problem

[chinamon]

im all about lots of beers and lots of vodka.
best way to ger trashed imho