garykainz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 So, my g/f and I went to a park by her house to have a session today. We got everything set up, and were about a half hour in when a bike cop comes riding up. He "parks" his bike and says "What's in the pipe?"We both say "Tobacco", and she says "It's orange flavored" (AW Orange Cream... mmmmmm )He goes, "Well, I knew it wasn't marijuana, cause I would have smelled it."He then proceded to poke the coals ... wtf was he thinking? And then he says "Can you take the foil off?"I say "Sure thing" and take it off, and he whiffs it, then says "Ok. So is this a hookoo?"My girlfriend and I bite our tounges to keep from laughing and say "Hookah"He goes, "Oh, I had it backwards" (...huh? ok dude) "Have a good day"And rides off. All in all, not a bad experience with a cop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoolinspoon Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ...hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandirnOrange Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 i had a similar situation in central park, but they were just park officers. They didnt call it a hookoo, but they did call it a Pookah... even after telling them about 3 times its a hookah lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownman18 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 (edited) anytime a cop doesnt beat ya down is a good dayjust joking Gary what mods do you have on that hookah? thats a nice smoke sessioni get them about that thick unmodded with a nammor. but i think yours has a bit more volume. might be the outdoor air i dunno looks cool Edited August 7, 2007 by Brownman18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garykainz Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 QUOTE (Brownman18 @ Aug 7 2007, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Gary what mods do you have on that hookah? thats a nice smoke sessioni get them about that thick unmodded with a nammor. but i think yours has a bit more volume. might be the outdoor air i dunno looks coolThis is an old picture way back when I still had the standard egyptian bowl that H-S.com ships with. That bowl has since broken, been replaced, that one broke, and is now replaced wtih tangiers med phunnel + scalli modand i still get 'em that thick. my nour coals burn hot enough to make pretty much anything cloudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 you didnt offer him any?!!?i want to smoke in a park or public place some time.cops around here think they are hardasses though, they will probably cuff me and check it out, bring out the dogs shit.that would be cool as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Hehe, I can't wait for a cop to ask me what's in my hookah I can proudly look them in the eye and tell them they can test any part as long as they don't get any liquid in my hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arik Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I live in Toronto, Canada and i actually had a couple of encounters with cops.The funny one i remember was when we were sitting at a schools parking lot and apperantley one of the neighbors did a noise complain or something. Anyways we are sitting smoking Hookah and we see a car going like 100km/h on a small street. the cop drives into the parking lot with a flashlight outside of window and was pointing at our eyes. when the cop came out of the car one of my friends kept smoking the cop was an asshole and he was like 'are you fucking stupid? where is your fucking brain? put that shit down!. so my friend did. he took all of our info down just to check if we have any records, 2 minutes later we see another car speeding it was another cop. the second cop came out of the car and started talking to us, he was really nice and started questioning about the hookah, he asked us if its our tradition and stuff and if its flavoured tobacco and stuff. The first cop then came apologized to us because he thought we were smoking pot. The funny thing was that they asked us if we smoked weed and we said no. When my friend was doing O's the cop told him that he definatley smokes weed, and my friend replied: no i cant do that with weed. then the cops were like so you dont have any weed on you? we were like no, we dont smoke. the cops were like yea "we dont either" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinamon Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 QUOTE (arik @ Aug 8 2007, 01:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I live in Toronto, Canada and i actually had a couple of encounters with cops.The funny one i remember was when we were sitting at a schools parking lot and apperantley one of the neighbors did a noise complain or something. Anyways we are sitting smoking Hookah and we see a car going like 100km/h on a small street. the cop drives into the parking lot with a flashlight outside of window and was pointing at our eyes. when the cop came out of the car one of my friends kept smoking the cop was an asshole and he was like 'are you fucking stupid? where is your fucking brain? put that shit down!. so my friend did. he took all of our info down just to check if we have any records, 2 minutes later we see another car speeding it was another cop. the second cop came out of the car and started talking to us, he was really nice and started questioning about the hookah, he asked us if its our tradition and stuff and if its flavoured tobacco and stuff. The first cop then came apologized to us because he thought we were smoking pot. The funny thing was that they asked us if we smoked weed and we said no. When my friend was doing O's the cop told him that he definatley smokes weed, and my friend replied: no i cant do that with weed. then the cops were like so you dont have any weed on you? we were like no, we dont smoke. the cops were like yea "we dont either"hahhaa. i was sitting in the parking lot with a friend.. it was a timmies/wendys lots in markham and there were a bunch of OPP there.. i guess they were on coffee break or soemthing. they looked at us and kept going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 (edited) ive never been hassled by the police, even though every time i smoke on my balcony i just wait for someone to call it in. ive noticed people taking pictures from down at the pool before, and one time i swear my neighbors across the way were looking at me with binoculars or something. i just waved and blew a big cloud for them.edit for failed spelling. Edited August 8, 2007 by camelflage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbrownindian Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 QUOTE (camelflage @ Aug 7 2007, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>ive never been hassled by the police, even though every time i smoke on my balcony i just wait for someone to call it in. ive noticed people taking pictures from down at the pool before, and one time i swear my neighbors across the way were looking at me with binoculars or something. i just waved and blew a big cloud for them.edit for failed spelling.lol stalkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 QUOTE (arik @ Aug 7 2007, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I live in Toronto, Canada and i actually had a couple of encounters with cops.The funny one i remember was when we were sitting at a schools parking lot and apperantley one of the neighbors did a noise complain or something. Anyways we are sitting smoking Hookah and we see a car going like 100km/h on a small street. the cop drives into the parking lot with a flashlight outside of window and was pointing at our eyes. when the cop came out of the car one of my friends kept smoking the cop was an asshole and he was like 'are you fucking stupid? where is your fucking brain? put that shit down!. so my friend did. he took all of our info down just to check if we have any records, 2 minutes later we see another car speeding it was another cop. the second cop came out of the car and started talking to us, he was really nice and started questioning about the hookah, he asked us if its our tradition and stuff and if its flavoured tobacco and stuff. The first cop then came apologized to us because he thought we were smoking pot. The funny thing was that they asked us if we smoked weed and we said no. When my friend was doing O's the cop told him that he definatley smokes weed, and my friend replied: no i cant do that with weed. then the cops were like so you dont have any weed on you? we were like no, we dont smoke. the cops were like yea "we dont either"i was smoking at a local gazebo (sp?) once and this cop came by and stopped. hes a real nice guy and all the younger folks know him in the town, he isnt exactly "by the book". He asked what was in the pipe and i replied "tobacco, you can try it if youd like". He just said "ehhh... not any more" and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quakerotis Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Haha that reminds me of when I smoked my hookah at a Waffle House. It was like 2:00 AM and I met a friend up there, and I had my hookah in my car. I really wanted to see if they'd let me smoke it, and sure enough, they were like "Go ahead, honey." The waitress (James Hetfield in a dress) even put water in the base for me because the sinks in the bathroom were too small. It was a lot of fun because everyone in the restaurant came over and talked to me about it (all the weirdies that are in Waffle House at two in the morning). I think everyone even took a few hits from it too. I used to smoke it outside the dorms at USC when I was staying there. You just have to be ready to explain what it is a gazillion times, because people won't stop asking about it. And like Allia, I say let the cops come! Test my stuff! Be disappointed because its legal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabelqlewis Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 i love all these stories about people who automatically assume you have some paraphernalia. me and my girl were walking down the street last night getting ready to pack one so we could already be smoking when we got to a friends house, when a cop drives past and quickly doubles back. we made her smell the havana rose and layalina melon, and she kept asking us all sorts of questions like, this is TOBACCO?! where do you learn about this stuff? is that a candlestick? after we explained some things she informed us of what she thought we were walking with and let us continue without even a search. but she knows me from around town skating late at night. any other cop in this town... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusilier55 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Hello All I a haven't had any encounters with the police, but than I usually smoke at home. I did have a funny situation with my movers though. I had already moved my Hookah, so that it wouldn't be damaged. When the movers saw it at the new house they were really impressed and kept giggling. The wanted me to share some of my "stash" with them. Nothing would convince them that I used it for tobacco! This isn't aided by the fact that my job requires me to have long hair. I frequently am considered to be some sort of drug user, even though those days are LONG behind me.Ron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racemyghost Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 QUOTE (camelflage @ Aug 7 2007, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>ive never been hassled by the police, even though every time i smoke on my balcony i just wait for someone to call it in. ive noticed people taking pictures from down at the pool before, and one time i swear my neighbors across the way were looking at me with binoculars or something. i just waved and blew a big cloud for them.edit for failed spelling.the ending was just awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 QUOTE (fusilier55 @ Aug 8 2007, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Hello All I a haven't had any encounters with the police, but than I usually smoke at home. I did have a funny situation with my movers though. I had already moved my Hookah, so that it wouldn't be damaged. When the movers saw it at the new house they were really impressed and kept giggling. The wanted me to share some of my "stash" with them. Nothing would convince them that I used it for tobacco! This isn't aided by the fact that my job requires me to have long hair. I frequently am considered to be some sort of drug user, even though those days are LONG behind me.Ron required to have long hair? what job is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookahlife Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 A few years ago me and a bunch of buddies would always go to this beach in Lake Forest, IL, and for those of you that are not familiar with Lake Forest, it's one of the wealthiest towns in Illinois, and I'm pretty sure it's up the rankings as far as the U.S. goes. Anyway, cops there aren't the friendliest people on earth, and well, neither are the residents for that matter. So one night, around 11:30 (beach technically closes at 11), a bunch of us go down to the beach to pack a few bowls, BBQ, and hang out. Right as we start smoking, these two rent-a-cop looking officers stop by and start questioning us, like usual. After explaining in detail every single one of their questions, we offered the hookah to them, and they obliged. The funny part was when they were about to smoke, we asked them to put on a mouthpiece. When they asked us why, we told them we didn't want to catch any of their diseases, and they just laughed and kept smoking!! To this day, it is one of my most memorable hookah smoking experiences. Thanks LF Cops!!!-Eugene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadpipecinch21 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 i'm curious as to what job requires long hair aswell.and as far as runins with cops, i've had my fair share. The worst/best one was when i was smoking in this little basketball court/open field area right around my house. Cops got 5 seperate calls from neighbors...all of them too chicken shit to give their names(that part really pissed me off...)...Luckily for me, the same cop came around all of the times, and after the first initial round of questions(what is that? is it really tobacco? can you take the foil off? you sure you have no weed on you?), he just said that if anyone comes out here to mess with us or something to give him a call on his direct number, and gave us his card. it was pretty sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 i guess in LA cops dont really care. the one time i thought i was gonna be questioned, the cop approached me at coffee bean and asked what game i was playing on my psp.ive had to explain to employees, people and a bouncer before, but thats about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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