Johnny_D Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Eric (Sonthert) Makes a good call.In my humbles it would have been just easier to right-off the [COMMERICAL/RETAIL] Cost of the hose and eronious shipping.Seems like a lot of effort for something that they probably paid $8 Retail for.JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahwahoo2006 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 I had this happen to me as well from a different company though. I placed an order, recived it, and several days later got another package from them that actually contained a new hookah (not what I had ordered). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaker29902 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 oh damn if I got a free hookah I probably would keep that, well prolly not, but I would definately call the company and ask if I could keep it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 you're gonna get a letter in the mail containing the UPS sticket to mail it back and open it and they gonna have a big peice of paper that says, "JK, lol! keep teh hose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreww Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 They sent me 2 replacement bases for my QT. I told them about it and they said it wasnt worth me sending them the base back, so they said I could keep it. Needless to say, I put it up for trade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicayotte Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 QUOTE (Sonthert @ Aug 9 2007, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Can I be a party pooper? If you don't want me to be, skip over this...They spent ~$3 in shipping to misplace it in your mailbox and $3 more to send it back. The hose originally cost $7, more or less. It'll be a gift certificate or something they're promoting. They didn't want to write off an $7 hose...they spent $3 more for it to come home...so whatever it is must be worth less than $4 ($7-$3=$4). A different kind of business guy would figure it couldn't be worth more than $1 (7-3-3=$1) Just a guess. A gift certificate makes sense and it can be worth a lot more in the long run. On the other hand, they might be really impressed with your good deed and want a way to reward you properly, a gift certificate sounds good here too, but they might send you something really grand.Hey its a gift, so its free so anything is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 QUOTE (andreww @ Aug 10 2007, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>They sent me 2 replacement bases for my QT. I told them about it and they said it wasnt worth me sending them the base back, so they said I could keep it. Needless to say, I put it up for trade Don't bother trading it, it'll die soon enough.You people all knew that was coming from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 QUOTE (Allia22 @ Aug 11 2007, 04:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (andreww @ Aug 10 2007, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>They sent me 2 replacement bases for my QT. I told them about it and they said it wasnt worth me sending them the base back, so they said I could keep it. Needless to say, I put it up for trade Don't bother trading it, it'll die soon enough.You people all knew that was coming from me. Or me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbrownindian Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 QUOTE (andreww @ Aug 10 2007, 09:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>They sent me 2 replacement bases for my QT. I told them about it and they said it wasnt worth me sending them the base back, so they said I could keep it. Needless to say, I put it up for trade I would keep that extra base just incase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmonk7663 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 They sent me 2 nammor hoses by mistake. I called and told them. They sent a shipping label so I could send it back to them. I got no free goodies. I ordered a hose, which was crap. So I called and got a replacement, they sent 2 by mistake to replace it. I kept one gave the other back. Later,Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocrap Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 Well, I got my "free goodie" in the mail today along with the UPS sticker. It turned out to be a 50g pack of Romman Orange (ewwww). Lol, I actually had a funny feeling they were going to give me some Romman. I'm going to send out the Nammor Hose tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 No, keep it hostage...demand more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbrownindian Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 QUOTE (Sonthert @ Aug 13 2007, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>No, keep it hostage...demand more.ROFL that would be hillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLipinski Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 (edited) Transcript of fake call to H-S Customer Service department:Actors: Ocrap, Support agentring ringSupport agent: Hello, this is Hookah-Shisha customer service how can I help you?Ocrap: I have something that is very valuable to you and your company and I need something for me to return it to you!Support agent: Um is this a joke? What do you have?Ocrap: I want 1 million kilo's of your finest shisha!Support agent: So you want 1 million kilo's of our finest orange romman shisha?Ocrap: NO! NEVER! YOU FOOL! I WANT AL FAKHER AND TANGIERS AND ANYTHING BUT ROMMAN!Support agent: Well this is going to take a while to process. Please let me put you on hold for a minute~ Music: "Because I got high" ~Support agent: sorry about that so your...Ocrap: What the hell was that music and I want my demands met or you-know-what gets it! I might just do something crazySupport agent: Sir, I understand that you are upset, but please do not yell at me or I will hang upOcrap: WTF!Click - dial tone - redial button - ring ringSupport agent: Hello, this is Hookah-Shisha customer service how can I help you?Ocrap: it's me againSupport agent: so you took your medicine?Ocrap: alright now your valuable asset gets it!~ background noise: NO! NO! DON'T DO IT! - Cutting noiseSupport agent: so how will you be paying for you order?Ocrap: forget it!Click - dial toneFIN!EDIT: I know it's lame but it's all I could think of for now. Edited August 14, 2007 by JoeLipinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocrap Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 QUOTE (JoeLipinski @ Aug 14 2007, 01:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Transcript of fake call to H-S Customer Service department:Actors: Ocrap, Support agentring ringSupport agent: Hello, this is Hookah-Shisha customer service how can I help you?Ocrap: I have something that is very valuable to you and your company and I need something for me to return it to you!Support agent: Um is this a joke? What do you have?Ocrap: I want 1 million kilo's of your finest shisha!Support agent: So you want 1 million kilo's of our finest orange romman shisha?Ocrap: NO! NEVER! YOU FOOL! I WANT AL FAKHER AND TANGIERS AND ANYTHING BUT ROMMAN!Support agent: Well this is going to take a while to process. Please let me put you on hold for a minute~ Music: "Because I got high" ~Support agent: sorry about that so your...Ocrap: What the hell was that music and I want my demands met or you-know-what gets it! I might just do something crazySupport agent: Sir, I understand that you are upset, but please do not yell at me or I will hang upOcrap: WTF!Click - dial tone - redial button - ring ringSupport agent: Hello, this is Hookah-Shisha customer service how can I help you?Ocrap: it's me againSupport agent: so you took your medicine?Ocrap: alright now your valuable asset gets it!~ background noise: NO! NO! DON'T DO IT! - Cutting noiseSupport agent: so how will you be paying for you order?Ocrap: forget it!Click - dial toneFIN!EDIT: I know it's lame but it's all I could think of for now.ROTFL that's good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbrownindian Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 lol do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 "9-11 Operator. What is the nature of your emergency?""Hostages have I. Slice them up I will.""Are you in any danger?""Crazy I was, now medicate am I. Stop now please. Hose dies.""Sir, you're going to kill a prostitute?""No, Kill I hose. One did I order, Hookah-Shisha send unto me. Order not second hose, send second hose to me.""Like a race horse? I can't understand what your saying, sir. You need two horses?""No, send back hose, but not 50g tobacco. Man of honesty am I. Shipping labels confirmed.""Sir, is there anybody in danger right now?""Hose die! No more orange. Grape.""Rape? You're raping a prostitute or a horse?""No orange, no banana. Grape. Send hose back.""You're releasing the horse? Send what back? Thank god, sir, police units are being dispatched. Can we speak to the rape victim?"[squishing sound]"Are you alright? What is your name? This is a 9-11 emergency operator, can you speak?"(muffled from grape sheesha shoved into the phone)"I still kill hose. Mad I am. Tell them 250g or hose gets it." "Sir, the US does not negotiate with hostages. Well somebody, we don't negotiate with lots of people in lots of places.""Hose, die hose!"[clicking sound]"Sir, this is the police, put the horse down and let the rape victim go!" "No, 250g! 250g! Not 50g. need grape, Romman grape.""Sir, $250,000 is a lot of money, sir. We'll need time to...oh my god, did you say you ate the rape victim? And they were Roman?""No, not eat rape, smoke grape. Romman, Sami.""You've killed the rape victim? You smoked her?""No, not woman, grape. 250g. Hose return.""We will open fire. If you don't stop talking gibberish and throw out your weapon."Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of the man and his heinous hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbrownindian Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 rofl im loving this, i love how you used hose as hoes LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Hearts Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Way to exercise those active imaginations and that surplus free time guys.. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now