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New rules for hookahing in my house

1) Leather work boots
2) asbestos mat for expensive hard wood floors (yay scorch marks)

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1) Hot chick + hookah = awesome (though this rule applies to just about everything, adding a hot chick always makes it better, but still

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Edit: Because I am an F-tard Edited by Skarredmind
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Now this actually quite the opposite for me.

I'm more likely to drop my coals when sober tongue.gif

I think it's super extra care i take when 3 sheets to the wind.

If I dropped coals when spannered - It would give Mrs J 2 things too moan about!!!!! The Horror!

JD
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I don't understand how this happens. How does this happen? We had a thing last weekend, a party, if you will, and I decided to drag the hookah indoors. BIG mistake. Within twenty minutes, some drunk girl knocked it over.

It's like I almost want to put out a public service announcement: People, there is an expensive, metal-and-glass structure standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT ASS with COALS on it, HOT, BURNING COALS. If you knock it over, it WILL fall. And neither your feet nor my carpet are made of asbestos.
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that reminds me of the first fight i ever saw in the lounge in asheville, some drunk russian decded to grab the foil tent and just pull it off to see what was udner it. of course the coals came flying out as well and the bowl, landing on the floor, and he tried to pick them up. we all screamed "no dont touch them they're hot" but he just kept trying and said "i don't feel pain". then as he walked towards the bathroom he thought someone at teh bar was making fun of him so he took a swing at them. about 7 dude jumped on his ass and started beating the shit out of him, then dragging him towards the door. as they were rounding one of the tables another patron grabbed the hookah that was on it and moved it out of the way. we were all laughing at how in the midst of all the drama someone still had the mind about them to move a hookah so it didnt get knocked over.

so after they drug him out the door they threw him under the bumper of a vw bus and continued to kick him repeatedly.

seriously, dont mess with people's chill.
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QUOTE (camelflage @ Aug 28 2007, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that reminds me of the first fight i ever saw in the lounge in asheville, some drunk russian decded to grab the foil tent and just pull it off to see what was udner it. of course the coals came flying out as well and the bowl, landing on the floor, and he tried to pick them up. we all screamed "no dont touch them they're hot" but he just kept trying and said "i don't feel pain". then as he walked towards the bathroom he thought someone at teh bar was making fun of him so he took a swing at them. about 7 dude jumped on his ass and started beating the shit out of him, then dragging him towards the door. as they were rounding one of the tables another patron grabbed the hookah that was on it and moved it out of the way. we were all laughing at how in the midst of all the drama someone still had the mind about them to move a hookah so it didnt get knocked over.

so after they drug him out the door they threw him under the bumper of a vw bus and continued to kick him repeatedly.

seriously, dont mess with people's chill.


Hah, yeah. The worst is when you don't have enough space for the hookah in the apartment, so you have to put it where people are walking and/or playing beer pong next to, and, like, your heart skips beats every time some drunk girl says she wants to get through. You watch their feet in slow motion, as you hold the base for dear life, and monitor the lowering and raising of the soles. It's really painful. Hookah is probably bad to have around masses of drunk people.
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QUOTE (camelflage @ Aug 28 2007, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so after they drug him out the door they threw him under the bumper of a vw bus and continued to kick him repeatedly.


Actually, pretty pussy if you ask me. What happened to the days when a guy could defend himself without all his friends jumping in? Men have forgotten how to be men. The friends should only jump in if and when their buddy is getting their ass kicked. Pansies.
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QUOTE (camelflage @ Aug 28 2007, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so after they drug him out the door they threw him under the bumper of a vw bus and continued to kick him repeatedly.


Actually, pretty pussy if you ask me. What happened to the days when a guy could defend himself without all his friends jumping in? Men have forgotten how to be men. The friends should only jump in if and when their buddy is getting their ass kicked. Pansies.



thing is, those guys didn't know each other at all, it was a bunch of completely random dudes. everyone was annoyed at the guy cause he was being stupid and loud, so when he took a swing at someone who was just sitting there, people jumped him.
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QUOTE (nestormakhno @ Aug 28 2007, 03:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't understand how this happens. How does this happen? We had a thing last weekend, a party, if you will, and I decided to drag the hookah indoors. BIG mistake. Within twenty minutes, some drunk girl knocked it over.

It's like I almost want to put out a public service announcement: People, there is an expensive, metal-and-glass structure standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT ASS with COALS on it, HOT, BURNING COALS. If you knock it over, it WILL fall. And neither your feet nor my carpet are made of asbestos.


Ugh, why is it almost ALWAYS a drunk chick that doesn't get the concept of not knocking the tower of happiness over? They'd be sitting there making comments of "ooh, it's soooooo preeeeeeeettyyy..." five minutes earlier, then get up and almost immediately knock it over, going "Omgggg, I totally forgot it was there...!" Maybe they were jealous the hookah was stealing the attention of the guy they were not so smoothly hitting on, aka straddling them. Drunken skanks... angry.gif

RIP Gemini, you succumbed to the powerful force of drunken female stupidity and clumsiness. At least it was quick T_T
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QUOTE (Allia22 @ Sep 7 2007, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe they were jealous the hookah was stealing the attention of the guy they were not so smoothly hitting on, aka straddling them. Drunken skanks... angry.gif


LOL sounds like a story there.

Though in defense of the hot girl that I posted about it was entirely my stupid drunk ass that dropped the coals (any my baby survived, just the floor and me and the coffee table... and some paperwork... that has any reminders of the run in.

You can send your drunken skanks over here :-) there is always room for drunken skanks at skarredmind's house.
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Have all the skanks you want, they're everywhere around here. That was pretty much the entire story, I brought my Blueberry (Hafa) to a kegger and had like half the sausage-fest hovering around by me and the hookah(good for me, a chick wink.gif). Some girl staggered up, gave me a dirty look, and just straddled this guy attempting to take a hit. He wasn't too amused either... *shrug* I was pretty surprised it even posed a competition for the keg o_O
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QUOTE (Allia22 @ Sep 9 2007, 07:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have all the skanks you want, they're everywhere around here. That was pretty much the entire story, I brought my Blueberry (Hafa) to a kegger and had like half the sausage-fest hovering around by me and the hookah(good for me, a chick wink.gif ). Some girl staggered up, gave me a dirty look, and just straddled this guy attempting to take a hit. He wasn't too amused either... *shrug* I was pretty surprised it even posed a competition for the keg o_O


Wait, you're a chick!?!? ::GASP::

lol (I'm joking)

Seriously tho, hookahs aren't all that common, and, while I like a good beer, most shisha tastes way better than most beers, and if a relatively attractive woman is running a hookah (especially at a sausage fes), its not that big of a susprise that it was beating the keg.

Of course, if I had a drunk skank offering sex, I'd probably ditch the hookah.... then again I wasn't there (if she was being stupid and obnoxious it'd be a toss up I think)
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QUOTE (Skarredmind @ Sep 9 2007, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...(if she was being stupid and obnoxious it'd be a toss up I think)



find sock, insert sock into blabbering chicks mouth, only take out when useful. problem solved.


thank you i am an evil man. Edited by camelflage
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