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Beating Myself Up In My Sleep


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I woke up this morning with
a sore hand
bruised ribs
and a swollen eye

I didn't get in a fight last night and I didn't fall down yesterday.
I went to bed fine and woke up in pain.
The only rational explanation was that I beat myself up in my sleep.

It's happened before when I punch something while I'm sleeping and I wake up with a sore hand but never a swollen eye.

This sucks.
I'm going to bed now,
let's see what happens...
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Wow that sucks. You should go get that checked out. People who do stuff unconciously in their sleep can end up doing very dangerous things before they know it.
You dont know, if your brain can punch you while its sleeping then it can probably make you walk around to.

Good luck.
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My dad punched himself in his sleep once when he was on pain meds after having shoulder surgery.

It was like 2 AM, and he was sleeping on the sofa. I woke up to hear "OMG OW OW OMG IT HURTS OHHHH", so me and my mom jump up and get in there about the same time to see whats going on. I turn on the light, and she asks him whats wrong. I was expecting something like "My shoulders hurting" or "I layed on it wrong", but we got:

"I punched myself in the face."

Me and mom just sat there and laughed our asses off for 5 minutes and he sat there and yelled at us because he was still in pain.

Oh man, probably one of the funniest things to ever happen to me. Edited by Bryantos
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Is your name Tyler Durden?
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