Don’t Kick The Cat

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother
asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy. His
mother tells him no breakfast until he
does his chores.

Well, he's a
little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a
chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and
he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother
says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw
you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a
week either. I saw you
kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."

Just then,
his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the
kitchen.

The little boy looks up! at his mother with a smile, and says,
"You gonna
tell him or should I?"

[John Deere]

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