Johnny_D Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I have a big assed Spider that lives in my house.He's more than welcome. He eats lots of flies and has a nice little cobweb in the corner of my living room.I bloody refuse to kill him! Yet Mrs JD and my daughters want him gone.We live in the country FFS. Spiders and shit are just par-for-the-course.And damn it - he kills flies!So. Should he stay or go?JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akkbar Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 making your woman happy is never a bad thing...... excuse me, im going to give my wife a backrub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I made my brother pin down a wolf spider with his fingers for 2 bucks, those things are hideous. One time i was drunk and was hiking up above the H rock, and this fucking gigantic turantula just appears out of nowhere and it scared the fuck outta me. But your in the UK, umm, save it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 25, 2007 Author Share Posted October 25, 2007 yer, this is like a harvest spider....He's not dangerous... unless your a fly JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Go to the pet store and buy crickets and feed him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Why dont you put him outside?Before it starts freezing...And Ill make the girls happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScotsman Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Bugs and various sundry creatures are part of living in the boonies. Spiders aren'ttoo bad, at least your chances of catching plague, or rabies is non-existent. Give it a name, and see how long it takes for someone else to toast the little guy. (maybe get a good pillow for the upcoming night you are going to spend on the sofa if you take this fine advice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 *shudders* Yeah, take him outside... far far away from the house.Zen, my sister kept a pet wolf spider as a pet for a few months (YES they're hideous!) and it got out once... must've jumped 3 feet in the air and made it down the stairs in 4 seconds when I found the sucker. She fed it a butterfly and it died finally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I say move it outside but feed it daily. Had a buddy that did this and the damn spider was probably twice the size it should have been. A meal a day makes them quite happy. Finally killed it though as it was starting to freak the people out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 God...away with it. I hate spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 I don't wanna feed him.I just want it to eat the flies!JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 (edited) just say you got rid of it, then pretend you dont see it whenever they bring it up. try to convince them the spiders ghost is haunting the corner because they had it unjustly killed. Edited October 26, 2007 by camelflage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE (Allia22 @ Oct 26 2007, 12:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>*shudders* Yeah, take him outside... far far away from the house.Zen, my sister kept a pet wolf spider as a pet for a few months (YES they're hideous!) and it got out once... must've jumped 3 feet in the air and made it down the stairs in 4 seconds when I found the sucker. She fed it a butterfly and it died finally As a PET!!!!!!!!Oh my God.....Those things are the most hideous of God's Creations. . If i owned a gun i would only use it to shoot wolf spiders. They are so hairy.... and so HUGE..... (that's what she said), and i'm afraid that they will eat me while i'm asleep. Them and the Hobo Spiders..... ewwwwwwww. They are actually quite common around here, in teh desert, and now since it's ski season, the spiders come into the house cause it's warm....now it's like a Spider Commonwealth up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 He has as much right to be there as you do... let him live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillZedKill Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Fatten that sucker up, then have your self an arachnid BBQ =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekon Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 (edited) I say keep it. Compare the following : House full of flies that you have to kill yourself.orHouse with one spider that kills all the flies.We all know which one she'll pick. That's right #2 Edited October 28, 2007 by Dekon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Hearts Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Oct 25 2007, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I have a big assed Spider that lives in my house.He's more than welcome. He eats lots of flies and has a nice little cobweb in the corner of my living room.I bloody refuse to kill him! Yet Mrs JD and my daughters want him gone.We live in the country FFS. Spiders and shit are just par-for-the-course.And damn it - he kills flies!So. Should he stay or go?JDQUOTE (Johnny_D @ Oct 25 2007, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>yer, this is like a harvest spider....He's not dangerous... unless your a fly JDQUOTE (Johnny_D @ Oct 26 2007, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I don't wanna feed him.I just want it to eat the flies!JDForget the spider, throw out whatever other shit in your house thats attracting obviously this massive amount of flies!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (Ace of Hearts @ Oct 29 2007, 04:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Forget the spider, throw out whatever other shit in your house thats attracting obviously this massive amount of flies!! All part of the charm of living in the country i'm afraid.And it's not like i have a lot of flies. But the flies we do have are not like this pussy-town-flies. These fuckers move like jet planes and can spot a can of raid from about 10meters I suppose i could ask the farmer next door to move his cows JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Living in the country is awesome. Welcome the spider into your home as long as he doesn't crawl on your face when you are asleep. I woke up that way about three weeks ago. SICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foos Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 As long as its chillin in its web Id say keep it. My friend had a pretty big sized white spider in a web on his deck and we caught 2 moths and threw them into the web. It was like the animal planet right in front of my eyes. The thing jumped on them and killed em, then wrapped em up and started sucking their insides. It was pretty sweet. We went back 3 weeks later and the thing was HUGE, one of the biggest spiders id ever seen. So we fed him another moth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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