GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 You heard right! Darth Vader loved his hookah a lot. In fact he loved it so much that he carried the thing everywhere with him. Proof (kind of): Have you ever tried to say something after a nice full-lunged inhale of smoke? How did your voice sound? Was it deep and low like Darth Vader’s? That’s right. It was probably not as harsh as his; but guess what – even that can be explained: Take a guess at what Darth Vader was smoking?.. He was smoking sheesha made from . . . nails! Yes, titanium nails (he was evil after all). Custom-made, of course! So, there you have it, even though the vocoder was used as far back as during World War 2, Darth Vader didn’t need that shit – he smoke Nail-Sheesha in his favorite Hooka and used the mask to conceal the pipe. (now you should see his magnificent hookah – also, custom built by Sir Darth himself – all sharp and edgy, with metal thorns protruding from it, and Vase joined to the Phunnel with a Laser Sword!) he he! Delicious!!!And this concludes the latest edition of "Now You Know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadpipecinch21 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 ...i wish i didn't know that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Can someone stab me in the eyes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 how drunk were you when you thought this up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 i want my 2 minutes of my life back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (leadpipecinch21 @ Oct 29 2007, 08:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>...i wish i didn't know that...He he he! Well, now you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Oct 29 2007, 08:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Can someone stab me in the eyes please He he!common now, JD; we know you love Star Wars. I just had to tell the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (ASUSEAN1 @ Oct 29 2007, 09:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how drunk were you when you thought this up?I'd tell you but then JD would whoop my ass and ban me! He he! You know what JD stands for?JEDI ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KLD Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (Zildjian @ Oct 29 2007, 09:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i want my 2 minutes of my life back.Well, you can't have them.And with all that bullshit about "I bought this new Hookah. Check it out, guys!" or "New order. See if you like it" posts - i thought to broaden the horyzon a little for a change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (KLD @ Oct 29 2007, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lol...thanks, man, for having a sense of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (GolovA @ Oct 29 2007, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (ASUSEAN1 @ Oct 29 2007, 09:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how drunk were you when you thought this up?I'd tell you but then JD would whoop my ass and ban me! He he! You know what JD stands for?JEDI ! Oh no. being drunk on the forum is quite normal around here Just look at some of the crap i've posted over the years......*ponders if his dog picture is still there*...JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Oh... so that's how you roll here?! He he he! Then, i'm in the right place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Lol, it all makes sense now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (Tati @ Oct 29 2007, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lol, it all makes sense now!!!he he! i know, right! Wait 'till you hear my theory on why Neo was so slow in Matrix! he he! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (GolovA @ Oct 29 2007, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Tati @ Oct 29 2007, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lol, it all makes sense now!!!he he! i know, right! Wait 'till you hear my theory on why Neo was so slow in Matrix! he he!now that I REALY don't wanna know.note to self block all topics by GolovA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 decaf man. decaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Oct 29 2007, 10:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (GolovA @ Oct 29 2007, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Tati @ Oct 29 2007, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lol, it all makes sense now!!!he he! i know, right! Wait 'till you hear my theory on why Neo was so slow in Matrix! he he!now that I REALY don't wanna know.note to self block all topics by GolovAOh, please! NOT YOU!!! Please don't block me!!! What will i do then!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 QUOTE (camelflage @ Oct 29 2007, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>decaf man. decaf.Tried. Don't work!Thanks for help.Gotta Run!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foos Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 You know Ive always felt that double posting is a bad thing, you seem to make a habbit of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Oct 29 2007, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (GolovA @ Oct 29 2007, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (ASUSEAN1 @ Oct 29 2007, 09:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how drunk were you when you thought this up?I'd tell you but then JD would whoop my ass and ban me! He he! You know what JD stands for?JEDI ! Oh no. being drunk on the forum is quite normal around here Just look at some of the crap i've posted over the years......*ponders if his dog picture is still there*...JDyes, you haven't noticed JD and My posts never make any sense late at night.. and then there is always an edit to make them less stupid like 3 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 (edited) he he he!Same thing, man! Same thing! ESPECIALLY at night! What's weird (and good) about the night time is that you reach a certain state of mind even naturally - and all these great ideas come and struck you unaware and make you awe! Yet in the morning, you have no idea what they meant and regard them as nonsense! BUT! Here's the good part - the ideas did not became any more stupid... they didn't loose their sense. What happened was that YOU (we) came down from that higher state of conscientious and became unable to grasp their great conceptual liturgy!Pity! Gotta wait for another night! Edited October 30, 2007 by GolovA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 QUOTE (Foos @ Oct 29 2007, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You know Ive always felt that double posting is a bad thing, you seem to make a habbit of it.I like you too!Nice pic by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 QUOTE (GolovA @ Oct 30 2007, 02:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Foos @ Oct 29 2007, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You know Ive always felt that double posting is a bad thing, you seem to make a habbit of it.I like you too!Nice pic by the way. Looks like Foos has pulled...First hookahforum gay marriage per chance ?LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolovA Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 we'll see how it goes, JD. You know, this relationship is really tough on my nerves. He comes late at night, smokes his Hookah and falls to sleep like a dead bull. I don't know if it's going to work... I really don't, Dr. JD.Any advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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