Volcom8234 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Well this happened this weekend but I haven't had my computer. I had a few buddies over and we were enjoying a bowl of SB x on the beach, which was new to us all, and enjoying some halo 3. Well When we have a hookah at my place, I have a portable stove top single burner to get the coals going on. Across from my apartment and up one level (me being on the first floor) were some guys on their deck checking out what we were doing. After our bowl we decided to pack another and get some coals going. As we are waiting we hear a bang and don't think much of it. A minute later i look out to check the coals and my burner is gone and their light is off then like a minute or so later is on. I am mad, but hope they burnt themselves. The security did nothing about it and they haven't come back onto their deck since. Anyone ever have something like this happen? I mean what are those guys gonna do with a burner covered in ash and some rust?BTW, they dropped the coals so i still got those and had the bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I would kill them. Always with a smile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oino Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 So all they stole was your burner not the hookah right. Retaliation for that is arson. When you steal a burner you get burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volcom8234 Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Yeah, i thought it was funny because they have had to of burned themselves because we were in the middle of lighting a set of coals and had already gotten a few batches through the night going. Must be nice to be smart drunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Who the hell steals a burner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybersist Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 (edited) I'm sorry for the loss edit: so do they make locks for burners? they should for people in your situation Edited December 13, 2007 by Cybersist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookah hippie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Wow I thought you were going to be out a hookah. You built the story up like madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoalition Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 there is only one way to get them back. flaming bags of dog shit thrown at their back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quakerotis Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 QUOTE (thecoalition @ Dec 12 2007, 10:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>there is only one way to get them back. flaming bags of dog shit thrown at their back door."He's gonna sh*t, when he realizes its sh*t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateNinja415 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "he called the shit poop!"but seriously, that's pretty lame that that got stolen from you. I'd be soooooo pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeshua_cxc Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 that's ridiculous! who would still a hot burner when you could just go out and buy one for real cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 A dirty cocksucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foos Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Fuck em up when you see em leaving, I would never stand for that lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayVer Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 guess they dont have a stove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 You could always get them back by allowing them to continue on their pathetic existences as stupid fucks that are capable of stealing an active burner (worth less than $20?). This would be the ultimate revenge, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volcom8234 Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 I added a lil sign next to the outlet that says WWJD, i was hoping to see their reactions and maybe think, but that's if they are intellectual. I will have to get another, and the burning poo would be hilarious. I want the horns above their back door though and put them in my living room with a light shining upon it with the window shades open so if they come out they can see it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 QUOTE (Volcom8234 @ Dec 13 2007, 08:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I added a lil sign next to the outlet that says WWJD, i was hoping to see their reactions and maybe think, but that's if they are intellectual.I think you may be confusing intellectualism with religiosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese// Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 1. Go out onto your balcony.2. Climb up to their balcony.3. Get ready.4. Break through their door and beat them with baseball bats while they're still half-awake.5. Leave.Best done with a friend.And what's with the dramatic topic heading? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 i got my burner for 6 dollars and i leave it outside all the time, its outside right now (been that way for over a week)if someone really wants to steal something thats worth 6$ then they can steal it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shisha fan Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 how pathetic can you be, stealing something like that. get yourself some brass knuckles and beat the shit out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 QUOTE (shisha fan @ Dec 13 2007, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how pathetic can you be, stealing something like that. get yourself some brass knuckles and beat the shit out of them.It sucks but it aint worth going to jail for. Puncture their back passenger side tire with a nail (very little evidence left, unlike a slash). That repair would be about 25 bucks. Teach them without violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejoshman Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 wow thats pretty fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoalition Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 QUOTE (Bulldog_916 @ Dec 13 2007, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (shisha fan @ Dec 13 2007, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how pathetic can you be, stealing something like that. get yourself some brass knuckles and beat the shit out of them.It sucks but it aint worth going to jail for. Puncture their back passenger side tire with a nail (very little evidence left, unlike a slash). That repair would be about 25 bucks. Teach them without violence.or take some pliers and pull the pin out of the air valve. muahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christama Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 This Halloween I invested in a couple of those little lights that go in jack-o-lanterns instead of candles. the 2 pack cost me $4. Someone stole them from right out of my pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 QUOTE (Christama @ Dec 13 2007, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>This Halloween I invested in a couple of those little lights that go in jack-o-lanterns instead of candles. the 2 pack cost me $4. Someone stole them from right out of my pumpkin.HAHAHA!!! it was me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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