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QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jack Daniels whiskey,
Blake Grape Layalina smoke,
The Big Lebowski.

Edited for Haiku.

For me...

A sleepover with Winona Ryder, Vicki Blows, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Jane Fonda, Halle Berry, Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Tawny Roberts, Crissy Moran, Kiera Knightley, Penelope Cruz, The Tic Tac girl, Ron Jeremy, Christian Bale, Irvine Welsh, a few Cirque de Solei dancers, my girlfriend and the Dali Llama.

The evening would begin with some heavy drinking of Ron Zacapa Centennario, 23 Anos, and some political and religious discussion, which would devolve into topics of music, then film, then death, then sex.

The orgy would be directed by Ron Jeremy, wearing a chicken costume and sitting in a little pink director's chair while wielding a megaphone. I feel that all orgies should have a director to be efficient and successful. Music would begin with "Eye" by Smashing Pumpkins, and move into various house beats chosen by Jeremy. Christian Bale would flex while looking into the mirror, a la American Psycho which is my favourite book and film, while the Cirque de Solei dancers sort of wandered around and climbed the walls, adding a surreal atmosphere. The Dali Llama would chill out in an authentic tiger skin bean bag chair and just channel positive energy at us, and Irvine Welsh would be writing about the whole thing longhand with human blood on parchment while drinking a pint of Guinness for my vicarious enjoyment.

That would go for about four hours. Then we'd retire to smoke out of four 4-hose Mya Obelisks which would be packed with Tangiers Kashmir Peach, Starbuzz Pumpkin Pie, Tangiers F-Line Cocoa, and Starbuzz Black Grape in large glass MNhookah bowls, decorated with black and grey swirls. We'd be using 16 black nammors with matching black velvet covers. We men would be dressed in lemur furs, the women would be friskilly applying edible body paint to one another while smoking. We'd be listening to a mellow playlist consisting largely of Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Stars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Broken Social Scene and others.

That would go on for two hours or so, accompanied pints of Guinness, and followed by another four or five hour orgy. Then we'd all commit ritualistic suicide for fear that life would necessarily be all down hill from there. Edited by gaia.plateau
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jack Daniels whiskey,
Blake Grape Layalina smoke,
The Big Lebowski.

Edited for Haiku.

For me...

A sleepover with Winona Ryder, ...


I think you missed the point my brother..

I am drinking Jack Daniels, whilst smoking and am actually watching The Big Lebowski.

They peed on the fucking rug sad.gif

JD
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QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jack Daniels whiskey,
Blake Grape Layalina smoke,
The Big Lebowski.

Edited for Haiku.

For me...

A sleepover with Winona Ryder, ...


I think you missed the point my brother..

I am drinking Jack Daniels, whilst smoking and am actually watching The Big Lebowski.

They peed on the fucking rug sad.gif

JD


I caught your meaning, but then I got to pondering what would constitute a perfect evening for me biggrin.gif

I had a Big Lebowski party a few weeks ago, everyone wore housecoats and drank Caucasians.

It really tied the room together. Fucking Chinaman. angry.gif
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I caught your meaning, but then I got to pondering what would constitute a perfect evening for me biggrin.gif

I had a Big Lebowski party a few weeks ago, everyone wore housecoats and drank Caucasians.

It really tied the room together. Fucking Chinaman. angry.gif


I believe the correct nomenclatue is American Chinese tongue.gif

She fucking kidnapped herself.. the Strumpet!
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Great movie, great drink, great smoke.... Although you should be drinking a Caucasian

I'm drinkin a Guinness and watching the Bourne Supremacy. I did smoke a bowl of AF cherry earlier but no hookah now... Edited by PhishPhood
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 27 2007, 03:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (PhishPhood @ Dec 27 2007, 01:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just listened to the garden state soundtrack, while lying on the floor smoking my AF cocktail sipping tea.... Such a good night...

Best soundtrack of all time, bar none.


a-greed.
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jack Daniels whiskey,
Blake Grape Layalina smoke,
The Big Lebowski.

Edited for Haiku.

For me...

A sleepover with Winona Ryder, Vicki Blows, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Jane Fonda, Halle Berry, Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Tawny Roberts, Crissy Moran, Kiera Knightley, Penelope Cruz, The Tic Tac girl, Ron Jeremy, Christian Bale, Irvine Welsh, a few Cirque de Solei dancers, my girlfriend and the Dali Llama.

The evening would begin with some heavy drinking of Ron Zacapa Centennario, 23 Anos, and some political and religious discussion, which would devolve into topics of music, then film, then death, then sex.

The orgy would be directed by Ron Jeremy, wearing a chicken costume and sitting in a little pink director's chair while wielding a megaphone. I feel that all orgies should have a director to be efficient and successful. Music would begin with "Eye" by Smashing Pumpkins, and move into various house beats chosen by Jeremy. Christian Bale would flex while looking into the mirror, a la American Psycho which is my favourite book and film, while the Cirque de Solei dancers sort of wandered around and climbed the walls, adding a surreal atmosphere. The Dali Llama would chill out in an authentic tiger skin bean bag chair and just channel positive energy at us, and Irvine Welsh would be writing about the whole thing longhand with human blood on parchment while drinking a pint of Guinness for my vicarious enjoyment.

That would go for about four hours. Then we'd retire to smoke out of four 4-hose Mya Obelisks which would be packed with Tangiers Kashmir Peach, Starbuzz Pumpkin Pie, Tangiers F-Line Cocoa, and Starbuzz Black Grape in large glass MNhookah bowls, decorated with black and grey swirls. We'd be using 16 black nammors with matching black velvet covers. We men would be dressed in lemur furs, the women would be friskilly applying edible body paint to one another while smoking. We'd be listening to a mellow playlist consisting largely of Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Stars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Broken Social Scene and others.

That would go on for two hours or so, accompanied pints of Guinness, and followed by another four or five hour orgy. Then we'd all commit ritualistic suicide for fear that life would necessarily be all down hill from there.


If there is a +Megan Fox... I'm totally down...
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