Johnny_D Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Jack Daniels,Blake Grape Layalina,The Big Lebowski.Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 nice man. sounds like a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 05:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jack Daniels,Blake Grape Layalina,The Big Lebowski.Nuff said. - always jealous of JD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokingDjinn Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jack Daniels whiskey,Blake Grape Layalina smoke,The Big Lebowski.Edited for Haiku.For me...A sleepover with Winona Ryder, Vicki Blows, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Jane Fonda, Halle Berry, Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Tawny Roberts, Crissy Moran, Kiera Knightley, Penelope Cruz, The Tic Tac girl, Ron Jeremy, Christian Bale, Irvine Welsh, a few Cirque de Solei dancers, my girlfriend and the Dali Llama.The evening would begin with some heavy drinking of Ron Zacapa Centennario, 23 Anos, and some political and religious discussion, which would devolve into topics of music, then film, then death, then sex.The orgy would be directed by Ron Jeremy, wearing a chicken costume and sitting in a little pink director's chair while wielding a megaphone. I feel that all orgies should have a director to be efficient and successful. Music would begin with "Eye" by Smashing Pumpkins, and move into various house beats chosen by Jeremy. Christian Bale would flex while looking into the mirror, a la American Psycho which is my favourite book and film, while the Cirque de Solei dancers sort of wandered around and climbed the walls, adding a surreal atmosphere. The Dali Llama would chill out in an authentic tiger skin bean bag chair and just channel positive energy at us, and Irvine Welsh would be writing about the whole thing longhand with human blood on parchment while drinking a pint of Guinness for my vicarious enjoyment. That would go for about four hours. Then we'd retire to smoke out of four 4-hose Mya Obelisks which would be packed with Tangiers Kashmir Peach, Starbuzz Pumpkin Pie, Tangiers F-Line Cocoa, and Starbuzz Black Grape in large glass MNhookah bowls, decorated with black and grey swirls. We'd be using 16 black nammors with matching black velvet covers. We men would be dressed in lemur furs, the women would be friskilly applying edible body paint to one another while smoking. We'd be listening to a mellow playlist consisting largely of Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Stars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Broken Social Scene and others.That would go on for two hours or so, accompanied pints of Guinness, and followed by another four or five hour orgy. Then we'd all commit ritualistic suicide for fear that life would necessarily be all down hill from there. Edited December 26, 2007 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jack Daniels whiskey,Blake Grape Layalina smoke,The Big Lebowski.Edited for Haiku.For me...A sleepover with Winona Ryder, ...I think you missed the point my brother..I am drinking Jack Daniels, whilst smoking and am actually watching The Big Lebowski.They peed on the fucking rug JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jack Daniels whiskey,Blake Grape Layalina smoke,The Big Lebowski.Edited for Haiku.For me...A sleepover with Winona Ryder, ...I think you missed the point my brother..I am drinking Jack Daniels, whilst smoking and am actually watching The Big Lebowski.They peed on the fucking rug JDI caught your meaning, but then I got to pondering what would constitute a perfect evening for me I had a Big Lebowski party a few weeks ago, everyone wore housecoats and drank Caucasians.It really tied the room together. Fucking Chinaman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I caught your meaning, but then I got to pondering what would constitute a perfect evening for me I had a Big Lebowski party a few weeks ago, everyone wore housecoats and drank Caucasians.It really tied the room together. Fucking Chinaman. I believe the correct nomenclatue is American Chinese She fucking kidnapped herself.. the Strumpet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayson Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Abide, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybersist Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Im going to second that long ass statement by Gaia.... as well as state the obvious: The Big Lebowski is a great movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishPhood Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 (edited) Great movie, great drink, great smoke.... Although you should be drinking a Caucasian I'm drinkin a Guinness and watching the Bourne Supremacy. I did smoke a bowl of AF cherry earlier but no hookah now... Edited December 27, 2007 by PhishPhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybersist Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I will be watching a bit of either eastern promises or tomorrow never dies a bit later with a bowl of layalina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishPhood Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I just listened to the garden state soundtrack, while lying on the floor smoking my AF cocktail sipping tea.... Such a good night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 QUOTE (PhishPhood @ Dec 27 2007, 01:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I just listened to the garden state soundtrack, while lying on the floor smoking my AF cocktail sipping tea.... Such a good night...Best soundtrack of all time, bar none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitrousconsumed Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 27 2007, 03:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (PhishPhood @ Dec 27 2007, 01:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I just listened to the garden state soundtrack, while lying on the floor smoking my AF cocktail sipping tea.... Such a good night...Best soundtrack of all time, bar none.a-greed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Dec 26 2007, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Dec 26 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jack Daniels whiskey,Blake Grape Layalina smoke,The Big Lebowski.Edited for Haiku.For me...A sleepover with Winona Ryder, Vicki Blows, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Jane Fonda, Halle Berry, Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Tawny Roberts, Crissy Moran, Kiera Knightley, Penelope Cruz, The Tic Tac girl, Ron Jeremy, Christian Bale, Irvine Welsh, a few Cirque de Solei dancers, my girlfriend and the Dali Llama.The evening would begin with some heavy drinking of Ron Zacapa Centennario, 23 Anos, and some political and religious discussion, which would devolve into topics of music, then film, then death, then sex.The orgy would be directed by Ron Jeremy, wearing a chicken costume and sitting in a little pink director's chair while wielding a megaphone. I feel that all orgies should have a director to be efficient and successful. Music would begin with "Eye" by Smashing Pumpkins, and move into various house beats chosen by Jeremy. Christian Bale would flex while looking into the mirror, a la American Psycho which is my favourite book and film, while the Cirque de Solei dancers sort of wandered around and climbed the walls, adding a surreal atmosphere. The Dali Llama would chill out in an authentic tiger skin bean bag chair and just channel positive energy at us, and Irvine Welsh would be writing about the whole thing longhand with human blood on parchment while drinking a pint of Guinness for my vicarious enjoyment. That would go for about four hours. Then we'd retire to smoke out of four 4-hose Mya Obelisks which would be packed with Tangiers Kashmir Peach, Starbuzz Pumpkin Pie, Tangiers F-Line Cocoa, and Starbuzz Black Grape in large glass MNhookah bowls, decorated with black and grey swirls. We'd be using 16 black nammors with matching black velvet covers. We men would be dressed in lemur furs, the women would be friskilly applying edible body paint to one another while smoking. We'd be listening to a mellow playlist consisting largely of Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Stars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Broken Social Scene and others.That would go on for two hours or so, accompanied pints of Guinness, and followed by another four or five hour orgy. Then we'd all commit ritualistic suicide for fear that life would necessarily be all down hill from there.If there is a +Megan Fox... I'm totally down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamscott06 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 QUOTE (ZenSilk @ Dec 28 2007, 04:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>If there is a +Megan Fox... I'm totally down...Yea she's pretty damn hot.. actually really really damn hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 JD when don't you have the perfect evening anyways??? Put Jessica Alba in the mix too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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