gr!m Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) The warning is now, this may be a boring story. Still here? Good.Today was one of those "good" days. Work went smoothly and calmly. Had an after work shower and Hookah with Layalina Grape before class at 6pm, very relaxing. Went out to my car and checked my mail on the way, my package of 50g Afzal packs came in the mail (vanilla, chocomint, and orage). Went to class tonight which went wel and got home only 2 hours later around 7:30 - 8pm. So I eat dinner and watch South Park then things get interesting.I cleaned my Hookah thoroughly before dinner so it was all nice and dry now. Took our small wrought iron table to the middle of the room for the hookah (it's shorter than our couch so it makes for a nice table, also our mini pear hookah sits very sturdy on it). I'm setting up the Hookah and packed the bowl nice and loose but very evenly with a mix of Chocomint and Vanilla Afzar (mmm)(my best pack yet I think, I am a noob still). The charcoals were lit and I place them on the top near the sides of the bowl to heat up some more (3 Kings coals, btw). The dog was in his crate, since he tends to jump on everything. I was ready to relax. I sit down and begin to smoke, this is a GREAT mix. It tasted like chocolate mints with a very velvety smooth after taste from the vanilla. I heard mixed reviews of this tobacco (acctually made by Soex) and was arwy about trying it but hey it was $5 for 3 50g packs, shipped. I am used to Al Fakher and Layalina but this stuff was good, smooth, and tasted great. Next thing my experience is about to get ruined. Our usually docile cat decides to leap of our arm chair on TOP of the hanging hose from my hand to the Hookah. Everything goes flying, and the hot coals soar into the air. My BRAND new couch now has a couple very tiny burn marks and one hole from a coal. My apartment carpet (crappy crappy carpet, it was going to be replaced anyways) has two nice round burn marks where the coals eventually landed after I threw them off my couch and ottoman. The ottoman got away with what looks like a cigarette burn mark. Thee of my fingers got burned nicely from the coals. All in all, the Hookah might not be as relaxing for a while. Also, it's NEVER going off the kitchen table unless it's heading outside.A sad day, very VERY scary. Nothing set fire but for about 20 seconds I oculdn't find the other coal which rolled under the chair. I could only smell the plastic in the carpet burning. I just was hoping nothing would ignite. So I call my girlfriend at work and tell her what happened....she's angry at ME the most. Which yeah, stupid decision/idea. Hey I make mistakes and have had more than my fair share. She doesn't even half blame the cat. It's probably not as bad as I make it out to be, but hot charcoals on furniture and in my apartment scared the sh*t out of me.She comes home in a few hours. Oh well, learned a lesson tonight. Feeling better now though and might try the Afzal one more time on the huge heavy wood kitchen table.Good night all.Thanks for listening...lol. A lesson for everyone with those plush comfy smoking areas. Stuff is flamable! Oh and I'm sad about my couch, parents just got it for me...it feels like micro suede and cost them $300, which I feel terrible about. Not telling them it happened though, can't really tell except if you look very close, or lift up the cushion to see the hole. All I can say it, fire is scary, and I don't frighten easily at all. Talk about a freak out.Oh for the heck of it. The Afzal is great, thought it wouldn't be, but it's delicious. Strong buzz though as I think it's unwashed. Edited January 12, 2008 by gr!m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erufiku Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Did you at least castrate the cat?On a serious note, sorry to hear about your accident... Seems like a lot of misfortunes going around recently. I'll keep smoking in the kitchen for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 i dropped my hot plate on the carpet today, ill have to repair it myself later on, but for now i buy a rug to hide it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I was really lucky the other night when my cat did almost the same thing. I have a little table I put by me when I am on the computer. Now this cat is a big ol fatty too. He jumped on the table and luckily enough I was setting my hose on the table at the same time and I was able to grab my Hookah and nothing fell off or got burnt thank God. I was freakin' out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr!m Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Yeah my girlfriend is home and isn't talking to me as if it's some big tragedy. Stuff happens I'm over it it's too bad nothing I can do except say "sorry". The couch wasn't her anyways, my mom got it for me (or us). Either way I see no reason for her to be so angry with me over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryantos Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Meh, she'll get over it. Tell her because the couch is so "ruined" that shes banned from it. Then go have angry sex.Everything will be alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (Bryantos @ Jan 12 2008, 04:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Meh, she'll get over it. Tell her because the couch is so "ruined" that shes banned from it. Then go have angry sex.Everything will be alright. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Sorry to hear your pain.But this is the danger of smoking with pets. I now stand my hookah on a full size table next to my sofa.JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr!m Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (Bryantos @ Jan 12 2008, 12:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Meh, she'll get over it. Tell her because the couch is so "ruined" that shes banned from it. Then go have angry sex.Everything will be alright. +1 LoL...I think she is over it today anyways. She's not one for angry sex, oh nooooesss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 i would have punched that fucking cat right in its fucking face!*EternalSoil does not like cats!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Jan 12 2008, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would have punched that fucking cat right in its fucking face!*EternalSoil does not like cats!*Ha! I would pay EternalSoill to punch that cat right in it's face!*JD does not like cats either!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinamon Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 i would like to offer you my premium feline ingestion services. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (chinamon @ Jan 12 2008, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would like to offer you my premium feline ingestion services. lolNot that kinda pussy chinamon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Jan 12 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Jan 12 2008, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would have punched that fucking cat right in its fucking face!*EternalSoil does not like cats!*Ha! I would pay EternalSoill to punch that cat right in it's face!*JD does not like cats either!*i would pay JD to let me punch that cat in its fucking face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr!m Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 LoL, yeah I'm over the couch. You can hardly notice anyways.Hey JD, how much to "dispose" of my gf's cat? It must look accidental! That means no hanging it out the window by it's bowels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 aww i like cats. but they are a pain in the ass. especially when you're trying to sleep and you wake up to find a ball of fur purring loudly and licking your face with its gravel tongue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 haha! easiest way to get rid of cats is take them somewhere far away.they are not as smart as dogs and probably wont find their way back.that keeps the animal crazy people off you for the most part. people dont deal well with killing animals.i would say to tell your girlfriend almost anytime you think of it that you hate her fucking cats!eventually she will come down to either leaving you or the cats...if she leaves you your better off cause u dont want someone who would choose something that will die in 10 years and be forgotten 10 months after that!did you guys know i hate cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Jan 12 2008, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (chinamon @ Jan 12 2008, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would like to offer you my premium feline ingestion services. lolNot that kinda pussy chinamon lol, this thread is full of one liners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinamon Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Jan 12 2008, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (chinamon @ Jan 12 2008, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would like to offer you my premium feline ingestion services. lolNot that kinda pussy chinamon thanks for ruining my day. hehhopefully theres gonna be lots of pussy at the club tonight. ive been on vacation from work since january 1st. its time for me to make some money again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 QUOTE (chinamon @ Jan 12 2008, 11:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Jan 12 2008, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (chinamon @ Jan 12 2008, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would like to offer you my premium feline ingestion services. lolNot that kinda pussy chinamon thanks for ruining my day. hehhopefully theres gonna be lots of pussy at the club tonight. ive been on vacation from work since january 1st. its time for me to make some money again.MeeeOOWWW Sssailor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Jan 12 2008, 07:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>haha! easiest way to get rid of cats is take them somewhere far away.they are not as smart as dogs and probably wont find their way back.that keeps the animal crazy people off you for the most part. people dont deal well with killing animals.i would say to tell your girlfriend almost anytime you think of it that you hate her fucking cats!eventually she will come down to either leaving you or the cats...if she leaves you your better off cause u dont want someone who would choose something that will die in 10 years and be forgotten 10 months after that!did you guys know i hate cats?my cat ran away....3 weeks later we find it meowing at our front door :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrysalem Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 The dog has a cage...can't you lock the cat in another room? Of course who wants to smoke a hookah for an hour and hear 'rowr rowr meoooowwwrr' for an hour. I love cats but have a dog now, just situational. Women freak out about this shit all the time just get used to it. If your mom freaked out about it so will your girlfriend/wife, it's just woman's nature. And they take it VERY VERY seriously. Latest at our house is that with baby on the way I will have to smoke outside on the balcony, no hookah smoking indoors anymore. I am with her on that one she's right. Well, guess what though, I was doing my hobo hookah the other day on the balcony, and it tipped over, the coals spilled out. No worries as it's got a concrete floor. You got my support and sympathy though man. Most importantly, forget the small sh*t, thank God YOU are OK, and nothing happened. The rest is just chicken sh*t that doesn't matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Devils Playground Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I can proudly say we have 2 cats in the shop here and guess what. Thats right they know the Value of Cat skins in cold countries and do not know over the lit hookahs. Hell one comes up and sniffs the smoke from the hose even. Maybe since she likes to share now and then she respects the hookah more. That or because I have Thai Freinds that have offered her to come over for dinner on more then a few occasions. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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