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So, I got my very first hookah on Wednesday and read the instructions on how to set it up properly. Nowhere on the instructions did it say I should clean the down tube or clear the hose before smoking. I just figured it came all pristine and perfect, ready for the smoking! haha... I'm such a dummy. The instructions said to wash the base with lukewarm water before the first smoke, and I did that! lol..
Anyway, I set it up, smoked some AW After Nine and was really disappointed with the amount of smoke and just attributed it to the shisha. Tried some Starbuzz today, and although it hit really well, I was still kinda disappointed. So, I go to clean it after the Starbuzz (it's sooo juicy that the juice got urrhwere!) and lo and behold there's a freaking shipping peanut lodged in the downtube... lol! I also found out through careful experimentation that the handle on my hose is removable, and there was tons of dried glue and fabric stuck in it! haha..
I feel like such a dork. Anyway, after all the pieces dry I'm gonna give it another shot tomorrow and should really have a different experience, haha.
Here's some pics of my new hookah..




She's a beauty! A big beauty! Kinda like the girls I liked bringing home from the bars cool.gif . I can't believe I only paid $50 for it! After taxes and shipping, total of $70. Item description clocked it in at 32", but in reality, with bowl on top it's actually about 35", guess I owe 'em 3" (el oh el). It came with a full accessory package, 300g of Soex (bleh, I could only see using it for mixing in a flavor), and Rolland Quicklites (Yech, don't use in a room you plan on creating a pleasant smell by smoking in, really good for outside use though), from Caravan imports on Ebay. My only complaint about them is they kinda cram everything into a pretty small box, thankfully it only traveled about 200 miles.
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hey, man, we all have had our n00b moments. funny story.

BEAUTIFUL hookah, dude. i really like that hose.
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QUOTE (Lysolz @ Jan 25 2008, 08:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Throw them Rollands away - immediately. sad.gif


I might keep them 'til the 4th of July, they make some pretty sweet fireworks. ohmy.gif



... I was thinking about the possible consequences of purchasing a Hookah on Ebay, but the benefits greatly outweighed the risk...
1. This company is less than 200 mi away
2. The only places that carry hookahs in my area want $50 for pumpkin bubblers, at least $100 for anything over 16".
3. The company is an Ebay Express store, not an auction, and not an Ebay store. Only the top ranked merchants are allowed on Ebay express, and there's buyer protection with every purchase.
4. If I order, and it turns out to be crap, I'm out $70.. No biggie. My loose-leaf statistics book which was just photocopies was $70. haha...

And the whole burning peanut smell.. Luckily it didn't burn, it was just stuck in there...

Oh! And Mathuv, while I like the Nammors, this hose is actually pretty good... Now that I've gotten all the stuff out haha.. There's no exposed metal inside, the handle's removable, and it's airtight. Plus it looks great too. Edited by D00M
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QUOTE (mathuv @ Jan 25 2008, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats a nice hookah. if i were you id pimp it out with a nice nammor and a phunnel cool.gif


Actually, that one vendor is the exception to the ebay rules. They have a phone number and I've actually exchanged e-mails with one of the owners over an issue we had with a poster a while back. I myslef just ordered 2 keychain mouthpieces from them. I'd say they were the one DECENT vendor as opposed to the usual sleezy Ebay hookah sellers.

Nice pipe btw. I remember almost killing myself trying to smoke my first time. The instructions I got from a random web site were a little less than complete (before I found here) and I'd never even smoked a hookah before so I had NO idea what I was supposed to do. Like wait until the QT is ALL white before dropping on an overpacked, packed too tightly, turned green and almost passed out bowl of Nakhla 2 apple. huh.gif
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QUOTE (mushrat @ Jan 25 2008, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (mathuv @ Jan 25 2008, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats a nice hookah. if i were you id pimp it out with a nice nammor and a phunnel cool.gif


Actually, that one vendor is the exception to the ebay rules. They have a phone number and I've actually exchanged e-mails with one of the owners over an issue we had with a poster a while back. I myslef just ordered 2 keychain mouthpieces from them. I'd say they were the one DECENT vendor as opposed to the usual sleezy Ebay hookah sellers.

Nice pipe btw. I remember almost killing myself trying to smoke my first time. The instructions I got from a random web site were a little less than complete (before I found here) and I'd never even smoked a hookah before so I had NO idea what I was supposed to do. Like wait until the QT is ALL white before dropping on an overpacked, packed too tightly, turned green and almost passed out bowl of Nakhla 2 apple. huh.gif




Wait, you can overpack these things?

tongue.gif Jokes. I at least read that much before I got it, haha. I think what kept me from completely screwing it up was a 3-day weekend to wait for my hookah to arrive, haha.
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QUOTE (D00M @ Jan 25 2008, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (mushrat @ Jan 25 2008, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (mathuv @ Jan 25 2008, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats a nice hookah. if i were you id pimp it out with a nice nammor and a phunnel cool.gif


Actually, that one vendor is the exception to the ebay rules. They have a phone number and I've actually exchanged e-mails with one of the owners over an issue we had with a poster a while back. I myslef just ordered 2 keychain mouthpieces from them. I'd say they were the one DECENT vendor as opposed to the usual sleezy Ebay hookah sellers.

Nice pipe btw. I remember almost killing myself trying to smoke my first time. The instructions I got from a random web site were a little less than complete (before I found here) and I'd never even smoked a hookah before so I had NO idea what I was supposed to do. Like wait until the QT is ALL white before dropping on an overpacked, packed too tightly, turned green and almost passed out bowl of Nakhla 2 apple. huh.gif




Wait, you can overpack these things?

tongue.gif Jokes. I at least read that much before I got it, haha. I think what kept me from completely screwing it up was a 3-day weekend to wait for my hookah to arrive, haha.


heh, it was sad, laying on the couch trying not to puke, head spinning, thinking "this is what all the excitement is about? I gotta be doing something wrong..."
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QUOTE (mushrat @ Jan 25 2008, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (D00M @ Jan 25 2008, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (mushrat @ Jan 25 2008, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (mathuv @ Jan 25 2008, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats a nice hookah. if i were you id pimp it out with a nice nammor and a phunnel cool.gif


Actually, that one vendor is the exception to the ebay rules. They have a phone number and I've actually exchanged e-mails with one of the owners over an issue we had with a poster a while back. I myslef just ordered 2 keychain mouthpieces from them. I'd say they were the one DECENT vendor as opposed to the usual sleezy Ebay hookah sellers.

Nice pipe btw. I remember almost killing myself trying to smoke my first time. The instructions I got from a random web site were a little less than complete (before I found here) and I'd never even smoked a hookah before so I had NO idea what I was supposed to do. Like wait until the QT is ALL white before dropping on an overpacked, packed too tightly, turned green and almost passed out bowl of Nakhla 2 apple. huh.gif




Wait, you can overpack these things?

tongue.gif Jokes. I at least read that much before I got it, haha. I think what kept me from completely screwing it up was a 3-day weekend to wait for my hookah to arrive, haha.


heh, it was sad, laying on the couch trying not to puke, head spinning, thinking "this is what all the excitement is about? I gotta be doing something wrong..."


yeah before i researched and found here i didnt wait till the QL was all white so i took a puff of..how should i say...pure harshness? and was like "wtf...why is this not like the hookah bar?" tongue.gif
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I bought the old Syrian (the one that got stolen) I had off of ebay. It was pretty nice, but I think it was just some guy getting rid of an extra one he had. I must have just gotten lucky. BTW I second the motion to get rid of the Rolland's. GOD those things are awful.

Welcome to the forums.
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Nice pipe and good choice of vendor on Ebay. I've visited the warehouse down in Fullerton and they hooked me up good! The guy is very nice, helpful, and a good person overall. I was pleasantly shocked. From what I've read and seen, sometimes vendors purposely put a packing peanut into the downstem as to prevent any dust or whatever from getting in.
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That pipe is a beaut. smile.gif
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