Canon Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_26963...u=news.quirkiesJust another reason not to trust your bags to the airport.QUOTE ("ananova")Dwarf crime a 'growing problem'Thieves are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking dwarves into the luggage holds in sports bags. Once inside, they slip out from their hiding places to rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers. Then they take their loot back to their hiding place and wait to be collected by another gang member when the coach reaches its destination, reports The Sun. They have stolen thousands of pounds in cash, gems and other valuables in recent months. Swebus, which ferries thousands of Brits across Sweden, has been among coach firms targeted. A spokesman said: "We have had reports about several thefts by dwarves on the stretch between Vasteras and Stockholm. "We're thinking of installing video cameras." A Stockholm Police spokesman said: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Jan 27 2008, 06:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_26963...u=news.quirkiesJust another reason not to trust your bags to the airport.QUOTE ("ananova")Dwarf crime a 'growing problem'Thieves are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking dwarves into the luggage holds in sports bags. Once inside, they slip out from their hiding places to rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers. Then they take their loot back to their hiding place and wait to be collected by another gang member when the coach reaches its destination, reports The Sun. They have stolen thousands of pounds in cash, gems and other valuables in recent months. Swebus, which ferries thousands of Brits across Sweden, has been among coach firms targeted. A spokesman said: "We have had reports about several thefts by dwarves on the stretch between Vasteras and Stockholm. "We're thinking of installing video cameras." A Stockholm Police spokesman said: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature."The most shocking information is that the Brits are apparently still using gemstones as currency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geiseric Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Seems pretty flaky to me. Journalism is at an all time low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 THE ATTACK OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Yup.We also still trade in chicken, goats, blood and eldest children.and the occasional ritual killing for good measure.JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 woah, you guys moved up to gems already? here in malta we're still on wives/daugters and sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 QUOTE (mathuv @ Jan 27 2008, 03:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>woah, you guys moved up to gems already? here in malta we're still on wives/daugters and sheephmm..ill gladly sell you a hookahwhat do you want??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbean422 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 if i ever had this happen to me i think id be laughing so much that it id cry, like i wouldnt even be mad just to know some dwarf was stowed away in luggage. its quite comedical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I need to buy me a midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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