Perrj99 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 She won't even try. She doesn't know what she's missing....although I tell her on a regular basis. Peeeeerrrr presssurrrre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 its a cultural bi-law. go for it!haha that would be really funny. this is what you do - you get here girlfriend(s) into it and then eventually get them to smoke with you regularly. then your girl will be forced to be there the whole time, and her friends are probably better at pushing her into things than you (no offense). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneNonlyTK Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 everyone gives in and tries it once... then they're hooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 lol Her friends do smoke when they're over....but she won't. I guess I only have one option left....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JtowninAtown Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 (edited) tough luck dude. I got lucky. My girlfriend is a cigarette nazi. If she smells it on me she goes ballistic. As for the hookah, she warmed up to the idea after i took her to a hookah bar for her birthday, got her drunk, and after that she really didn't care. Now she smokes hookah all the time. My advice kind of goes with the middle part of my story (hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) Edited January 29, 2008 by JtowninAtown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeppyrkr Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 my gf loves to not eat while doing it and every time she gets sick and now wont touch it, its a shame, and tells me that its her body telling her its not good for her ... not stopping me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 lol That won't help, when the hookah gets broken out around my house we're usually all drinking anyway....she's just anti-hookah. Might have to beat her. Uhh..or I could just find a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 blow it in her mouth while shes asleepthen after a while, just as you put one it, wake her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 dude. its completely possible.have you tried the "do it just once, for me"?or the possible... i got nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolatec Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 You should be happy about this. More for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 r1v... i want to thank you for the best quote ever.try it. IT HAS TO WORK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Jan 29 2008, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>blow it in her mouth while shes asleepthen after a while, just as you put one it, wake her...lol I do this all the time...but that's besides the point. Back to the hookah...I'll just try beating her. It works when my mom doesn't have dinner ready on time, it oughta work for my girl too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 My girlfriend and I are in complete agreement...Smack that bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 this topic reminds me of an AD i saw on NJ Transit aboutchild abuse. it saidCHILD ABUSETURN ANGER INTO ACTION!which of course means turn your anger about child abuse into actions towards stopping child abuse. but it basically read to me and my friends "Angry? BEAT YOUR KIDS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staygone Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 My girlfriend doesn't do anything, smoke (hookah, occasional cigar for me), drink, took her a while for caffiene (looong days at school brought on the coffee). Just respect her decision. I do all of the above and she does none, so be it. -QM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 get new one! theres a bunch out there.or i will come visit sometime. ive turned many a friends who never smoked or drank anything into alcoholic hookah addicts. im a good influence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staygone Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Yeah, she's seems like a bitch. Ditch da hoe,-QM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookahDude831 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 just go scope one at the local hookah lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austinthecity Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Yes, you should absolutely find a new girlfriend because she won't try hookah.Or you should beat her for not wanting to try it.Those sound like great ideas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss8789 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping then she will wake up and love it... like this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmunRa Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Put the tip of the hose in her mouth. Just the tip. Just to see if she likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 thats a good quote too, but it was made intentionally >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 i dont condone domestic abuse at all, even jokingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I can confirm the viability of both these strategies.QUOTE (sss8789 @ Jan 29 2008, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping then she will wake up and love it... like this guy QUOTE (AmunRa @ Jan 29 2008, 07:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Put the tip of the hose in her mouth. Just the tip. Just to see if she likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Girls opinion: Talk to her! Ask her why not. Have a nice discussion about it. If she comes up with 3 good reason (and they have to be good) then get a new one or give up or beat her. If she doesnt have good reasons, then tell her your 3 good reasons for smoking and ask her nicely to try it at least once to make you happy.If all else fails, beat her, and then get a new one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now