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Im not sure if im posting this under the wrong section but.. eh seemed to fit cause of the whole hookah thing..

Aight, so i wake up to my lil sister and the smell of french toast and hash yummy
but no tahts not all, my hookahs all set up next to my bed and ready to go smile.gif all i gatta do is light the coals.. what a wonderful sight to wake up to

Oh man it was going perfect, i added 2 coals to get the thicker smoek and i was practicing my smoke rings, ahhh it was beautiful i couldnt belive it i was actually blowing out O's for the first time and they were fairly decent !!

Ok so i finished breakfast and was just layin in bed watching full house...

I go to drop the ash on the tray, oh shiat! i accidently drop part of one of the coals on the carpet while the other coals are on the foil... i quickly get up in panic to find that bastard and then my hookah starts to tip over! i catch it just in time... nope all the coals on top fall onto the carpet!! FAWK!! im in such a rush i start smashing all teh coals to make them go out with my fingers!! except for the fairly large one i dropped the first time... ughh now theres burn spots all over the carpet, ah man im glad it was on the throw down carpet instead of the actual carpet... so now theres burn spots scatterd on the ground, i go and grab a wet rag and try to get all the black out.. kinda came out, but you can notice the burns.. im glad i have a throw down carpet to cover this other throw down carpet tongue.gif

And thus my day so far...
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QUOTE (Seanij @ Jan 30 2008, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Smashed them with your WHAAAAAAAAT? FINGERS?!


I had to quickly think to myself... WWCND? What Would Chuck Norris Do?

QUOTE (timmediahOU @ Jan 30 2008, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
always keep a cup of water in your room



Ha dude i did have a cup of water, i didnt really think to grab taht, it was a panic and my fingers were closer tongue.gif
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Chuck Norris is a punk bitch. Some job "Total" Gym did for him. cool.gif
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I liked his first film, I can't remember the name of it, but it was all subtitled. It was something in San Fransisco and it was an Asian flick with him beating the piss outta people, nothing like current films.
It was featured on Conan within the past year.
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lol, your carpet gets burned, my couch gets burned.

The couch outside in the garage has so many burnt holes in it from charcoals falling over it.

As for smashing the charcoals...my buddy and I grab a charcoal and toss it back and forth to each other...literally. lol.
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QUOTE (Codename067 @ Jan 30 2008, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, your carpet gets burned, my couch gets burned.

The couch outside in the garage has so many burnt holes in it from charcoals falling over it.

As for smashing the charcoals...my buddy and I grab a charcoal and toss it back and forth to each other...literally. lol.


haha i woulda reused them but my session was pretty much over

ha that would be fun, kinda like hot patato, ha it should be a party foul type thing, who ever knocks over the coals has to put it in his had for 5 secs lol
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so many times have I watched my friends just pick it up and get burnt to shit. One time they picked it up and put it in the glass ashtray wallbash.gif I said "hurry put it back on the bowl!" "Why" "Its gonna expl..." boom, the ashtray blows up...
While I was back in the burg for break, my cousin's bf picked on up barehanded and walked to the kitchen with it...needless to say, he got a third degree burn.
I hurry, grab the tongs and pick it up into a cup of water or back on the bowl. Otherwise I just dump water on it...the latter as of recent, no more chance taking.
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QUOTE (ahwahoo2006 @ Jan 30 2008, 04:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You woke up with your little sister?!?! That's all kinds of wrong (unless you live in West Virginia).



I woke up "to" my sister... so she woke me up

:edit:

So i take it you must live in west virginia then huh? Edited by yota8
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