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I've been reading the last dozen or so ma'assell review threads tonight.  So far, I've seen everyone's favorites and the best smokes.  But what are the worst--the ones that make you reach for the cyanide?  With any luck, I'll know what to avoid like the plague.
So! What flavors make you die a little inside every time you mention them?
Stay safe--I'll assume the "mustard gas" flavor sucks.Kiwini
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I love Al Waha, but I honestly can't bring myself to smoke Al Waha mint
by itself. It's unbearably strong by itself, although not too bad when
mixed in with another flavor.

I really haven't come across too many flavors/brands that I didn't
like. I guess you could say that if they make it, I'll smoke it. I'm
not a picky guy ;)
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i hate any nakhala. for some reason every time i smoke nakhala i
'overheat' and i get a fever. i should show you all a picture of me
after smoking nakhala my shirt gets drenched completelely, my face and
arms are visibly soaked and i cant feel my hands or stand up without
shaking, plus i get a terrible headache. It doesent happen with any
other tobbacco though, i can smoke tabac le prince, al amir and al
fakher just fine. Hookah bars are always doing nakhala so i suffer
terribly, and i end up having to lie down on the couches and just
freeze for an hour. anybody ever get this? theres something in nakhala
thats not in al fakher or tabac le prince- some sort of chemical thats
makes me overheat.
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[quote name='dikydave']al waha honey...omfg, just dont do it.  it's the only stuff ive
auctually just thrown away.  i dont wish that stuff on my worst
enemy...ugh...im just sick thinkn bout it.[/quote]

Ahh, never throw out tobacco. You never know who might like it, like me
:) I'm a fan of most Al Waha, and honey was no exception for me. Oh
well, its all personal preferance.
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[quote name='Yashman19'][quote name='dikydave']al waha honey...omfg, just dont do it.  it's the only stuff ive
auctually just thrown away.  i dont wish that stuff on my worst
enemy...ugh...im just sick thinkn bout it.[/quote]

Ahh, never throw out tobacco. You never know who might like it, like me
:) I'm a fan of most Al Waha, and honey was no exception for me. Oh
well, its all personal preferance.

[/quote]


well.............................ur not human then.
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Last week I stopped by the local Smoker Friendly store to pick up a new
flavor or two. They seem to have stoped carrying the 50g. sample packs
and gone with 250g. packs only, so they only had a few 50g. packs of
Nakhala left. I grabed a pack of the Mango and B.S.ed with the clerk a
bit. I mention that the cubic fricking ton of sultan and splash 250g.
tubs were probablly not going to sell and that it would be super if
they could order some Al-Falkar.
I went home and got busy cleaning my hookah and preparing the bowl. The
first thing I noticed when I open the pack was a very strong, rather
putrid odor kind of like Pine-Sol. It smelled a little like mango,
enough to brave smoking it anyway, but mostly like Pine-Sol.
Well 10 minutes later me and my roommate are sitting down to watch Sin
City and have a relaxing smoke. I get the coals on and start puffing,
the first 2 seconds were good and tasted like Mango's, after that it
all went straight down the crapper. The nastiness of pine-sol and a
hint of cedar totally overpowered any small taste of Mango. NASTY NASTY
NASTY!!! My roommate and I almost vomited, the room was filled with the
putrid stench, my other roommate came out of his room down the hall to
ask us what the hell that stink was. BLECH! I took the coals off , blew
the smoke out of the base, grabed my extra bowl and packed it with some
good old Nakhala 2 apples in record time. Thank goodness, the 2 apples
got the smell out of my hookah, hose, and room about halfway through
the bowl.
I prompedly chucked the rest of that crap in the garbage. and begged my roomates' fogiveness.

Now I know peoples tastes differ, but this is not a matter of say
liking sweet more then sour flavors, or even for those that prefer
flavors like rose, jasmine or coffee. This stuff is just flat out
repugnant.

If I had a choice between having to smoke a 250g. box of Nakhala Mango
or smashing my hookah into many, many small pieces, I would go out and
buy a new hammer just for the occasion.

Friends don't let friends smoke Nakhala Mango.
If Nakhala Mango was a disease it would be leperosy.
Smoking Nakhala Mango is like eating a urinal cake sandwich.

Sorry for the long rant, but trust me, it is for your own good.
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ive had only two bad smokes... both were alwaha. the apple and lemon (im a fan of both flavors) but alwaha made me feel kind of sick and it tasted like ass. I still have a few alwaha flavs i havnt tried but if they are garbage im getting rid of the sh*t.....
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