NotJD Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Works a treat gents NotJD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (NotJD @ Feb 8 2008, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Works a treat gents NotJDJD Edited February 8, 2008 by Johnny_D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) Has anyone seen JD around? I have this bottle of Tennessee whiskey and no one to drink it with.Edit: Oh snap, he ninja'd in before me. *hides whiskey* Edited February 8, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Feb 8 2008, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Has anyone seen JD around? I have this bottle of Tennessee whiskey and no one to drink it with.Seek and ye shall find brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 8 2008, 03:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Seek and ye shall find brother!Has anyone seen a nude Winona Ryder with a hookah full of Tangiers K-Peach and a Havanna Mojito? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Feb 8 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 8 2008, 03:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Seek and ye shall find brother!Has anyone seen a nude Winona Ryder with a hookah full of Tangiers K-Peach and a Havanna Mojito? And the winning lottery numbers please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 8 2008, 03:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Feb 8 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 8 2008, 03:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Seek and ye shall find brother!Has anyone seen a nude Winona Ryder with a hookah full of Tangiers K-Peach and a Havanna Mojito? And the winning lottery numbers please.I think that if I won the grand lottery I would just buy those things anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Not sure you could buy Winona though. You may actually have to use charm, wit and style to woo said strumpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) Maybe I can commission some mad scientists to build me a mind control device... wooing sounds like a lot of work.Also if I'm not careful she could steal my pants. Edited February 8, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 o cmon, all you need to lure her in is a red F150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I have a solar yellow '04 Nissan Frontier and a back seat too. That's all I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 heh, i have a 2004 crysler pt cruiser.with a 2.4 liter turbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I just have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I don't think that length of tongue is an advantage there... unless it's long and dexterous enough to reach around to the G-spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 9" tounge works when your using your nose on her clit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 (edited) Only if you're the C.L.I.T. commander.I don't think the advantages would outweigh the loss of precision. Edited February 10, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 It's a sad day gentlemen when you cant use your hose as the weapon of choice. Although I have to admit, I love giving tongue lashings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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