HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ok, here's the deal... I gave up the Hookah for Lent! I am not religious but I am using Lent as a time frame to see if I can do it. So far, all I can say is: IT SUCKS!!!!My wife was bitching because I was smoking so much, then she caught my daughter (almost 18) hitting the Hookah and shit hit the fan! LOL... So.... I will never quit the Hookah after this stretch! I just want to see if I can do it for 40 days. All I am doing is saving up for a killer order when this is done!Wish me luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Feb 14 2008, 05:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Disgraceful.I know....I also gave up booze and soda!!!If I ask for a bag of lime and a shovel.......GIVE IT TO ME!!!lol...40 days of hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I've gone nearly two weeks without hookah and booze, because of this bloody tonsillitis, and it hasn't been much fun. I've been getting laid roughly 4x as much to compensate. I can't imagine giving up hookah or booze voluntarily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Harry the X-Hookah master?And Mrs Harry has ensured he has given up sex for lent too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 14 2008, 06:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Harry the X-Hookah master?And Mrs Harry has ensured he has given up sex for lent too Thats the rub....Mrs Harry said to give up the Hookah for 40 days or no sex! SO..............! I DO love getting laid! She has been giving it up more since I set down the pipe....hmmm...LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoalition Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 i would have given up the sex first. looks like she owns your balls now.the trick when women threaten taking away sex is you just go ok.my girl tried it once...she lasted 10 days. then she jumped me when i got home from work on the 11th day.I WIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (thecoalition @ Feb 14 2008, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would have given up the sex first. looks like she owns your balls now.the trick when women threaten taking away sex is you just go ok.my girl tried it once...she lasted 10 days. then she jumped me when i got home from work on the 11th day.I WIN.I gave up sex the year I was in Iraq. It was easy to do....something about "INCOMMING!" that ruins the mood!all the smoking I am not doing is making it easier to save for more hookahs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkyfisherman Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I dont think I could give up either of the two hookah or sex. If I had to chooes something though it be... not using the remote, having to get up and change the channel would suck for 40 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foos Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Id have to agree with Coalition here. My girlfriend has threatened me with no sex before and I always laugh at her because I know she could never go the distance. I fear that if I ever give in to her threats she'll know that she can always pull the no sex card on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Coalition is right on teh money again Man.Your wife now owns both your balls AND your hookah.You'll be begging her for sex and hose now dude.JD - Sad as another man bites the dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Sometimes my girl tries this when she's drunk and wants to coerce me into doing something... like getting her a drink, passing the hose, or hunting down a third... I have a 100% success rate of turning it around and making her do it for me Women can be so weak of will when it comes to dick.QUOTE (thecoalition @ Feb 14 2008, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would have given up the sex first. looks like she owns your balls now.the trick when women threaten taking away sex is you just go ok.my girl tried it once...she lasted 10 days. then she jumped me when i got home from work on the 11th day.I WIN. QUOTE (Foos @ Feb 14 2008, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Id have to agree with Coalition here. My girlfriend has threatened me with no sex before and I always laugh at her because I know she could never go the distance. I fear that if I ever give in to her threats she'll know that she can always pull the no sex card on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 I did it just to see if I can do it.....no other reason, just a personal challange! I like to push myself from time to time...My Ex wife used to play the sex card...didn't work. It turns out that I can last 6 months without it....untill I slept with her best friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrenchNinja89 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (HarryTheHookaMaster @ Feb 14 2008, 04:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I did it just to see if I can do it.....no other reason, just a personal challange! I like to push myself from time to time...My Ex wife used to play the sex card...didn't work. It turns out that I can last 6 months without it....untill I slept with her best friend!Wow. Nice. Pushed it a little too far on that one, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (HarryTheHookaMaster @ Feb 14 2008, 10:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 14 2008, 06:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Harry the X-Hookah master?And Mrs Harry has ensured he has given up sex for lent too Thats the rub....Mrs Harry said to give up the Hookah for 40 days or no sex! SO..............! I DO love getting laid! She has been giving it up more since I set down the pipe....hmmm...LOL!QUOTE (Foos @ Feb 14 2008, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Id have to agree with Coalition here. My girlfriend has threatened me with no sex before and I always laugh at her because I know she could never go the distance. I fear that if I ever give in to her threats she'll know that she can always pull the no sex card on me. one word...FLESHLIGHT lolmy ex tried it all the time and tries it on me, like coalition said, the whole getting jumped thing, cept she cant last two days on it. not I pull the no sex card on hereWhen I was actually Catholic(converted Pagan 9yrs ago or so), I'd give up stuff like vacinations or chores lol. I never did abide to the "no meat on fridays". I dont eat vegies and I only just recently started eating fish(other than trowser fish I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr!m Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Feb 14 2008, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (HarryTheHookaMaster @ Feb 14 2008, 10:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 14 2008, 06:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Harry the X-Hookah master?And Mrs Harry has ensured he has given up sex for lent too Thats the rub....Mrs Harry said to give up the Hookah for 40 days or no sex! SO..............! I DO love getting laid! She has been giving it up more since I set down the pipe....hmmm...LOL!QUOTE (Foos @ Feb 14 2008, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Id have to agree with Coalition here. My girlfriend has threatened me with no sex before and I always laugh at her because I know she could never go the distance. I fear that if I ever give in to her threats she'll know that she can always pull the no sex card on me. one word...FLESHLIGHT lolmy ex tried it all the time and tries it on me, like coalition said, the whole getting jumped thing, cept she cant last two days on it. not I pull the no sex card on hereWhen I was actually Catholic(converted Pagan 9yrs ago or so), I'd give up stuff like vacinations or chores lol. I never did abide to the "no meat on fridays". I dont eat vegies and I only just recently started eating fish(other than trowser fish I mean)lawl fleshlight..well i can't say I do(n't) own one..lawl...I don't think I could give either up. Hookah is hard enough to live without when you are ill. Let alone give it up on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anathema Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 that'd be awesome to share a hookah with my kid, if i ever get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeppyrkr Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 i could do it im already going on hmmm 10 days or so just because i have a lots on my plate with work school and gf, not to mention can't smoke with the gf anymore she out of no where thinks its the devil or something, so time for a new girl sounds like to me i need a hookah girl, but i think going 40 days is a very cool and good idea, shows were not addicted and as you said its for yourself you will feel like you accomplished something at the end of this, keep it up man, mad props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE (thecoalition @ Feb 14 2008, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i would have given up the sex first. looks like she owns your balls now.the trick when women threaten taking away sex is you just go ok.my girl tried it once...she lasted 10 days. then she jumped me when i got home from work on the 11th day.I WIN.Your girl needs to get herself a vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolatec Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I gave up giving things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 QUOTE (Tati @ Feb 14 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Your girl needs to get herself a vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Goodypants Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Best way to do it! Give up on giving up!And Tati, you shouldn't be giving anyone any ideas! Very bad!The Vibrator is:"A piece of plastic that can make your lady moan and groan the way only your roomate can when you're out of town."-Dave Attell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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