HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Ok, A recent thread brought up an interesting train of thought. There are a shitload of skanks out there, I thought it would be fun to name them and get some feedback.My list:Drew BerrymoreParis HiltonNicole RitchieLinsey LohanBritney SpearsCourtney LoveJenny McarthyAnna Nicole Smith (I know, shes dead!)Tori SpellingNancy GraceGreta VanSustrenPam AndersonJanice Dickensonany thoughts????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctdrum Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i thought this said sHank list. I was like..Oh shit...this guys pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 QUOTE (ctdrum @ Feb 19 2008, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i thought this said sHank list. I was like..Oh shit...this guys pissed.I almost forgot the biggest skank of them all: Jane Fonda!Peace out to all the vets out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 damn, I really thought it was shank list as well. Hmmm, I'd say that bitch that was married to Kurt Cobain(cant think with this headache). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I would totally bone Jane Fonda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj_b90 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Feb 19 2008, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>damn, I really thought it was shank list as well. Hmmm, I'd say that bitch that was married to Kurt Cobain(cant think with this headache).That'd be Courtney Love. 'married to and killed Kurt Cobain' you mean? :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 QUOTE (mj_b90 @ Feb 19 2008, 10:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Feb 19 2008, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>damn, I really thought it was shank list as well. Hmmm, I'd say that bitch that was married to Kurt Cobain(cant think with this headache).That'd be Courtney Love. 'married to and killed Kurt Cobain' you mean? :-Pqft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 bone Jane Fonda?????Damn! ...now THATS sick!...right in the middle of the "act", you hear a loud CRACK!...its her hip!!!Now, I like the older chicks...but the "Golden Girls" era????LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Man she's still got it. My girlfriend agrees, if we get the chance we're totally tapping that Goldbond-using ass.And this list should really contain the Queen Skank of the world, Ann Coulter. And I disagree with Nicole Ritchie being a skank... a ditz, yes, but she's done nothing skanky; isn't she getting married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Feb 20 2008, 06:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Man she's still got it. My girlfriend agrees, if we get the chance we're totally tapping that Goldbond-using ass.And this list should really contain the Queen Skank of the world, Ann Coulter. And I disagree with Nicole Ritchie being a skank... a ditz, yes, but she's done nothing skanky; isn't she getting married?Ok...Ann Coulter is on the list. Yes she is a skank.......but I would totally tap that adam's apple bitch!LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathrynx Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Skank when appropriate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Oprah Winfrey and Hillary Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Feb 20 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oprah Winfrey and Hillary ClintonI'm a dirty fuck, but I wouldn't fuck Hilary Clinton using her own dick. Oprah...ehh...as long as she looks the way she did in The Color Purple. Edited February 21, 2008 by Perrj99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockchick04 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Britney <3 My #1 skank. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolatec Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 busiunion#1 SKANK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 I am sitting here watching American Idol (GAG!)and I have to say that I used to think Paula Abdul was cute...now she is just sickening...........skank list it is for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Jenna Jameson, any girl that bones Tito Ortiz is on the skank list. Carmen Electra too.Tommy Lee.Clay Aiken. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Elmoc'mon he/she's selling itself for "tickling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTheHookaMaster Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Feb 20 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Elmoc'mon he/she's selling itself for "tickling"I don't know man...we went from skanks to toys...I think we might just let this "fade to black".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (Bulldog_916 @ Feb 20 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Tommy Lee.Tommy Lee Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Perrj99 @ Feb 20 2008, 09:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Bulldog_916 @ Feb 20 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Tommy Lee.Tommy Lee Jones. QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Feb 20 2008, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oprah Winfrey and Hillary ClintonTwo of the most powerful women in the world, both unstable bitches, but definitely not skanks. Bill Clinton's infidelity is evidence that Hilary probably doesn't put out very often, and if Trey Parker and Matt Stone are to be believed, and I think they are, Oprah's minge hasn't seen play in decades.SkankDerogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.Also a verb meaning to inhale NHT, vis-a-vis Bob Marley's "Easy Skanking". Edited February 21, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Look at that skanky mustache! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Sharon Stone .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elky Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Feb 20 2008, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Also a verb meaning to inhale NHT, vis-a-vis Bob Marley's "Easy Skanking".Ah ha, not so, 'Easy Skankin' was considered one of the first reggae/punk songs recorded. It was when Marly was greatly influenced by The Clash, who (as a lot of people don't know) Marly used to tour with. Skanking is a common dance in punk and reggae but when reggae came on the punks would do "Easy Skanking" as opposed to the regular circle pit skanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Bob Marley was such a skank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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