Seanij Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 So i went down to the doctor, since my ear was Plugged! Told him, my dazzle been plugged can you fix that shnazzle?? ROFL random, im feeling hyper. Nah i told him, my ears been plugged coudl you check it out.. so he's like i need to clean it. So he pulls out this HUGE metal syringe and fills it with warm water. sticks it in my ears and blasts away while im holding this bowl near my ear! a second later a load of green shit falls out of my ear! I swear I can hear a pin drop from a mile away now though! Not only that but it feels nice!I wanna get my ear cleaned with that thing everyday!Anyone else have this done? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralleac Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Yeah, that happened to me last summer. Except I had a lot of wax built up deep in my ear canal so it took about a week of using softener on it every night and thorough rinsing every morning to get everything out. The nurse tried the syringe for about 20 minutes before sending me home recommending that I get the softener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 That's how you should clean your ear canal, with warm salt water. Q-Tips push all the crap farther into your canal. Flushing is better than forcing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I dunno, I clean my ears at least twice a day with Q-tips...I hate earwax/dirty ear hearing. Back when I was young(6 or so) and catholic, my parents made me goto CCD(something like sunday school during the week). Well, the neighbor drove me and blasted music. So one day I got a wad of paper stuck(trying to use as earplugs) and my mom, a nurse, had to flush it out. Took bout an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Shouldnt use qtips...my doctor told me all it does it push earwax back into your ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 eh, I never had any problems. I get checked every other year and never need a cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dousing the Q-Tips in Witch-Hazel helps a bit i was told. Loosens the wax up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanij Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Haha yeah the goo that came out was really sickening though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 shoulda saved it, coulda called the pentagon and said that a spacecraft dumped it in your backyard and you went out with a gun and put it in a jar lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoalition Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 they sell one the syringe thing in the drug store. theres some drops that loosen up crap in your ear and then like 10 mins after you use the drops you blast the gunk away with warm water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanij Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (thecoalition @ Feb 20 2008, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>they sell one the syringe thing in the drug store. theres some drops that loosen up crap in your ear and then like 10 mins after you use the drops you blast the gunk away with warm water.Can't be, your ear has to be checked for infections prior to syringing because if you get water into your ear drum,oooooooooooooooh you're gonna scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralleac Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (Seanij @ Feb 21 2008, 05:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (thecoalition @ Feb 20 2008, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>they sell one the syringe thing in the drug store. theres some drops that loosen up crap in your ear and then like 10 mins after you use the drops you blast the gunk away with warm water.Can't be, your ear has to be checked for infections prior to syringing because if you get water into your ear drum,oooooooooooooooh you're gonna scream.They sell ear wax softening drops and a small syringe that comes in the same package over the counter, which is what I used after I visited the school clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanij Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 haha syringing your ear is the bestt, i love itt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I had that done when I was way little...It was cool.If you ever need a nurse to clean your ears out, let me know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ooOOOooEhem*clears throat** I, um, need a nurse to, a, clean my ears....yaaaaawanna come over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayson Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm a bit more naturalist at heart. I use these candles that you stick in your ear and burn, and the hot air loosens the wax and brings it up out of your ear. Then I take a bit of hydrogen peroxide and dump it into the ear and let it sit for about 15 minutes. When alls said and done, I flip over onto a towel and let it drain. You should see the amount of shit that comes out... it's mind blowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voski Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I have no idea if this is true but I remember in a book I was reading a few years ago the main character would put cigarettes in his ears and let them burn so it would cause a vacuum that would clear his ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanij Posted February 25, 2008 Author Share Posted February 25, 2008 voski, thats 100% false XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 you could always put a sub wolfer on full blast next to one ear, that'll blow the gunk outta the opposite ear, then switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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