Ever Feel Like Being A Real Prick

[r1v3th3ad]

dead thread resurrection!

So I've been slamming my beer off of my friends bottles lately, making beer shoot out of the top like crazy

[Rani]

Hmmm, does something I did to an ex-boyfriend count?

I have a bunch of gay friends so when the boyfriend turned out to be a asshole, they gave me a bunch of gay "rough trade" explicit magazines, handcuffs, worn out leather goods, etc. I shipped it all to his mom with a note asking her to give him all the stuff he'd left at my place.

'Rani

PS: Trust me - he was deserving.....

[srawas89]

Rani that is hilarious...Good work

On a side note of that you could always get your gay friend to pretend that they slept with him the night before. (It works if he has been drinking to the point of blacking out lol). They will start to question them selves its kinda funny

[Vampy6997]

I'm sitting here trying so hard not to crack up. My roommate just got in from work, he's a dishwasher on campus. I was anticipating his return, so about 5 minutes before he got in, I ran all the hot water out. Now he's in the shower and I can here him fuckin with the knobs n shit. I can't wait to hear what he says when he gets out. Omg I miss doing this type of shit, I'm gonna start doin it more often.
Will update after he gets out and bitches.

The guy I dated in florida and I were up in SC for 2 or 3 weeks while he had been activated or whatever to the base in charleston, sc...so...while we were there....living it up with his mom draining all his funds from his bank accounts w/o rhyme or reason, when we got back to florida, we went to turn on the shower...after a pretty damn long and stinky drive....and there was no hot water. None. We couldn't figure out what it was, and apparently his parents (more his mom than his dad...his dad was usually oblivious to everything) decided to take it upon themselves to turn off the water heater....right after we left. That would save energy for my ex's electric bill, but that stuff takes forevvvverrrrrr to heat water back up (12+ hours?). Apparently it's not the same as running the hot water until it's cold...it's much worse. ...

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When I was on a coast guard cutter, we had a port call to Mazatlan. While there, got to get hotel rooms, and I bought a room for me and somehow while I was drinking, 4 people ended up on my 2 beds. I walked in there, tickled one girls feet made a lot of noise in one guy's ear, and the other girl woke up and the last guy, who was out like a light...I couldn't wake him up, so I poured glitter on him. Made sure it was good and stuck to him too. He said he had glitter falling off him for 3 days after.

Edited September 11, 2009 by Vampy6997