Ever Feel Like Being A Real Prick

[r1v3th3ad]

I'm sitting here trying so hard not to crack up. My roommate just got in from work, he's a dishwasher on campus. I was anticipating his return, so about 5 minutes before he got in, I ran all the hot water out. Now he's in the shower and I can here him fuckin with the knobs n shit. I can't wait to hear what he says when he gets out. Omg I miss doing this type of shit, I'm gonna start doin it more often.
Will update after he gets out and bitches.

[r1v3th3ad]

that was hard not crackin up...
"dude, what the fuck happened to the hot water?"
"neighbors must of used it up"
"I dont know man, I got in and it was fucking cold, I thought we had our own hot water tank"
"maybe they rigged the pipes"
"ya, probably....hey can I use your printer?"

wow, I gotta come with more shit to pull, I was thinkin of doing the mentos in a bottle of soda.

Ideas?

[HarryTheHookaMaster]

that was hard not crackin up...
"dude, what the fuck happened to the hot water?"
"neighbors must of used it up"
"I dont know man, I got in and it was fucking cold, I thought we had our own hot water tank"
"maybe they rigged the pipes"
"ya, probably....hey can I use your printer?"

wow, I gotta come with more shit to pull, I was thinkin of doing the mentos in a bottle of soda.

Ideas?

You know... I consider myself a huge prick, but that was good....hats off to ya.

[thecoalition]

dude....butter the floor. easiest way to fuck with your room mate i did that shit before that damn youtube video. but i think all of us have done similar stuff. tying all the doors together is always funny too. or reversing the door knob on your room mates door, nailing the window shut and locking him in his own room after cracking 2 stink bombs and sealing the bottom of the door with a towel and duct tape is fun times...

......you know....not that ive ever done that kind of thing....im just saying.....No one saw me and you prove it!

[HarryTheHookaMaster]

butter under the door handles of his car

plastic wrap over the shitter (under the seat)

LARGE glob of peanut butter (super chunk) left on the shitter seat (a trick from the firehouse)

baby powder between his sheets ( another firehouse trick )

a filled doughnut (filled with shaving cream) "left" in the fridge (I have got to get out of the firehouse...its turning me into a prick!)

[Shakes]

here's one i pull on my friends that don lock their car doors:

fill a cup with confetti (punch a shitload of holes in a few pieces of paper), get in their car, pour the confetti in the air vents and turn the ac to full blast. when they crank the car, that shit will be EVERYWHERE.

[gaia.plateau]

Bathroom Fun
Put a bullion cube in the shower head after you've had yours and before he's had his. Soup shower ftw.
Cut off some of your hair and put it in his shampoo bottle. He'll think he's balding.
Marbles in the medicine cabinet.
Tape the sink facet.

Computer Fun
Fuck around with his autocorrect. Instead of changing "teh" to "the", reverse it, and etc. This works especially well when they have to get a paper done.
Backup all his pictures, then replace them with old lady porn.

[anathema]

does dragging along shopping carts with you while driving and releasing them into cars fall along those lines?

haha <2 days ago my dad's car got hit, pretty much smashed, i assume speeds of ~40mph that's ~64km/h for u international kids Edited February 21, 2008 by anathema

[Johnny_D]

does dragging along shopping carts with you while driving and releasing them into cars fall along those lines?

haha <2 days ago my dad's car got hit, pretty much smashed, i assume speeds of ~40mph that's ~64km/h for u international kids

That's not funny. That's willfull and wanton destruction of property

Did you dad not hunt down the punk that done this and punch his face into his boots? And if not - why not?!

[Ralleac]

<3 cold showers. I don't usually use warm or hot water for anything but cleaning dishes.

Some of you guys make me appreciate my roommates a bit more. If someone pulled some of that crap in my apartment they'd be looking for another place to live after I beat the **** out of them. Some small pranks (running out the hot water, or even a bouillon cube in the shower) are fine, but when you start buttering floors or damaging personal property that's crossing the line. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but when I come home from school or work the last thing I want to have to worry about is being ****ed around with.

That being said, I have some fun at the coffee shop I work at by pranking the openers when I close. I've left upside-down cups filled with water, I built a tower of Starbucks cups up to the ceiling and left it by the register until they knocked it over in the morning trying to take it down, I occasionally hide every single timer in different locations throughout the shop and set them to go off at the exact same time around 5:00 a.m. right after they open, and I stuck various utensils and tools that we use in a jello mold after seeing it done on The Office. I've been wanting to leave a huge pile of fake dog crap in there, but I've been too lazy to actually go out and get some. Edited February 21, 2008 by Ralleac

[addicted2shisha]

I always feel like being a prick... do shit all the time, think that makes me a prick! lol Edited February 21, 2008 by addicted2shisha

[Seanij]

one of my mates.. mike he's canadian.. he sleeps with shoes on, so he slept at my house and wouldnt take em off and he dirtied the end of the bed, so i got up, walked over to the bed and tied his shoes together.. then i buttered the floor right beside his bed.

-smack straight into closet beside the bed-

[Canon]

a computer trick is to press print screen (when nothings on the screen) go to paint then save it then apply as background then right click the screen and go to arrange icons by then unclick show desktop icons.

[camelflage]

who the hell has to clean up a buttered floor? that shit would be a pain in the ass.

on a side note, if i caught someone doing anything to my car it would be grounds for death. you dont fuck with a guys ride. i dont care how funny they think it is i will beat the shit out of them.

[Stinkyfisherman]

Ok so heres a good one...


Take your buddies deodorant move it up a few clicks and cut it off (or down either way) take cream cheese, and put it in it. Shape it so it looks like it’s been used with the curved shape and hair lines in it and all that jazz. Then just set it back where he had it. When they’re done take'n a shower and they go to put it on, cream cheese in the puts.


Ok so if your friend likes to use umbrellas heres a good one too. Take the umbrella one day and open it up a lil bit, and pour powered sugar into it enough so it’s not noticeable. Tie it back up and leave it upside down so nothing comes out. When it decides to rain he'll take it and open it over his head and get a down pour of sugar.

[r1v3th3ad]

<3 cold showers. I don't usually use warm or hot water for anything but cleaning dishes.

Some of you guys make me appreciate my roommates a bit more. If someone pulled some of that crap in my apartment they'd be looking for another place to live after I beat the **** out of them. Some small pranks (running out the hot water, or even a bouillon cube in the shower) are fine, but when you start buttering floors or damaging personal property that's crossing the line. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but when I come home from school or work the last thing I want to have to worry about is being ****ed around with.

That being said, I have some fun at the coffee shop I work at by pranking the openers when I close. I've left upside-down cups filled with water, I built a tower of Starbucks cups up to the ceiling and left it by the register until they knocked it over in the morning trying to take it down, I occasionally hide every single timer in different locations throughout the shop and set them to go off at the exact same time around 5:00 a.m. right after they open, and I stuck various utensils and tools that we use in a jello mold after seeing it done on The Office. I've been wanting to leave a huge pile of fake dog crap in there, but I've been too lazy to actually go out and get some.

For the fake dog crap, I've done it..., take a bunch of tootsie rolls and mold them together. Used to do it in jr. high and worked like a charm. Did it recently when my buddy was moving out of his old apartment. I made a couple of tootsie turds and put them on the neighbor's car and took pictures. If I get my cam fixed, won't read the memory card or upload the pics off of it, I'll post the pics.

Theres some good ones here I'm gonna have to try. I need to figure out something to do to his clothes to teach him a lesson...he leaves his laundry all over the place.

[rockchick04]

So glad I'm not your roommate

[jfaltous]

Tootsie rolls are nothing... One buddy of mine from high school actually dropped a sloppy dookie right on the hood of someone's car, then covered it up with a ton of leaves. When the guy came out and went to brush the leaves off his car, he got shit all over his hand.

[iamscott06]

Tootsie rolls are nothing... One buddy of mine from high school actually dropped a sloppy dookie right on the hood of someone's car, then covered it up with a ton of leaves. When the guy came out and went to brush the leaves off his car, he got shit all over his hand.

Thats is very nasty.. but a good idea

I love this thread! Thanks for ideas guys!

[r1v3th3ad]

Tootsie rolls are nothing... One buddy of mine from high school actually dropped a sloppy dookie right on the hood of someone's car, then covered it up with a ton of leaves. When the guy came out and went to brush the leaves off his car, he got shit all over his hand.

+1

The closest I ever did, to that, was back in jr. high. Up the street from me, in the woods, was a shitload of bike jumps that were passed down generation to generation. I went there once in a while. Group of kids kicked me out the one time and wouldn't let me back. So I went up there, adjusted the height of the landing sides, so they would hit it and faceplant. I also took a few dumps on their favorite jump and covered them with leaves.

[PhishPhood]

The guy living next to me started a prank fight and always locks his door now...

We got manilla envilopes and filled them with shaving cream. You then slide the open end under the door and jump on it. It shoots shaving cream all over the room...

All i gotta say was PWNT.

Next were filling his room from top to bottom with balloons and putting flour in some of them, so when they go on the popping rampage all their shit gets covered

[r1v3th3ad]

Nice Phish
Back at punxy campus, my one roommate was a real douche. I started a war because I couldn't take his douchery anymore.

He saved his pop cans and had a nice collection. Me and my buddy rigged them above his door, with duct tape and cardboard(half of them weren't even cleaned out/had pop still in them). He climbed out of his window so it would remain untouched. Needless to say we heard a loud crash later and "Dude what the fuck?!?"
We also advertised his toenail collection around campus
another time I duct taped him in his room. Put a screw on his window outside, lined the door frame with the tape, tied the tape around the handle and wrapped it in on the wall in the bathroom.
Lots of fun back in those days.

This is the douche who wears shorts and a t-shirt year round, talkin even when it was -20 outside

[cassinho]

www.prankvote.com

[r1v3th3ad]

+1
I love that site
did they ever start it back up again?

[Ralleac]

Tootsie rolls are nothing... One buddy of mine from high school actually dropped a sloppy dookie right on the hood of someone's car, then covered it up with a ton of leaves. When the guy came out and went to brush the leaves off his car, he got shit all over his hand.

Well, I'm not trying to get fired or anything...