roots160 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 -Hey, anybody know any cool quotes, poems, or sayings about hookah????? i like this one..."Smoking a hookah is nothing like smoking a cigarette...cigarettes are for nervous people, competitive people, people on the run...when you smoke a hooka, you have time to think. It teaches you patience and tolerance, and gives you an appreciation of good company."Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 hmm.... "Just suck it" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Where my HOSE at??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austinthecity Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 QUOTE (cotsi95 @ Feb 21 2008, 02:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Where my HOSE at??? I lol'd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Hookah is like a woman, you have to work with her before you can get the white stuff to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfaltous Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 [11:46 am]-[Johnny_D]: I would rather suck EL's balls than smoke ANYTHING coconut related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethram Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 "If you keep waving that hose in my face of course I'm going to suck it."Friend at a local lounge hereIs it me or are half of these quotes going to be about the phallic nature of smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Blow it in her mouth while shes asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 [7:15 pm]-[jeans_redux]: if I slobber all over the tip, you might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafeSearchOff Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 \/ sig quoter1v said that a while ago before this thread... on a suggestiongs thread about getting some1's gf to like smoking hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 here's one maltese people would understand... "Another fucked up bowl, courtesy of al amrousi" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoalition Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 read the sig....eternal always cracks me up.....speaking of which....where has he been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfaltous Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I was wondering myself.. he's usually on HFC all the time, I haven't seen him there in days now. Don't think he's been on all week. But in honor of his absence, and I know this isn't necessarily hookah related (but you can pretend it is... although I wouldn't recommend it):[11:47 am]-[ELDesktop]: all i had to do was spread my legs[11:47 am]-[ELDesktop]: remember EL doesnt wear pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 "Who needs a girl when all you need in life is your arm and a stiff hose" thought of that on the bus ride home xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 QUOTE (thecoalition @ Feb 22 2008, 09:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>read the sig....eternal always cracks me up.....speaking of which....where has he been?fuck you asshole i'm right here!heh, i have a tendency to get on mostly at work now... so some days i may not be on at all and others (like today) i will be on alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Hookah is ment to be like a soupstone, bringing people together in harmony using very little. Try not to smoke alone when you can.-me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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