zeppyrkr Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 feelling real good. to bad im not sober enough to set up a hookah. well im out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infiniteslip Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 aww man, i'm so drunk, but i'm not supposed to be....it's been six months. It's so hard to type a msg cuz I keep deleting it and starting over....fuck i'm so analytical. I'm listening to Aphex Twin - WindowLicker...hahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 it's so hard for me to even get drunk anymore..damn alcohol tolerance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 I dont know why, but i like talking in 3rd person when im drunk.like now, Tatis drunk. way drunk. and has money in her pocket.woot!and i hate having a tolerance, it used to take me like 3 shots to get drunk, now its more like 10.I like being a cheap drunk! its much easier on my wallet...andi love boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechAnt Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 HiI'm drunkHi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgruve87 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 DO NOT DRINK or you will sound like a Douche Bag ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bye bye now have fun Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 QUOTE (alexgruve87 @ Feb 3 2009, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>DO NOT DRINK or you will sound like a Douche Bag !were you drinking when you wrote this or just sxe but ignore the part about smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coplinb Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I LOVE beer! (my dick could feed a whole luncheon, your dick is the size of a munchkin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natgnat Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I managed to beat the Water Temple in Zelda: Ocarina of Time with a good amount of booze in my system just now. Go me!And yeah, I'm that nerdy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Beirut FTMFW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1024 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 im drinking such a panzy drink, but woot for being drunk on st patties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I had beer AND drunken noodle thai.Doubly drunk?Boozy noodle?BAZOODLE!In yo face damnable demon penguins with your red eyes and fork hands. Quit following me into the shower.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Oh my!This hasnt been brought up in a long time!But here it is!And im drunk! woot!I hate having a tolerance, I remember getting drunk off 2 shots...now 4 shots dont do anything for me. It sucks. I wanna be a cheap drunk again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (Tati @ Mar 28 2009, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh my!This hasnt been brought up in a long time!But here it is!And im drunk! woot!I hate having a tolerance, I remember getting drunk off 2 shots...now 4 shots dont do anything for me. It sucks. I wanna be a cheap drunk again!You know the rules Tati, take a long break..... and it will kick right in as your tolerance goes down. I'm way overdue to tie one on myself..... Been long enough I oughta be a cheap drunk myself.'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Thats easier said than done!I took like a 2 week break, and my it worked for a little bit. I have a drinking competition tonight against a friend of mine. Well see how that goes.Probably a bad idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 i have been slamming vodka since i dropped off my 1600 dollar check to the IRS. Just knocked over my coal tray and got a coal on the carpet...just thought i would share cause all I can think about is shipping a box of my feces to the IRS and Hippo for his rude comment in the H-S Egyptian Thread... screw it I will be back when i am plastered again.....laters everyone except Hippo...don't be rude. Pass the Titos Vodka... I am losing my drunken stuper...wow this is the best i have ever tiped drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bye bye now have fun Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 i was drunk last night, but instead of being hung over my hip and knees hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I am hung over like fuckshitticcle. No clue what that means but that's how much my head hurts.Stupid jello shots and wine and beer and Jack and karaoke and whatnot.However I did keep my idiot friend from driving to Taco Bell at the height of our drunkenness so that's a bonus. No dead friends for me. Although I do like zombies, so undead is ok.I might still be a little drunk.....uggghhhhhhh, this is what happens when I try to maintain some semblence of a social life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchard Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Wheee. First time I have been drunk in 6 months.Mixing peppermint and cinnamon schnapps ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechAnt Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Despite the fact that my school is one of the top ranked party schools, there is NOTHING going on tonight. Lame. I am so accustomed to this lifestyle that I don't know what to do for the weekend other than party....Still drunk though I <3 HF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlmasonaea Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Drinking while dehydrated = bad... I feel hungover as hell, but I had only one beer... Hard workout on a hot day + a beer = hangover apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sariél Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 OK, new rule:Don't let drunk biker chicks cut your hair with butchers shears. I know, it seems like the kind of thing that wouldn't have to be said, but apparently it needs to b spelled out. She cut about 6" off, which after the professional took of 6" about 6 months ago, leaves me with...picture a 300lb graying Dorothy Hamil with a beard. Or maybe I can advertise for Geico.Maybe another rule; steer clear of Karaoke night at a VFW in the middle of the desert, unless you really like living a David Lynch film. Yes, there was a midget involved, her name was Rachael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 you WAKE UPyou're in the middle of a closetyou DON'T KNOWjust where the hell you've beenbut one thing that you DO KNOWis that you gota sore buttholeyou got lipstick on your face and a bright red wig on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ilikemyusername Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 funny, same thing happened to me last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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