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I watched No Country For Old Men a few days ago. And even though I'm young, I still can't believe some of the things that are happening in this world. What does one do on the john for two years straight?

/checks the date

:horror: and it's not even prima aprilis mellow.gif

Although it's pessimistic, sometimes I think planet Earth will be doing a good deed by wiping all of us homo (supposedly) sapiens from it's face. Bring on the 7 plagues?
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first of all, it was the 10 plagues >.<

second of all, only 1 of the 10 plagues was assured death

lets see if i can name 'em all of hte top of my head (not in order)

Frogs
Thunder and hail
River -> Blood
Years of Darnkess
Years of Famine
Gnats
Flies
Boils
Locusts
Death of the First Born
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QUOTE
Revelation 16
The Seven Bowls of God's Wrath
1Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven angels, "Go, pour out the seven bowls of God's wrath on the earth." 2The first angel went and poured out his bowl on the land, and ugly and painful sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and worshiped his image.

3The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it turned into blood like that of a dead man, and every living thing in the sea died.

4The third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became blood. 5Then I heard the angel in charge of the waters say:
"You are just in these judgments,
you who are and who were, the Holy One,
because you have so judged;
6for they have shed the blood of your saints and prophets,
and you have given them blood to drink as they deserve."

7And I heard the altar respond:
"Yes, Lord God Almighty,
true and just are your judgments."

8The fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and the sun was given power to scorch people with fire. 9They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of God, who had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify him.

10The fifth angel poured out his bowl on the throne of the beast, and his kingdom was plunged into darkness. Men gnawed their tongues in agony 11and cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.

12The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings from the East. 13Then I saw three evil[a] spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet. 14They are spirits of demons performing miraculous signs, and they go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them for the battle on the great day of God Almighty.

15"Behold, I come like a thief! Blessed is he who stays awake and keeps his clothes with him, so that he may not go naked and be shamefully exposed."

16Then they gathered the kings together to the place that in Hebrew is called Armageddon.

17The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, "It is done!" 18Then there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since man has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake. 19The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations collapsed. God remembered Babylon the Great and gave her the cup filled with the wine of the fury of his wrath. 20Every island fled away and the mountains could not be found. 21From the sky huge hailstones of about a hundred pounds each fell upon men. And they cursed God on account of the plague of hail, because the plague was so terrible.


thats 7 from revelations
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I would have told her to get the fuck out of my apartment 1 year 11 months and 3 weeks ago. No fucking way my bat shit girlfriend would be allowed to sit on my thrown for 2 freaking weeks let alone 2 freaking years.

Call the looney farm, one of their tenants is out again...
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QUOTE (SafeSearchOff @ Mar 13 2008, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
first of all, it was the 10 plagues >.<

second of all, only 1 of the 10 plagues was assured death



Good hit. But you missed the point altogether. The previous post was about the future. The 10 plagues that you quoted are part of the description of what (supposedly) happened in Egypt, ie. history. On the other hand, the seven plagues of the Book of Revelations are a kind of prophesy. Besides, they are chain-linked, ie. when they start the outcome is the destruction. Everything in this paragraph is, of course, within the boundaries of Christian science.

The scary part is that I have no Christian background whatsoever... Damn university filling my head with useless crap.
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QUOTE (Alle @ Mar 13 2008, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Should I feel honored that we are currently housing the toilet lady?


No. Not at all. dry.gif















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