Those Bastards Did It Again!

[gaia.plateau]

And I could see a curious dog pawing at a gun and ending up somehow clawing the trigger, you think 1-2 deaths a year in a population of 330-350 million people, it could happen.

Yes but I don't think it's accurate to characterize that situation as the dog "shooting" its owner. And it's a population of 303 million.

[TheScotsman]

Of course you know theres only one answer... we have round up all suspicous animals and torture them to prevent future attacks.

Maybe we need a new secure ID to be sure no one is supplying near-perfect fake IDs the scaly bastards.

Gotta keep the water-boarding secret so we don't end up in front of congress! (How the hell do we water-board a fish?) Someone call Blackwater before it's too late!

I think we all need to have our phones monitored to be sure no one is disclosing the location of unsuspecting old ladies to the damn terrorists, er, I mean fish. Ya, That's the answer!

[J-thehookaholic]

Of course you know theres only one answer... we have round up all suspicous animals and torture them to prevent future attacks.

Maybe we need a new secure ID to be sure no one is supplying near-perfect fake IDs the scaly bastards.

Gotta keep the water-boarding secret so we don't end up in front of congress! (How the hell do we water-board a fish?) Someone call Blackwater before it's too late!

I think we all need to have our phones monitored to be sure no one is disclosing the location of unsuspecting old ladies to the damn terrorists, er, I mean fish. Ya, That's the answer!

you can't water board fish... thats why you blow dry the sun of a bitch.

And with the dog shooting a gun I'm just puzzled by the mechanics of.... how does the dog hold the gun to shoot? Is a proped shot gun or is it a hand gun? and if its a hand gun... I'm just even more puzzled bc that almost certainly takes away the possibility of it being proped.

And yes it does look like something a drunk swimmer would make love to... except a closer look shows something that looks like teeth... not a wise decision.

Real ID's w/ the chip in it.... all boats are required to have a tracking device and a warning system... oddly enough the warning system will sound like the music from Jaws.

[Bulldog_916]

And I could see a curious dog pawing at a gun and ending up somehow clawing the trigger, you think 1-2 deaths a year in a population of 330-350 million people, it could happen.

Yes but I don't think it's accurate to characterize that situation as the dog "shooting" its owner. And it's a population of 303 million.

Accidentally or not, the dog shot the owner, lol! The dog clawed or pulled the trigger and the gun went off and the bullet killed the person. No, it isnt "murder!" but it was involuntary manslaughter? I dunno, the stuff is just too funny to think about. Sorry about missing the population of my own country by the amount of illegal aliens in it.

[r1v3th3ad]

at least he didn't shoot the sheriff

[thecoalition]

steve irwin was a cock he prolly pissed it off by grabbing it and shit. im glad the stingrays are fighting back. i mean...who would suspect a stingray army is just waiting to unleash hell on divers?. score 1 stingrays. im on their side. Edited March 27, 2008 by thecoalition

[TheScotsman]

And I could see a curious dog pawing at a gun and ending up somehow clawing the trigger, you think 1-2 deaths a year in a population of 330-350 million people, it could happen.

Yes but I don't think it's accurate to characterize that situation as the dog "shooting" its owner. And it's a population of 303 million.

Accidentally or not, the dog shot the owner, lol! The dog clawed or pulled the trigger and the gun went off and the bullet killed the person. No, it isnt "murder!" but it was involuntary manslaughter? I dunno, the stuff is just too funny to think about. Sorry about missing the population of my own country by the amount of illegal aliens in it.

It would appear that we have a fine example of Darwinisim in action.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16621197-13762,00.html
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jBqUBq...pklpyQiHcgI6tew
Common problem? Think they need chips in their AKC papers, and their phones monitored too! Gulags for yellow labs, and maybe we should even think of invading Labrador, obviously it's a Canadian conspiracy to breed these deceptive, vicious terroristic creatures! They get to this country, and lie in wait, stalking their prey, hapless American citizens, for generations... then they spring into action, and BAM!

"There will be no further investigation because the gun was covered with the chocolate Labrador Retriever's muddy paw prints she added.

It's not uncommon for hunters to be shot by their dogs."


Just in case you thought it took a booger-hook on the bang-lever to get shot, it seems terminal stupidity is, well, just as terminal.

[J-thehookaholic]

And I could see a curious dog pawing at a gun and ending up somehow clawing the trigger, you think 1-2 deaths a year in a population of 330-350 million people, it could happen.

Yes but I don't think it's accurate to characterize that situation as the dog "shooting" its owner. And it's a population of 303 million.

Accidentally or not, the dog shot the owner, lol! The dog clawed or pulled the trigger and the gun went off and the bullet killed the person. No, it isnt "murder!" but it was involuntary manslaughter? I dunno, the stuff is just too funny to think about. Sorry about missing the population of my own country by the amount of illegal aliens in it.

It would appear that we have a fine example of Darwinisim in action.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16621197-13762,00.html
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jBqUBq...pklpyQiHcgI6tew
Common problem? Think they need chips in their AKC papers, and their phones monitored too! Gulags for yellow labs, and maybe we should even think of invading Labrador, obviously it's a Canadian conspiracy to breed these deceptive, vicious terroristic creatures! They get to this country, and lie in wait, stalking their prey, hapless American citizens, for generations... then they spring into action, and BAM!

"There will be no further investigation because the gun was covered with the chocolate Labrador Retriever's muddy paw prints she added.

It's not uncommon for hunters to be shot by their dogs."


Just in case you thought it took a booger-hook on the bang-lever to get shot, it seems terminal stupidity is, well, just as terminal.

LMFAO!!!!!

I'd like to pose the question.... how good a friend is man's, alleged, best friend?

[Bulldog_916]

Great best friend, hunters are fiercely territorial, so one biting the dust by his dogs...umm...paw? would leave his spot open for another guy.

[dyintolive121]

common, if your going to post and try to argue, you can at least be serious

We're typing in a thread proposing a world war against stingrays.

I have to go to work now.

come on now the stingrays have enough to worry about with the pollution that goes into the oceans every day (im a marine bio major) as for the war in iraq dont get me started...

[NickReppinThe909]

we are way way far from that, true that people die from other causes. but serioulsy over 3k ppl died from the trade center attacks.

That was one instance, there have been three instances of stingray attacks in only two years!

You realize that this thread is satirical, right?

Anyway, let's look at the reality of the odds if you want to

1 in 77 of dying in a transport accident
1 in 197 of dying in a homicide
1 in 299 of dying in an assault from a firearm
1 in 5,330 of dying in an assault by hanging or strangulation
1 in 6,842 in a railway accident
1 in 7,972 in a drowning accident
1 in 8,389 due to excessive cold
1 in 9,396 due to excessive heat
1 in 10,010 by falling from a ladder or scaffolding
1 in 10,455 of dying in your bathtub
1 in 20,605 in your clothes igniting
1 in 37,089 due to falling into a hole
1 in 55,928 of death by lightening
1 in 76,597 due to bee, wasp or hornet stings
1 in 88,000 of a terrorist attack
1 in 91,710 of a stingray attack
1 in 207,261 in operations of war

(American Context)

http://www.anotherperspective.org/advoc530.html

There you have it, stingrays are a very real danger to you and your family. They want to destroy your way of life and rape your children. The stingrays hate freedom and democracy, and their philosophy goes against everything your great nation was founded upon!

fuck stingrays. fuck the "war" on "terror" looks like we need a war on vehicles (the cold and heat being linked to vehicles via global warming)

[gaia.plateau]

fuck stingrays. fuck the "war" on "terror" looks like we need a war on vehicles (the cold and heat being linked to vehicles via global warming)

Compared to industrial output, aviary trade, and military, vehicle emissions are nominal.

I mean, every little bit counts, but yeah. Just so you realize where climate change is really coming from.

[erufiku]

I, for one, welcome our freaky tooth-vagina overlords.
Stingrays - they're like feminists that live in the water.