Bushbr Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 so a night of horror movies, pork rinds, beer and AF banana apparently causes for some fucked up dreams, but also for a BRILLIANT idea for a new horror movieNarghile of Doom!the setting is a dark ambanonded farm in the middle of nowhere in the not so distant future. a group of teens take a dare to stay in this ambandoned farm. after the staple teen sex scenes that all horror movies must have, the young adolescents find an old but very beautiful ornate blood red hookah in the cellar. along with some oddly well preserved and super tasty shisha. after everyone else has gone to sleep, one adolescent * the classic first one to die because he doesnt believe in all this haunted crap* decides to throw some NHT in the hookah. but by doing this he unkowingly dooms them all. by placeing non hookah tobacco in a hookah, he has released the demons of the hubbly bubbly. after inhaling the forbidden smoke he has visions of a group of mad men *Mush JD or some other prominent forum members* hanging people by their ankles and skinning them alive. their blood drips into a giant vat that leads to a spigot that drips the blood into the blood red vase of the hookah. after other fleeting vsions of chopping off fingers and putting them into the vase, grinding up brains and mixing with sisha, and making hoses out of intestines, the young man starts having seziurs and coughing up blood. after his friends find his body, they are rather scared, but of course they cant leave because the car doesnt start. they burry there friend and they do all the sad horror movie crap, the coupe cuddles, and the burnouts light up some ciggarets, and of course, one idiot lights up another bowl in the hookah sans nht. but the demons have already been released. night falls and they hear a knocking on the door, which scares everyone. they open the door, and its the zombie corpse of their friend. and they zombie grabs one female does a sort of kiss to it, blowing more forbidden smokes right into her lungs. this is all that needs to be dne to release the horrible butcher...mushrat... he pops out of the ground, and proceeds to terrorize the teens, lock them all in his cellar * after about an hour of horror movie fighting and chasing and other random crap* after locking them in his cellar he hangs them up by their ankles, and does all the draining and skinning and brain shisha-ing to them. the final scene is of mush in his grueling butchers get-up smoking out of his beloved hookah with fingers and eyes bubbling in the blood. he exhales the smoke and it fills the screen. you then see the house from an arial view, and you here the btcher laughing, and the oh so wonderful sound we love.. the bubbling of a hookah being smoked.this would be the perfect movie for a number of reasons. its prominent feature is a hookah, its bloody and gorey, so it will sell in the box office, and best yet, it shows peole being punished for smoking NHT in a hookahyeah, i know i have no life, and this is probably a really gay idea, and waste of our life for reading...but hey....thats the way i am lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shisha fan Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 you certainly have a very lively imagination. i heard that very spicey food can cause heavy dreaming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE (shisha fan @ Mar 24 2008, 11:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>you certainly have a very lively imagination. i heard that very spicey food can cause heavy dreaming... yah.... cajun porkrinds and beer and 3 in the morning....... i have had better ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezaomar Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 cool idea...BUT there was a movie that came out a few years back called "Evil Bong". Basically the same thing. It even has Chong in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sars Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 uh...ya...about that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE (rezaomar @ Mar 24 2008, 11:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>cool idea...BUT there was a movie that came out a few years back called "Evil Bong". Basically the same thing. It even has Chong in it. lol, I saw it. was freakin hilarious. but that was about the actual Non-Hookah being possesed, this is about a psycho who smokes brains and people and blood. its kinda like your movie meets 'Saw" and "The Evil Dead" wich is actually one of the movies i watched last nite lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 that movie sucked ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Mar 24 2008, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>that movie sucked ass ya it did... but it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 wow, thats awesome!!!to make it movie length you would have to draw out the beginning and throw some other stuff in.sounds like a great idea and ill fly somewhere to be in it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Let's roll with this. I'll produce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 shotty cameraman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 nah, we'll get RayVer to shoot it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Me, Mushrat in a movie?Hookah's Ho's featuring Whips Chips Chains & Dips.I like your thinking BushBr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 backdoor shisha 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 wow..... this has gone far from the area i had expected... horror people... not pornoalthough that does give new light to the term multi-hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 *high five* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 hell why not ill help.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Nice idea....Definetly not a bad idea!! HE HE HE ...-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Mar 24 2008, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wow..... this has gone far from the area i had expected... horror people... not pornoalthough that does give new light to the term multi-hoseEvery horror movie worth its salt has plenty of gratiuitous T&A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Mar 24 2008, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>so a night of horror movies, pork rinds, beer and AF banana apparently causes for some fucked up dreams, but also for a BRILLIANT idea for a new horror movieNarghile of Doom!the setting is a dark ambanonded farm in the middle of nowhere in the not so distant future. a group of teens take a dare to stay in this ambandoned farm. after the staple teen sex scenes that all horror movies must have, the young adolescents find an old but very beautiful ornate blood red hookah in the cellar. along with some oddly well preserved and super tasty shisha. after everyone else has gone to sleep, one adolescent * the classic first one to die because he doesnt believe in all this haunted crap* decides to throw some NHT in the hookah. but by doing this he unkowingly dooms them all. by placeing non hookah tobacco in a hookah, he has released the demons of the hubbly bubbly. after inhaling the forbidden smoke he has visions of a group of mad men *Mush JD or some other prominent forum members* hanging people by their ankles and skinning them alive. their blood drips into a giant vat that leads to a spigot that drips the blood into the blood red vase of the hookah. after other fleeting vsions of chopping off fingers and putting them into the vase, grinding up brains and mixing with sisha, and making hoses out of intestines, the young man starts having seziurs and coughing up blood. after his friends find his body, they are rather scared, but of course they cant leave because the car doesnt start. they burry there friend and they do all the sad horror movie crap, the coupe cuddles, and the burnouts light up some ciggarets, and of course, one idiot lights up another bowl in the hookah sans nht. but the demons have already been released. night falls and they hear a knocking on the door, which scares everyone. they open the door, and its the zombie corpse of their friend. and they zombie grabs one female does a sort of kiss to it, blowing more forbidden smokes right into her lungs. this is all that needs to be dne to release the horrible butcher...mushrat... he pops out of the ground, and proceeds to terrorize the teens, lock them all in his cellar * after about an hour of horror movie fighting and chasing and other random crap* after locking them in his cellar he hangs them up by their ankles, and does all the draining and skinning and brain shisha-ing to them. the final scene is of mush in his grueling butchers get-up smoking out of his beloved hookah with fingers and eyes bubbling in the blood. he exhales the smoke and it fills the screen. you then see the house from an arial view, and you here the btcher laughing, and the oh so wonderful sound we love.. the bubbling of a hookah being smoked.this would be the perfect movie for a number of reasons. its prominent feature is a hookah, its bloody and gorey, so it will sell in the box office, and best yet, it shows peole being punished for smoking NHT in a hookahyeah, i know i have no life, and this is probably a really gay idea, and waste of our life for reading...but hey....thats the way i am loli wouldnt wanna smoke out of intestion hoses, tastes like poo. id use an artery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 well, if you decide on a porno styled hookah movie...get that octo-hookah and do a La Blue Girl spoof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Mar 24 2008, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i wouldnt wanna smoke out of intestion hoses, tastes like poo. id use an artery. not long enough...and too much cholesteral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 only if your an americanjk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Just clean the intestines out really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 cock for the hose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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