*HOT&SMOKING* Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Mar 25 2008, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'll let you run the La Blue Girl parody part that was my idea(La Blue Hookah featuring the octo-hookah)(for those of you who don't know La Blue Girl, its Hentai where this girl gets nailed constantly with tentancle monsters) for a custom made, platinum hookah...rather than discounts Now you made me reconsider the discounts part.....a platinum hookah would be pretty cool actually....!! -H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 no porn!!lol. the only 'porn' in my movie is the usualy 20 minutes *tops* of premarital teen sex, good lord people this isn't hostel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Mar 25 2008, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>no porn!!lol. the only 'porn' in my movie is the usualy 20 minutes *tops* of premarital teen sex, good lord people this isn't hostel!-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Mar 24 2008, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>so a night of horror movies, pork rinds, beer and AF banana apparently causes for some fucked up dreams, but also for a BRILLIANT idea for a new horror movieNarghile of Doom!the setting is a dark ambanonded farm in the middle of nowhere in the not so distant future. a group of teens take a dare to stay in this ambandoned farm. after the staple teen sex scenes that all horror movies must have, the young adolescents find an old but very beautiful ornate blood red hookah in the cellar. along with some oddly well preserved and super tasty shisha. after everyone else has gone to sleep, one adolescent * the classic first one to die because he doesnt believe in all this haunted crap* decides to throw some NHT in the hookah. but by doing this he unkowingly dooms them all. by placeing non hookah tobacco in a hookah, he has released the demons of the hubbly bubbly. after inhaling the forbidden smoke he has visions of a group of mad men *Mush JD or some other prominent forum members* hanging people by their ankles and skinning them alive. their blood drips into a giant vat that leads to a spigot that drips the blood into the blood red vase of the hookah. after other fleeting vsions of chopping off fingers and putting them into the vase, grinding up brains and mixing with sisha, and making hoses out of intestines, the young man starts having seziurs and coughing up blood. after his friends find his body, they are rather scared, but of course they cant leave because the car doesnt start. they burry there friend and they do all the sad horror movie crap, the coupe cuddles, and the burnouts light up some ciggarets, and of course, one idiot lights up another bowl in the hookah sans nht. but the demons have already been released. night falls and they hear a knocking on the door, which scares everyone. they open the door, and its the zombie corpse of their friend. and they zombie grabs one female does a sort of kiss to it, blowing more forbidden smokes right into her lungs. this is all that needs to be dne to release the horrible butcher...mushrat... he pops out of the ground, and proceeds to terrorize the teens, lock them all in his cellar * after about an hour of horror movie fighting and chasing and other random crap* after locking them in his cellar he hangs them up by their ankles, and does all the draining and skinning and brain shisha-ing to them. the final scene is of mush in his grueling butchers get-up smoking out of his beloved hookah with fingers and eyes bubbling in the blood. he exhales the smoke and it fills the screen. you then see the house from an arial view, and you here the btcher laughing, and the oh so wonderful sound we love.. the bubbling of a hookah being smoked.this would be the perfect movie for a number of reasons. its prominent feature is a hookah, its bloody and gorey, so it will sell in the box office, and best yet, it shows peole being punished for smoking NHT in a hookahyeah, i know i have no life, and this is probably a really gay idea, and waste of our life for reading...but hey....thats the way i am lolYou need to cut out the Af Bananna before bed...keep the rinds and beer though...mmm...pork rinds...Hadn't had a chance to read this thread yet, thought it was about a bad smoking session...Heck, I'm even a recovering Archaeologist, so we could have some real fun with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 we would have to get a custom made blood red, real devious and morbid, yet oddly atractive and seductive hookah......something that will be atractive yet horrifing... CHER!!!and we could seel them after the movie comes out, make millions!!!and think of the crappy sequels!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Mar 25 2008, 10:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>we would have to get a custom made blood red, real devious and morbid, yet oddly atractive and seductive hookah......something that will be atractive yet horrifing... CHER!!!and we could seel them after the movie comes out, make millions!!!and think of the crappy sequels!!hmm...cheap movie merchandise...get China on the line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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