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so i woke up, took a shower, my dad hadnt gotten back from his 3rd shift yet, and my mom is out of town.

so of course i lit a bowl of nakhla fruit medly stuff. smoked it.. watched some home improvment, and when i was done i went downstairs. just at that time my dad walks in, *PS parents don't know i smoke* and he smells the air for a second, at this time my heart is racing and i think i am completly fucked! but he just kinda shrugs and asks me wat kind of body spray that is... i told him it was some manly fruit scent, and he bought it.

if i had smelled like ciggarets i would have been busted and dead in the water.

Thanks Hookah!
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QUOTE (sars @ Mar 24 2008, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So you dad thinks you smell like a fag?



i dunno, but he doesnt know i smoke so....

anyways, my dad isnt the brightest peanut in the turd
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QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Mar 24 2008, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Bushbr @ Mar 24 2008, 12:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i dunno, but he doesnt know i smoke so....

anyways, my dad isnt the brightest peanut in the turd


dounds like the turd didnt fall far from the ass with that analogy haha!

j/k



ouch...... that hurt bro.....that really hurt.....

nah im kidding.... i dont have feelings lol
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On the topic of parents not knowing about your hookah, my parents just found out accidentally the other day. Despite being extremely anti-smoking and anti-drug, they were actually pretty cool with it. They don't support it, but I think they have the whole "hey there are far worse things he could be doing" mentality. It makes me feel a lot better since I don't have to be sketchy going out with my backpack anymore.

As to the fruit smell, I hate when I smoke in college and people are like "OmG u CaN SmEl ThAt Al ThE wAy DoWn Da HaL." Smell what? The fruity goodness that at most implies air freshener and the average person would never think its anything smoking related? Out of my face.
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QUOTE (Bulldog_916 @ Mar 24 2008, 04:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ROFL at you guys.

Bushbr, I'd still sit down with them and tell them what you do. It would just be better to tell them as opposed to them finding out, know what I mean?



i know wat u mean. but u dont know my parents. i will just wait till i move out and they cant do jack about it
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QUOTE (sars @ Mar 24 2008, 11:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So you dad thinks you smell like a fag?


rofl. i lol'd

i told my parents it was dried fruit when i started smoking (almost 8 years ago).

took them 6 years to figure out it was tobacco, now my dad always wants me to setup a hookah for him and my mom yells at him...

good times.
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I brought my mom to a local eastern mediterranean restaurant and we had a great dinner, and all that good stuff, and when they asked us for desert I had them bring out a hookah with afternine, and explained everything

smooth sailing from then on
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QUOTE (bryankphotography @ Mar 24 2008, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I brought my mom to a local eastern mediterranean restaurant and we had a great dinner, and all that good stuff, and when they asked us for desert I had them bring out a hookah with afternine, and explained everything

smooth sailing from then on


that sounds like a good way of doing it
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QUOTE (bryankphotography @ Mar 24 2008, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I brought my mom to a local eastern mediterranean restaurant and we had a great dinner, and all that good stuff, and when they asked us for desert I had them bring out a hookah with afternine, and explained everything

smooth sailing from then on


Genius.
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