Corona Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 [color="black"]A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there." (Click on the word "there".) [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavlakos_politakos Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 dude for sum reason that link wont pop up(page cannot be found or sum bs) -------------------------------------------- ELLAS!!! HOORAH FOR NARGHILEH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I think this dude is messin' with us!"What's in the box...come on...just tell me what's in the box!"-Brad Pitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzing Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 SPOILER ALERT: THE PUNCHLINE IS BELOW::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::;i found the real pic, enjoy:[img]http://womencentral.net/oil222.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmexx Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!0001010101!!1Sorry... I SWEAR I didn't know before ehand Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 the pic didnt show, but looking at the location of it, i saw that it said "oil", which makes the joke funny. my girlfriends car was having problems, and we went to an autozone. this woman came out to help us, and my gf pointed to the faulty valve and said "that thingy is broken". the lady helping us told her never to talk like that again, it makes all women look stupid. i almost died laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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