r1v3th3ad Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So in regard to all the recent thread jackings over the past few weeks, I decided to start a thread that is no holds bar or whatever the fuck you call it.Pretty much, occasionally be serious, like I will try to start off, but the someone jacks it and no reprocussions. So one minute we're talking about the was in Iraq and the next we're talking about crossbreeding elephants and chimpanzees, then back on track to something like gun control.I think this could be fun, intellectual, and recockulous.Let's start: A 7-year old in Baltimore brought two loaded handguns to school with him, one fell out of his pocket and the other was found in his locker upon search. It is believed that he found them at his uncle's place and thought they were toyshttp://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/school...f=ib_topstoriesThoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Apr 1 2008, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So in regard to all the recent thread jackings over the past few weeks, I decided to start a thread that is no holds bar or whatever the fuck you call it.Pretty much, occasionally be serious, like I will try to start off, but the someone jacks it and no reprocussions. So one minute we're talking about the was in Iraq and the next we're talking about crossbreeding elephants and chimpanzees, then back on track to something like gun control.I think this could be fun, intellectual, and recockulous.Let's start: A 7-year old in Baltimore brought two loaded handguns to school with him, one fell out of his pocket and the other was found in his locker upon search. It is believed that he found them at his uncle's place and thought they were toyshttp://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/school...f=ib_topstoriesThoughts?The uncle should have kept them locked away!!!! even a 7 year old is able to fire a gun. All depending on type and how hard it is to c0ck (Spelling??? meant as in load the gun, and removed the o for a zero just for goole purposes) .The child could have shot someone by accident!!!!-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKammenzind Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Heh, yet another reason not to raise your kids like the world is full of lovely people, and everytime it's cloudy it just means that the carebears are getting ready to send down gummydrops for all the good little children. I had an uncle who raised all his kids like that... we had to call squirt guns and bubble guns "squirt hairdryers" and "bubble-hairdryers". The only effect that has is that the kid now has no respect for weapons, and no appreciation of weapon safety. Gun control and pussification FTL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 (edited) This thread is now about The Wiz.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nulwrVw0dSYBlack people > white people. Edited April 1, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Lies, everyone knows white pople are always greater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Jesus Christ falls into this matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaJuno Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This is honestly the worst thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplexCoda Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Was that micheal before he switched sides? Btw I dont remember any crow commandments in the orginial so im pretty sure they didnt just recast that show. Im pretty certain they just changed completely, well minues the scare crow being a big poon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordanneff Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I'd like to remind you all that at the current moment I might be setting the world record for longest boner without going limp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 QUOTE (jordanneff @ Apr 1 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd like to remind you all that at the current moment I might be setting the world record for longest boner without going limpI think you'd have to hit well over 24 hours for the world record. My personal best is like 2 1/2 hrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 I've got about 6 or 7, but I am not allowed to talk about why, its against the forum rulesanyway...wtf jordan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayson Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 QUOTE (jordanneff @ Apr 1 2008, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd like to remind you all that at the current moment I might be setting the world record for longest boner without going limpI accept your challenge!!!UNNNGGGHHHHHUNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 QUOTE (AlphaJuno @ Apr 1 2008, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>This is honestly the worst thread ever.Satan! Didn't know you were still around, how ya doin buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I just went fishing today and didnt bring home Troutzilla because my knot broke. I failed as a fisherman. I feel like I should now take up kite-flying or interior decorating. Maybe join the chess club. Perhaps the debate team. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants sounds good as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I have to go to the damn home affairs office today and get my ID. The cues there are insane to say the least of it!!!Going to have a smoke when I get home to relax.Actually Bulldog fishing sounds nice!!! -H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 if the gun was loaded..thank god it didnt go off when it fell out his pocket. anyways..since we're all fucking around..today my hand bled all over my jacket which sucked cos now i have to wash my jacket. why did my hand bleed you ask? because im stupid. i to will challenge jordan! UNGHH!!! ...AHH I BURST A DAMNED BLOOD VESSEL (stuie ftw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 QUOTE (mathuv @ Apr 2 2008, 08:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>if the gun was loaded..thank god it didnt go off when it fell out his pocket. anyways..since we're all fucking around..today my hand bled all over my jacket which sucked cos now i have to wash my jacket. why did my hand bleed you ask? because im stupid. i to will challenge jordan! UNGHH!!! ...AHH I BURST A DAMNED BLOOD VESSEL (stuie ftw)really, why did your hand bleed?on the note of fishing...can't wait for summer. This past summer went fishing in Delaware, caught some winners. Favorites were my three electric eels I caught.Scheduled classes for Fall today...its gonna suck. I have two labs(geoscience and spanish 201), and three history 200 level courses. Lemonparty here I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i had a self inflicted freezeburn on my hand, the blister popped, it scabbed over and today it scratched against the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 that made me throw up a lil in the back of my throat...sorry I asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 QUOTE (mathuv @ Apr 2 2008, 06:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i had a self inflicted freezeburn on my hand, the blister popped, it scabbed over and today it scratched against the table.How did you inflict freezeburn upon yourself???-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeydudde Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 So did you guys hear about the third graders in Georgia that plotted to kill their teacher, and the day they were going to attempt it one kid got scared and told the principle. One of the kids had a steak knife and another had a sharp shard of glass to stab her with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 QUOTE (hockeydudde @ Apr 2 2008, 05:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So did you guys hear about the third graders in Georgia that plotted to kill their teacher, and the day they were going to attempt it one kid got scared and told the principle. One of the kids had a steak knife and another had a sharp shard of glass to stab her with.wowowowMy mom mentioned it on the phone earlier, I just didn't hear the detailswtf is this world coming to.I'm not one of those nutjobs who blames it all on videogames and movies/tv. I think it does have a key role however, as well as parenting...they both contribute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathuv Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 QUOTE (*HOT&SMOKING* @ Apr 2 2008, 07:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (mathuv @ Apr 2 2008, 06:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i had a self inflicted freezeburn on my hand, the blister popped, it scabbed over and today it scratched against the table.How did you inflict freezeburn upon yourself???-H&Swith deoderant. basically since its in a pressurized container its extremely cold. so if you spray it around 2cm from the spot for a straight minute, freezeburn occursQUOTE (hockeydudde @ Apr 3 2008, 12:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So did you guys hear about the third graders in Georgia that plotted to kill their teacher, and the day they were going to attempt it one kid got scared and told the principle. One of the kids had a steak knife and another had a sharp shard of glass to stab her with.yeah i saw that on msn video. made me want to find out their exact plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj_b90 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Mar 26 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>instead I'm gonna flame you for posting in the wrong section*cough*thisisgeneralchitchat*cough Edited April 3, 2008 by mj_b90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 QUOTE (mj_b90 @ Apr 3 2008, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Mar 26 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>instead I'm gonna flame you for posting in the wrong section*cough*thisisgeneralchitchat*coughthat was from you posting your one on hookahs in the wrong section. This thread covers serious topics and lets you be silly at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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