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Along the same lines as Bam margera:

Dane Cook and his cult following of people who appreciate unfunny pretty-boy humor. He's not funny, he just has a bunch of energy, like a giant, hairy kid who really needs attention because mommy's too busy banging the neighbor and daddy's an alcoholic. The pleasure felt from watching him is the same pleasure experienced when one sees the monkeys at the zoo fling poo or participate in mass brawls/orgies. Edited by Shakes
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Lawyers

bastard charged me $150 an hour just to sit and wait 5hrs for my time, he worked a total of 10mins... plus he called me the night before to remind me I had court the next day...$30 voicemail
I hate lawyers
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QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Apr 4 2008, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lawyers

bastard charged me $150 an hour just to sit and wait 5hrs for my time, he worked a total of 10mins... plus he called me the night before to remind me I had court the next day...$30 voicemail
I hate lawyers


$150 an hour thats crazy , I would hate lawyers to !!!

Another few to add to my list:

11 year olds with no respect
children with no respect
Animal abusers

-H&S
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everyone that actually has to use geeksquad services


And all of Geek Squad.

Talk about single handedly ruing the image of IT professionals, buy hiring high school drop outs that couldn't pass the A+ exam to work on peoples computers, coupled with greedy managers doing things and charging services and upgrades that aren't needed....BURN ALIVE GEEK SQUAD!!!!

go fuck yourself. i am working on my masters, a+, net +, and cissp all at the same time. everyone in my precinct has either a college degree or the proper certs to be working an IT job. the problem is the corporate ascpect and the fact that we have to overcharge people for our services. for what we do we should be charging a quarter of those prices. it differs from store to store and unfortunately there is no standard in place to hire people for those spots.

people that speak of things of which they obviously know nothing about.

Then why are you wasting your time with the Geek Squad?

P.S. - Behead those who chew ice. More on that soon...
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QUOTE (Shakes @ Apr 4 2008, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Along the same lines as Bam margera:

Dane Cook and his cult following of people who appreciate unfunny pretty-boy humor. He's not funny, he just has a bunch of energy, like a giant, hairy kid who really needs attention because mommy's too busy banging the neighbor and daddy's an alcoholic. The pleasure felt from watching him is the same pleasure experienced when one sees the monkeys at the zoo fling poo or participate in mass brawls/orgies.

I hate Dane Cook so much... okay, he's a terrible comedian that steals all his material and extremely annoying... that's enough to make me dislike him... but the worst part is that he's actually a pretty good actor. Have you seen Mr. Brooks?
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QUOTE (Shakes @ Apr 4 2008, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Along the same lines as Bam margera:

Dane Cook and his cult following of people who appreciate unfunny pretty-boy humor. He's not funny, he just has a bunch of energy, like a giant, hairy kid who really needs attention because mommy's too busy banging the neighbor and daddy's an alcoholic. The pleasure felt from watching him is the same pleasure experienced when one sees the monkeys at the zoo fling poo or participate in mass brawls/orgies.

I hate Dane Cook so much... okay, he's a terrible comedian that steals all his material and extremely annoying... that's enough to make me dislike him... but the worst part is that he's actually a pretty good actor. Have you seen Mr. Brooks?


+1 on actor, which also makes me like him as a comedian.
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people who dress their pets in 'cute' outfits
people who leave their whole fortunes to their pets instead of donating to charities
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on second thought, it would be a lot faster to make a list of people that should not be systematically exterminated. with that in mind, i'll start from A:

-alba, jessica
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richmond bums who ask me for change because they are starving! yet when you see someone give them a dollar that pull out a cash was to add it to and you see a few 50s or 20s in there....fuckers.
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richmond bums who ask me for change because they are starving! yet when you see someone give them a dollar that pull out a cash was to add it to and you see a few 50s or 20s in there....fuckers.


also the people that give cash to bums. not the bums, you see - they're actually smart. they've got a pair of good legs and arms but are just lazy and make the society guilty enough to pay them for hanging around street corners. smart & lazy > dumb & workaholic
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richmond bums who ask me for change because they are starving! yet when you see someone give them a dollar that pull out a cash was to add it to and you see a few 50s or 20s in there....fuckers.


also the people that give cash to bums. not the bums, you see - they're actually smart. they've got a pair of good legs and arms but are just lazy and make the society guilty enough to pay them for hanging around street corners. smart & lazy > dumb & workaholic

You know most of them are mentally retarded, right?

P.S. - Behead those who hold grudges.
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anyone mention Forum Spammers yet, death needs to knock on their doors

Good point there!!

Also people with attitude.
Taxi's ( you have to live in south africa to understand this one)

-H&S


+1 on Taxi's. anywhere in the world.
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Apr 3 2008, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let's play a fun game! I'll start.

• People that bring cameras to concerts.
• People that frequently sing karaoke and are terrible.
• People that rhyme words with names (eg. "It's a plan, Stan!", "That's the truth, Ruth!").


well, i would like to see you try to exterminate me laugh.gif
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tongue.gif I'll just use your camera to brain someone else in the mosh pit holding one.

There's a laundry list of reasons not to do this (it only really bugs me when people do it in pits).

1) It's stupid. 99.999999999% of the time your pictures look like shit.
2) It's stupid. You can get the exact same shot, or one extremely similar, online in good quality. Indeed you can almost always get one from the very same concert you were at via facebook, taken by some other fuckmook.
3) It's inconsiderate. You have to hold your camera above your head and the heads of others, blocking the view of many other people. I'm an extremely tolerant, patient person, but I have come seriously close to grabbing cameras out of hands and chucking them when some dumb fuck completely blocks my favourite member of (insert band here) during one of my favourite songs. Most recently on the 25th of March, when some whore blocked Dave Grohl for almost a minute during Monkey Wrench. If I'd had a knife I would have stabbed her.
4) It's stupid and inconsiderate. You blind the band, making it harder and less enjoyable for them to play. Bands play longer when they're having a good time, so if you actually enjoy the concerts you go to and aren't a complete douche, don't bring your damn camera.
5) It's stupid and inconsiderate. You blind security, making it harder for them to do their job, and making it more likely for problems to slip by them, like crazy bitches climbing on stage or some dumb fuck crowd surfer getting their head cracked open. For myself, I need security guards to be able to see quite clearly, because I'm always watching their eyes in my peripheral vision to tell when I'm about to get kicked in the head by some dumb fuck crowd surfer.
6) It's stupid. The best reason for self-centered cunts, which as I think I just argued fairly well are usually the people who bring cameras to concerts in the first place, there's a damn good chance your camera is going to get lost, broken or stolen.

/end rant
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QUOTE (thecoalition @ Apr 3 2008, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
everyone that actually has to use geeksquad services


And all of Geek Squad.

Talk about single handedly ruing the image of IT professionals, buy hiring high school drop outs that couldn't pass the A+ exam to work on peoples computers, coupled with greedy managers doing things and charging services and upgrades that aren't needed....BURN ALIVE GEEK SQUAD!!!!


I'm going to have to agree, the store here is just like this. It's amazing what they charge for doing nothing.
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people who think being overly politically correct is sophisticated.

people who like to mingle themselves in debates about subjects that they know absolutely nothing about and are not involved with in any way.

people who talk with their eyes closed.

people who whistle.

people who are smug.
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Apr 6 2008, 07:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
tongue.gif I'll just use your camera to brain someone else in the mosh pit holding one.

There's a laundry list of reasons not to do this (it only really bugs me when people do it in pits).

1) It's stupid. 99.999999999% of the time your pictures look like shit.
2) It's stupid. You can get the exact same shot, or one extremely similar, online in good quality. Indeed you can almost always get one from the very same concert you were at via facebook, taken by some other fuckmook.
3) It's inconsiderate. You have to hold your camera above your head and the heads of others, blocking the view of many other people. I'm an extremely tolerant, patient person, but I have come seriously close to grabbing cameras out of hands and chucking them when some dumb fuck completely blocks my favourite member of (insert band here) during one of my favourite songs. Most recently on the 25th of March, when some whore blocked Dave Grohl for almost a minute during Monkey Wrench. If I'd had a knife I would have stabbed her.
4) It's stupid and inconsiderate. You blind the band, making it harder and less enjoyable for them to play. Bands play longer when they're having a good time, so if you actually enjoy the concerts you go to and aren't a complete douche, don't bring your damn camera.
5) It's stupid and inconsiderate. You blind security, making it harder for them to do their job, and making it more likely for problems to slip by them, like crazy bitches climbing on stage or some dumb fuck crowd surfer getting their head cracked open. For myself, I need security guards to be able to see quite clearly, because I'm always watching their eyes in my peripheral vision to tell when I'm about to get kicked in the head by some dumb fuck crowd surfer.
6) It's stupid. The best reason for self-centered cunts, which as I think I just argued fairly well are usually the people who bring cameras to concerts in the first place, there's a damn good chance your camera is going to get lost, broken or stolen.

/end rant


Point taken I suppose.....BUT then there have to be those people that supply those high quality pics online where people get it from....

but yes point taken

-H&S
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QUOTE (*HOT&SMOKING* @ Apr 6 2008, 08:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Point taken I suppose.....BUT then there have to be those people that supply those high quality pics online where people get it from....

but yes point taken

-H&S


You mean like, photographers? tongue.gif

Well yes photographers....I am just saying you can't hate everyone who takes their cam's to concerts, because someone has to take cool pics.....but I also understand your point of idiots with cameras in there hand....in that case they should rather be forced to swallow the camera instead of annoying the shit out of people (see Gaie's list above for which people ). biggrin.gif

-H&S
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* I hate people that talk when they can not use "see, seen, saw" properly!
"I just seen them" makes me want to stab you in the eye!

*People who call the 911 line for non emergencies!

* People who chew with their mouths open - If I hear you smack your "cud" I will reach across the table and kill you myself.
* People who "chomp" bubble gum. UGH. There is no reason I should hear you chewing your gum, even with your MOUTH CLOSED. EW.
* People who talk with their mouths full.
* People who have all around shitty table manners.

* People who don't clean their bathrooms. (IE- Dirty sinks, toilets, showers etc)
* People who think they are never wrong.

*People who crowd surf. (DO NOT BE A HOISTER! YOU ARE NOT A HORSE, AND THEY DON'T NEED TO GET A LEG UP!!)

*People who bitch about not having anything because they are "poor" or don't have a lot of money but are too lazy to clip coupons or bargain shop.
EXCUSE ME you dont have time to clip coupons to save money but you have time to watch the damn "dealiest catch" marathon? SCREW YOU.

I used to take my camera to concerts but I got scared someone was going to steal it after my friend got hers stolen. I'm never in the pit anymore anyway due to crowd surfers. I like the ability to sit, and see and not have people kick me in the face. My pictures were always great, i guess people don't know how to use a camera.. PLUS there is nothing like a picture from your OWN camera. FUCK everyone elses camera. There is a difference to me, but again, I would never bring my nice camera to a concert again. So moot point. Edited by kornkitten42
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