jordanneff Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 When you're not smoking hookah and it's cold enough outside to see your breath, and you try to blow smoke rings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Whenever the postman knocks on the door your daughters ask 'ooh more Nargile from american daddy'?When you can pack a better bowl and smoke more than your blood brother who lives in the middle east [I'm dead when he sees this]When your nargile 'bits' take up a 1/4 of the nightly dishwasher load.When your still partically drunk from the night before and drinking hot Tea and posting on hookahforum talking to Hookah People 6hrs after going to bed!JD - Talking to canon 6hrs after going to bed and drinking Tea trying to recover from last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 QUOTE (voski @ Apr 5 2008, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when 250g tubs arent enough for one daywhen you stop at every smoke shop you see just so you can compile a mental database of what tobacco is available locallyCount me in on that one ....I just recently discovered 2 new shops in my area and know exactly what they stock...-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 When your friends are having the best session of their lives and are loving it and you don't like it and think its mediocre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 QUOTE (chromecarz00 @ Apr 6 2008, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When your friends are having the best session of their lives and are loving it and you don't like it and think its mediocreThats also one that happens....-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cypherkk Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 (edited) QUOTE when you have 6 rolls of tinfoil scattered throughout the house.I have 3 in my Semi truck, which is no larger than 8x8. My stove is used more for coals than cooking. My myspace background is my hookah being smoked at the beach. When your friends introduce other people to hookah, they think its great, and your friend says, "No its not, you haven't smoked with Kasey yet."You visit friends from out of town, they pull out their hookahs, which haven't been used since the last time you were there and they make you pack them.When you custom make your own coal heating tray, with tupperware and a alluminum foil, so its portable.You walk in to talk to the staff of a hookah shop and know more about the products then they do. Edited April 6, 2008 by cypherkk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 (edited) When you're genuinely incapable of writing a paper unless you're smoking a hookah.God damn this chest congestion... I'm going to have to fire one up just to get these essays done. I've been trying to use Cuban cigars as a substitute, not inhaling, and it just isn't the same. Edited April 6, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 QUOTE (cypherkk @ Apr 6 2008, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You walk in to talk to the staff of a hookah shop and know more about the products then they do. guilty... lady at the place in town didnt know what a funel bowl was, wat tangiers was, never heard of AF, mya, or KMhonestly.. shouldnt people who work a those places take a test or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 6, 2008 Author Share Posted April 6, 2008 you know more about setting up a hookah then the hookah bars you go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartercdad Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 damn beat me too itwhen you go to the hookah bar/supply store and they ask you to set up a bowl for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 QUOTE (chromecarz00 @ Apr 6 2008, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When your friends are having the best session of their lives and are loving it and you don't like it and think its mediocreLost count of the number of times that has happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisrbts Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 when you are smoking at a hookah bar and your friends say that when you pack a hookah it is 100x better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbean422 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 when you see a sign that says smoke and nautical shop and all you can think about is smoking on a boat instead of fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookah_Bob3 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 (edited) When you keep checking this thread to see what new truths about you are written that you hadn't noticed beforeWhen you go to a hookah lounge and you have to tell the owner what brand it is because he doesn't even know Edited April 7, 2008 by Hookah_Bob3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 when your wierder friends tell you they dpd a girl last night, you think...devil's playground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 when you call up your favorite hookahshop and instead of hearing the standard greeting message, you hear "whats up canon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocmusicjunkie Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 ...when you and three of your friends stop in Barstow on the way back from Vegas and hookah in the parking lot of a taco bell (true story). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majid Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 -When the brother and son of the owner of the hookah shop knows who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisbeatz Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 When over time, the local shop has changed it's lineup of flavors and brands because you didn't like the others.When your making the decisions as to what the shop guys are gonna smoke for their shift.When people refer to you as "the Master" or "Sho-gun".When your writting on this thread, smoking some butterscotch, and your girlfriend calls (because your supposed to pick her up) and before you answer you get pissed because your in the middle of a good bowl. (This seriously just happened)When you are now teaching the guy who introduced you to hookah in the first place.When you play PS3 and some of the people on your buddy list are fellow HookahForum members.When you have a box of quicklights next to the spare hookah you have in your car. (You never know where you might end up)When you have Neal's cell phone number on speed dial. LOLWhen you punch a friend for speaking about NHT in front of your Hookah.When a hot girl that digs you, asks about it and you go into the history of Hookah and everything else you can think of and she gets turned off and bored and goes home with someone else.When the above happens and you could give a shit less because you have some StarBuzz WildBerry Mint at home waiting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 when you wait to hook up with your girl just because your in the middle of a awesome bowlwhen you keep a pair of mini tongs on your keychainwhen you go to a hookah bar and the owner asks you when you are gonna start working for him because you packed him an amazing bowl of SN blueberry with romman lemonwhen your friends send you pics from a smoke shop asking which hookah to buywhen you go back to the island you grew up on and are pissed off because there is only a few smoke shops and none of them have romman shisha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 when you go through 4 rolls of 3 kings on a weekend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Devils Playground Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I can say when: You go on vacation and take your hookah mounted in your back seat and a 2 day vacation turns in to a hookah business trip going from Hookah dealer to lounge .Everyone you look for owns a hookah and you drive 900 miles with the hookah fired up.Theres my addiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 QUOTE (The Devils Playground @ Apr 7 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Everyone you look for owns a hookah and you drive 900 miles with the hookah fired up.Neal wins When your daugher phones you from the nearest biggest town shopping area to tell you that She has seen a new hookah shop and has taken some photo's inside Shocking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 damn jd you got a good daughterwhen you go to class and are sitting on hf rather than paying attention or you would rather be on hf/hf chat than in class when you day dream in class it went from women to a perfect session with other forum members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 when you are skipping an easy class just because it is too damn nice outside and you are mapping out where and what to smoke in this weatherlol, I'm doing this now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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