SimplexCoda Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When you add up how much you have spent on hookah stuff and could have easily bought a car.When you plan who to invite to party by wheather or not they smoke hookah.When you go to the grocery store and think about what stuff you should get to cook that would be nice to eat before you smoke watermellon or orange or mint etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 lol. when you drive by any middle eastern store and think "i wonder if they sell hookah supplies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplexCoda Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (Scoop @ Apr 4 2008, 02:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>lol. when you drive by any middle eastern store and think "i wonder if they sell hookah supplies"Not just middle eastern stores. I have driven by incense shops and wondered if they sold hookahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erufiku Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) when you post in this thread when you consider bringing your hookah to a one-day snowboarding trip to smoke during lunch breakwhen you think about how a bowl of shisha could complement the lecture you're listening to at uni Edited April 4, 2008 by erufiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you drive by a wheelchair store and for a quick moment you see 10 beautiful shiny pipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbean422 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when before and after evertime you play music you have to have a smoking session because you think it makes youmore creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (ilikemyusername @ Apr 4 2008, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you drive by a wheelchair store and for a quick moment you see 10 beautiful shiny pipes.lol. i think thats some other condition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When you masturbate to hookahs instead of porn also when you're having sex and think "man, I'd rather be smoking some AF right now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anathema Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you have a chair you sit in just for hookahi have a camping chair i always bring along with my hookah, it's also the one i sit in when i smoke outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 when instead of wondering "what flavor should i smoke tonight" you wonder what hookah you smoke out of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erufiku Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When your only reason for buying fruits is either to clean the hookah or make a fruit bowl out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santino Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 When you work 10 hrs a day at a smoke shop selling tobacco, hookahs, bowls, hoses, etc, all day long, and still the only thing you can think when you're off is "I want a bowl of golden strawberry!"or when you go through a box of exoticas a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 4 2008, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when instead of wondering "what flavor should i smoke tonight" you wonder what hookah you smoke out ofHow true that one is!When your plane leaves at 5PM and your last smoke was before 10AM when I have to check out of the house I am at tomorrow and wonder how I can smoke another before I go to the Airport.When you exhale 5 minutes when you are done smoking and smoke is still coming out.The cat one was hilarious, my cats like to come smell the hose and one actually likes to have the smoke exhaled towards him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 when you go to ralphs and instead of buying lemon juice, vinegar or beer for consumption, you buy them to clean your hookahs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You see a random cloud of smoke and step into it sniffing to try and find out what flavor......'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You buy about 5 gallons of fruit juice a week at the storeyou drink about 10% of the fruit juice you buy at the storeno matter what you see your friends drinking you wonder "how would that mix with my Nakhla DA?"you hear the water cooler gurgle at work and you franticly search for the hookah.....then cry when you find noneWhen smoking, and someone asks what it is you have to fight the urge to cock slap them for their ignorance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersubby Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 when you pass gas and smoke comes out. when you over criticize the lounge your at and all your friends get annoyed...when your friends wonder how the hell you heard about all these flavors and techniques and you reply " The FORUM. Duh!!"you have an emergency QT in the car Just in case. you have tobacco to take to parties and tobacco to keep at home.you cry after a bad bowl and have to throw out the unburned tobacco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majid Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 QUOTE (supersubby @ Apr 5 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you pass gas and smoke comes out. when you over criticize the lounge your at and all your friends get annoyed...when your friends wonder how the hell you heard about all these flavors and techniques and you reply " The FORUM. Duh!!"you have an emergency QT in the car Just in case. you have tobacco to take to parties and tobacco to keep at home.you cry after a bad bowl and have to throw out the unburned tobacco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 (edited) When almost everything in this thread applies to youwhen your 12-year old sister who doesnt smoke and you dont let her smoke knows what flavor youre smokingwhen your 12 year old sister sees you on the computer and asks "hookahforum?"when your 12 year old sister is surprised when you go out with friends and dont smokewhen your friends refer to your house as the "King" lounge...when your friends try to describe a new tobacco to them and you already know what they are talking about in 2 wordswhen the ceo of a worldwide bank is coming to your house and all you can think of is "does he hookah?"when you cut yourself shaving and you wonder if blood tastes ok in a hookahwhen you have a bowl or 2 always packed for emergencieswhen you find unsmoked bowls in your car that you didnt know you hadwhen theres a hookah in all the cars you drive, just in casewhen you build a hookah and it smokes better than any of your friends' oneswhen you think of what flavors to mix when your asleepwhen you dream of heaven it is miles of hookahs and hot chickswhen your friends sends you a video of two hot chicks making out while smoking, all you think is "my hookahs better.."when you start blowing smoke into random things to see how it lookswhen you know the answer to most questions on here but would rather back a bowl than answerwhen you look at things and wonder not if hookah goes well with them, but if they go well with hookahwhen youre taking a shower and thinking of things to add to this thread Edited April 5, 2008 by chromecarz00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voski Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 when 250g tubs arent enough for one daywhen you close your eyes you see smoke outlineswhen you know what brand coals a lounge is usingwhen you stop at every smoke shop you see just so you can compile a mental database of what tobacco is available locally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 hookah forum is your homepageyou have a picture of a hookah as either your desktop, screensaver, or msn background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 5 2008, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hookah forum is your homepageyou have a picture of a hookah as either your desktop, screensaver, or msn background you own a hookah lounge/website/store(not that crazy for alot of people here, but think about it)your avatar for Facebook/myspace/yahoo/forums/msn/nationstates/anything else you could have an avatar for...is either a picture of your hookah, you with a hose in your mouth, or you behind a big cloud of smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Apr 5 2008, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 5 2008, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hookah forum is your homepageyou have a picture of a hookah as either your desktop, screensaver, or msn background you own a hookah lounge/website/store(not that crazy for alot of people here, but think about it)your avatar for Facebook/myspace/yahoo/forums/msn/nationstates/anything else you could have an avatar for...is either a picture of your hookah, you with a hose in your mouth, or you behind a big cloud of smokelol, my facebook pic is my hookah, i guess i smoke too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldonb1 Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 when you are walking on campus and you walk by people smoking hookah and you instantly know what hookah they are smoking out of. And you catch a wiff of the smoke and you instantly know what flavor and brand.when you can critique someones hookah setup before even smoking out of it yet and be dead on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 6, 2008 Author Share Posted April 6, 2008 when you dont make bad bowls anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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