Snoopy1966 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 8 2008, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you drive over an hour to hang out with someone on the forums... (snoopy, rayver, mahir)Yep I drive 5 hours to visit Bubba. Next weekend Bubba, start planning!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Elmo] Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 The only reason you want it to warm up is so you can smoke outside again...You get on HF everyday.You know more about hookah / have a bigger variety of supplies than the local shop. (Our shop is teh suck )You've ever gone to a hookah bar and known more than an employee...You die a little inside when you mention hookah and people say "Whats that?"You think extremely poorly of people who associate hookah with NHTYou still remember the first hookah/brand/flavor you ever experienced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 (edited) your invited to a huge party that everyone who is anyone is going to be at, everyone is garunted to get laid, and free beer and everything you can imagine, BUT you decide not to go because they said no when you asked if you could bring your hookahyou have ever said the phrase "no honey i can't come over, my shisha is supposed to arrive today"you have to resist the urge to cock slap somebody when they claim to hookah but have never heard of Tangiers AF or even HookahForum Edited April 9, 2008 by Bushbr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (Bushbr @ Apr 8 2008, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>your invited to a huge party that everyone who is anyone is going to be at, everyone is garunted to get laid, and free beer and everything you can imagine, BUT you decide not to go because they said no when you asked if you could bring your hookahyou have ever said the phrase "no honey i can't come over, my shisha is supposed to arrive today"you have to resist the urge to cock slap somebody when they claim to hookah but have never heard of Tangiers AF or even HookahForum+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OC4111 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 When you're at work and you keep bringing your hands up to your mouth and inhaling as if you were holding a pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 when you can make the bubbling sound of the hookah by using your throat almost perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 8 2008, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you can make the bubbling sound of the hookah by using your throat almost perfectlysounds like a personal problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpomatic Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (Majid @ Apr 4 2008, 11:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>-When you constantly size up bottles and vases for hookah purposes.-When you've fantasized about cosmic size smoking sessions through factory chimneys. (both true in my case)haha everytime i see a factory chimney i look at my buddy and i say...you see that smoke...thats what my hookah looks like when its hittin good...lol good shit bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Probably already said but when you can pack better bowls than the nearest hookah lounge and you know more about the pies and accessories than the people working there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleel Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 When you exhale a cloud soo freaking big and strong that you swear it rains little drips of hookah sweetness, and you need an umbrella. When your outside and when you see clouds you think its all the people in the world exhaling smoke and all you want to do is smoke your Hookah.ok, so the first one didnt happen...but i swear it will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (Cleel @ Apr 8 2008, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you exhale a cloud soo freaking big and strong that you swear it rains little drips of hookah sweetness, and you need an umbrella. When your outside and when you see clouds you think its all the people in the world exhaling smoke and all you want to do is smoke your Hookah.ok, so the first one didnt happen...but i swear it will.maybe when youre being "Young and foolish"... and why umbrella? EMBRACE THE HOOKAH RAIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleel Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (chromecarz00 @ Apr 9 2008, 01:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Cleel @ Apr 8 2008, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you exhale a cloud soo freaking big and strong that you swear it rains little drips of hookah sweetness, and you need an umbrella. When your outside and when you see clouds you think its all the people in the world exhaling smoke and all you want to do is smoke your Hookah.ok, so the first one didnt happen...but i swear it will.maybe when youre being "Young and foolish"... and why umbrella? EMBRACE THE HOOKAH RAIN!!!this is true....i shall embrace it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 You Hookah to much when you smoke alone and come here to the HF chat to pretend you are smoking with a bunch of friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (Snoopy1966 @ Apr 9 2008, 07:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You Hookah to much when you smoke alone and come here to the HF chat to pretend you are smoking with a bunch of friends.ZING!! hookahforum is to a hookah party what facebook is to socializing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisbeatz Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 When you have exactly 40 min. before you have to leave for work and you pack the perfect amount to smoke in that time without wasting any. I'm trying SB X on the Beach right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (Snoopy1966 @ Apr 9 2008, 08:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You Hookah to much when you smoke alone and come here to the HF chat to pretend you are smoking with a bunch of friends.win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 when you smoke after surgery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 sorry..when you have more then one tab/window of hookahforum up at a time and usually they end up on the same section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 You Hookah to much when you talk to your apartment manager to borrow his wood cutting tools so you can make a Hookah Table Holder so you can game, computer, shower, have sex etc...and have a stable Hookah at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 (edited) when your tabs are hf, hf chat and then pbnations hookah thread and or any online dealer Edited April 9, 2008 by wpw36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (wpw36 @ Apr 9 2008, 04:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when your tabs are hf, hf chat and then pbnations hookah thread and or any online dealerPbnations hookah thread sucks.I wish it was as big as the MDT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensae Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 When you're browsing the Serious Discussion section, and start reading a thread about Starbucks, and your first response is "Wait, what do cows have to do with shisha?" and getting terribly confused before re-reading the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 8 2008, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Snoopy1966 @ Apr 8 2008, 09:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>lol BushbrWhen you know how to get rid of the mint ghost taste in your hose in one session.When Canon becomes a Mod and he has only been smoking for 8 months. Congrats again!! ive smoked hookah for over a year, i got into it a little bit before i registered to the forum. then i got my first hookahyou hookah too much when you dont think smoke rings are cool anymore.when you have been smoking for 6 years more than a mod but just signed up for HF bcuz you didnt have internet access in israel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 yes nations does blow but damn them mdt boysbut not to thread jack when a hookah dealer has your number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 when you spend more then cigarette smokers spend per year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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