gaia.plateau Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 So I signed this petition about a week ago to stop Uwe Boll from making movies.http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/The only film of his I've ever seen was House of the Dead, by accident, and it was watchable in the sense that it was so unbelievably awful that my friends and I were in tears of laughter through the whole thing.He said that if the petition gets 1,000,000 signatures, he'll actually stop. Doubtful, but you never know.http://www.fearnet.com/MCNewsDetailPage.as...0&mid=13788This just came out today, his video response to the petition, which is just hilarious.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY...boll-is-awesomeHe calls for all 3 of his fans to create and sign an internet petition. He also calls Michael Bay a "fucking retard" (okay, that's true, though he isn't nearly as retarded as Uwe), and that Eli Roth makes shitty movies (okay, also true, but not nearly as shitty as Boll's). Oh, and he's the "only genius" in the film industry. But he really crosses the line when he insults George Clooney. Clooney is a sexy, sexy man.Other masterpieces include...- Bloodrayne- Bloodrayne 2- Postal- Alone in the Dark- In the Name of the King- Seed- Farcry (Post-production)So yeah, he's basically a German douchebag that turns shitty video games into much, much shittier films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 No one messes with my clooneylets get this bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 LoL, and here is the "Long Live Uwe Boll" petition, I love it.http://www.petitiononline.com/uwelive/petition.html"outrageously bad adaptation is always better than mediocre adaptation, and in this sense Uwe have never failed us. So let the favourite of all the devoted moviegoers with the sense of humour not only lives and prospers, but will continue in bringing us joy with his works. "I'm signing both petitions. Maybe Uwe Boll will finally step up and make Street Fighter II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voski Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 House of the Dead. Oh man that was a funny movie. I still don't understand why they had like a 15 minute fight scene all SWAT status where they walked in a straight line towards the zombies. If I remember though in the beginning there were some nice tittas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUBBS Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 All I have to say is HAhahAHaHaHaHaHhhshDhaHaHaHaHa HHHHHHahahahahHAHaHAHAhHAHa HAHAHpppppFFFFfffHahaHaHahhahhaA !!!! *Clears Throat* Now, on a serious note pphffff HA! Im a huge fan of classic and modern horror movies. And his are gory, I guess. If he's a genius, then so is Michael Moore. They live in their own little worlds!!! Typical german attitude too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Let's not put Uwe Boll in the same categories as oscar winners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitrousconsumed Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 gaia, i hope to god that you read filmdrunk. if not you should go there and search for 'uwe boll' or look for the tag, 'people i would fight' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Apr 9 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>But he really crosses the line when he insults George Clooney. Clooney is a sexy, sexy man.Apparently people forgot about Solaris. And the fact his characters all the seem the same. IMO once you reach celebrity status, it's fair game! Especially you Tom Cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzZ Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Signed!Watch this video to learn how to pronounce the faggets name.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4&feature=user Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erufiku Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (AzZ @ Apr 11 2008, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Signed!Watch this video to learn how to pronounce the faggets name.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4&feature=userWouldn't mispronouncing it be more appropriate?ps: how do you end up with a name like Uwe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzZ Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (erufiku @ Apr 11 2008, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (AzZ @ Apr 11 2008, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Signed!Watch this video to learn how to pronounce the faggets name.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4&feature=userWouldn't mispronouncing it be more appropriate?Yes it would! Just thought that Ebeeto's vids are ROFL funny- especially the hitman walkthroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (AzZ @ Apr 11 2008, 11:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Signed!Watch this video to learn how to pronounce the faggets name.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4&feature=userwow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (Stuie @ Apr 11 2008, 09:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Apr 9 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>But he really crosses the line when he insults George Clooney. Clooney is a sexy, sexy man.Apparently people forgot about Solaris. And the fact his characters all the seem the same. IMO once you reach celebrity status, it's fair game! Especially you Tom Cruise!Clooney's unbelieable sexiness pervades his par acting abilities, pretension to political unrest, and shitty agent.I'm surprised you didn't bring up Batman and Robin though At any rate, he was incredible in O Brother Where Art Thou?, he even stole the show from John Turturro, who is probably the single most underrated actor in the world.Georgey is also pretty excellent in Michael Clayton, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.I think that Tom Cruise gets a bad rap too... yeah, he's batshit crazy, but you can't see Vanilla Sky and Collateral, and then tell me he's anything but a brilliant actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (erufiku @ Apr 11 2008, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (AzZ @ Apr 11 2008, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Signed!Watch this video to learn how to pronounce the faggets name.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4&feature=userWouldn't mispronouncing it be more appropriate?ps: how do you end up with a name like Uwe?I pronounce it "Yoo Ball", so if I'm speaking about him in the possessive, it's like "Ewe Balls", which calls to mind the image of a transgendered sheep.This may be how he got the name in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erufiku Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Apr 11 2008, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (erufiku @ Apr 11 2008, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (AzZ @ Apr 11 2008, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Signed!Watch this video to learn how to pronounce the faggets name.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4&feature=userWouldn't mispronouncing it be more appropriate?ps: how do you end up with a name like Uwe?I pronounce it "Yoo Ball", so if I'm speaking about him in the possessive, it's like "Ewe Balls", which calls to mind the image of a transgendered sheep.This may be how he got the name in the first place.How about just pronouncing it 'You Dick' if y'all hate him so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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