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r1v3th3ad

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Given that no animal except men and dolphins experiences pleasure while having sex, I am completely baffled by this ohmy.gif
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It's a special seal. Meant for a special purpose. To unite the seal and penguin empires through seducing the King of Penguins. However, it has acted too soon. The time is not yet ripe. Now it must go into hiding until the Great Whale passes and the sign of the New Era appears.
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OK, so I sexually harass some babe at work, I get lolercanned. Some freaking fat seal does it to a penguin slut, and it's like "LOL WOW WE SHOULD TAPE THIS DUDE THE INTERNET WILL PAY THE MONIES FOR IT"

Also, is this technically beastiality? tongue.gif
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Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.
Prostituting themselves for rocks man. That'd cause pandemonium in the human world.
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