ilikemyusername Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 so, i'm sitting outside of my place smoking aw orange cream out of my egyptian, reading "way of the wizard" by deepak chopra. the sun is shining, the birds are chirping and everything seems cool. all of a sudden this guy rides up on a bike and yells at me "SMOKING IS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF LUNG CANCER, EMPHYZEMA AND HEART DISEASE" wich completely ruined the peaceful moment i was thouroghly enjoying. so, quick on my feet, i reply back "LIFE IS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH.....DICK!"what a prick!ever happen to you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookah_Bob3 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 No, but people need to keep their opinions of other people's personal habits and behaviors to themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 LOL I get that with cigs when I'm outside burger king or something...its usually a fat person or an old old lady...you can imagine what I say back to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itami Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 That reminds me of "guy who rides a ten-speed" from the peter's daughter episode of family guy. "I ride the 10 speed to live life before the cancer I have kills me...it's rectal cancer, eating away at my lower insides, quick and untreatable, and....it's a great way to stay in shape". I imagine mr. ten speed you dealt with is one of those people who are under the impression that you can live for 3,000 years if you simply put yourself in a quarantined box containing nothing but a treadmill...dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majid Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 You're gonna have to choke him with the hose when he comes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 What a dick!!Hasn't happened to me yet...-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 In the little town of Menominee Michigan there used to be a guy who would stand on the corner with his guitar and Jesus signs and tell everyone they are going to Hell. Especially if he saw you smoking a cigarette. He did that for many years, never known what happened to him, he just disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Me neither. However A Punch in the face often offends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplexCoda Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I agree. The only way to solve this is make him sleep with the fishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (Snoopy1966 @ May 5 2008, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>In the little town of Menominee Michigan there used to be a guy who would stand on the corner with his guitar and Jesus signs and tell everyone they are going to Hell. Especially if he saw you smoking a cigarette. He did that for many years, never known what happened to him, he just disappeared.He found Jesus and was pissed when he found out he was a hookah smoking, wine Drinking, Semitic Guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 i think i would have laughed and gone right on smoking and enjoying myself.... i mean how serious can you take some dude in a speedo suit gliding by on a huffy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alademuerte Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Eh, the response was perfect.. Ignoring him doesnt do justice due to the ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 man, I wish I was still quick with my wits...about a month ago, some little punk(13 or so) was riding a bike, stepped aside so he could go by on the sidewalk and in return I get "Your music sucks..." I was listening to Primus, since when did Les Claypool suck? anyway, the only thing that could come to mind was "your mom sucks"...ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alademuerte Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ May 5 2008, 12:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>man, I wish I was still quick with my wits...about a month ago, some little punk(13 or so) was riding a bike, stepped aside so he could go by on the sidewalk and in return I get "Your music sucks..." I was listening to Primus, since when did Les Claypool suck? anyway, the only thing that could come to mind was "your mom sucks"...ya Hmm, tough call.. Primus was kinda 90's...But awesome response though, that's pretty much what I would of said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKammenzind Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 LOL. That sounds like fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 It sucks that people often feel he urge to give their opinion and critiize you for being in opposition to it. But the world is full of jackasses so what do you expect?On a side note: I like Primus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itami Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Any man who can power a band with a 6 string fretless bass has my complete kudos. Primus FTW, kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 sticks in spokes will break their bones and their words will never hurt you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likespaceships Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I wouldn't have even acknowledged the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Goodypants Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I would have laughed at him for wasting his life telling others how to live theirs.It's pointless and a waste of your life.PRIMUS FTW. They are playing in michigan this summer. STFU about 90s, if you care more about what the era was than the actual music you can go piss on an electrical socket for all your opinion matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted May 5, 2008 Author Share Posted May 5, 2008 man, you guys are awesome! your'e totally seeing it my way. i now feel like a member of this online comm-unity and i dig frog brigade, primus is great-"fish-on" but the lights in the sky is where its at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadpipecinch21 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (EternalSoil @ May 5 2008, 10:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>sticks in spokes will break their bones and their words will never hurt you!bahaha....anyways, people like that fucking suck. it's my personal choice to smoke, and dammit i know the adverse health effects from smoking, i took health classes too. but what can you do? just gotta laugh them off.i got questioned by a cop(after they were called on me four...yes four...times.), and after he finally accepted that it was tobacco(had to take the foil off the bowl and show him there was no NHT in there), TOOK A COUPLE DRAGS, then lectured me on not smoking...hyprocrite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikon1323 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 thats awesome nice come back.....should of been like "biking is the leading way to look like a D-BAG" and top it off with an a-hole yell LOL but nice man screw that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itami Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I've got nothing against bikers, but those people who gear up in the spandex lance armstrong getup to go around an urban area at non-racing speeds praying they get laid somehow cause of it...god. Kind of like those people who are jogging and then jog in place once they get to a red crosswalk or stop to get a drink of water...that's a d-bag alert right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmunRa Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 This is like the old saying, "Opinions are like ass holes. Everyone has one, and most of them stink."To each his own. I take my pipe to the pool in the summer, and it never fails as a chick magnet. People are curious, then they try it, and they are hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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