This Guy Was A Dick!

[mathuv]

hmm... you could have said something like.. "KNOW WHATS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH?...COME HERE AND ILL SHOW YOU"

[heebo]

[NickReppinThe909]

hmm... you could have said something like.. "KNOW WHATS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH?...COME HERE AND ILL SHOW YOU"

hell yea +1000000

[Bushbr]

I've had a simular experience. i was at work and on my lunch break. i was smoking my ciggerette and some old lady walks past me, stops, turns around and says "you know second hand smoke is the number one causer of lung cancer right?" i looked her dead in the eye and said "well, looks like i standing on the right ride of the ciggeret then doesn't it?

[Snoopy1966]

In the little town of Menominee Michigan there used to be a guy who would stand on the corner with his guitar and Jesus signs and tell everyone they are going to Hell. Especially if he saw you smoking a cigarette. He did that for many years, never known what happened to him, he just disappeared.

He found Jesus and was pissed when he found out he was a hookah smoking, wine Drinking, Semitic Guy?

lol JD. I remember that guy when I was little and lived up there, then we moved back to Chicago and when I moved back up north in 1983 he was there for about another 12 years, then poof, he was squirted from the universe like a watermelon seed and all that was left was his shoes....

[johnb73]

this thread makes me curious what would happen if i sat on the bench outside my apartment building in busy boston.
probably get questioned by police and get some weird looks.


definately would have gotten real angry with that guy tho, what a douche

[r1v3th3ad]

love it, +1

[supersubby]

If i were you i would have thrown a coal at him and told him to pedal faster bitch

[Sariél]

Wow, y'all are some angry, violent people. Time to load a bowl, relax, and not take everything to heart. The guy on the bike pedalled away. Let him go!

[Majid]

You do kinda look like Jesus in that pic, and you advocate turning the other cheek. Are you per chance a wine drinking, smoking Semitic guy?

[ilikemyusername]

I've had a simular experience. i was at work and on my lunch break. i was smoking my ciggerette and some old lady walks past me, stops, turns around and says "you know second hand smoke is the number one causer of lung cancer right?" i looked her dead in the eye and said "well, looks like i standing on the right ride of the ciggeret then doesn't it?

awesome! +1 to you my man

[ilikemyusername]

this thread makes me curious what would happen if i sat on the bench outside my apartment building in busy boston.
probably get questioned by police and get some weird looks.


definately would have gotten real angry with that guy tho, what a douche

i've never been harassed by cops, i've had them pull up in thier cruisers right in front of me, as i casually take a monster drag, but noones ever harassed me about it. although we do have our very own hookah lounge here in bradentucky FL. may have something to do with it., could also be that if he's under the wrong impression and sees that you arent fretted by him that maybe he just doesn't feel like dealing with it. and for the record, i NEVER smoke inside. all of my neighbors have learned to deal with the fact that i smoke out a a pipe thats taller than thier children.

[r1v3th3ad]

I just loled
Comcast was here at my gf's place, fixing wires outside. I set up my hookah out front to watch them and enjoy the nice day.
The one sees me and gives a thumbs up with a big smile. I yell "wanna try" as I hold up the hose. he yelled across the street "is that nht?", Me"no, its flavored tobacco with honey...etc".He said no thanks.
He comes over as packing up and starts bsing about how he's only once seen someone have one for tobacco and thought it was kinda dumb, then about how he wish he had a job where he could do nht...and that he's looking for one now. Questioned me on how it works and what the windcover was(homemade)...shot the shit for a few minutes, but couldn't get him to take a puff. I got a kick out of it, even though it was a misconception, it was entertaining to say the least.

O ya, when he first saw it, he told me that he said to his co-worker "that guy is my hero"...lol

[mathuv]

I just loled
Comcast was here at my gf's place, fixing wires outside. I set up my hookah out front to watch them and enjoy the nice day.
The one sees me and gives a thumbs up with a big smile. I yell "wanna try" as I hold up the hose. he yelled across the street "is that nht?", Me"no, its flavored tobacco with honey...etc".He said no thanks.
He comes over as packing up and starts bsing about how he's only once seen someone have one for tobacco and thought it was kinda dumb, then about how he wish he had a job where he could do nht...and that he's looking for one now. Questioned me on how it works and what the windcover was(homemade)...shot the shit for a few minutes, but couldn't get him to take a puff. I got a kick out of it, even though it was a misconception, it was entertaining to say the least.

O ya, when he first saw it, he told me that he said to his co-worker "that guy is my hero"...lol

omg lol same thing happened to me. was smoking in a park one day and a guy asks me for a cigarette and i tell him i dont have any but hes welcome to smoke some hookah with me and he goes all like "nah, i have to work" obviously assuming that we were doing nht.. when we said it was just tobacco he said "whatever, i wouldnt care if it was nht", he wouldnt accept that it was tobacco.

[Dirk Skene]

So let me get this right ... you are outside, minding your own business, enjoying something that is harming no one in your immediate vicinity & dude gets in your face. That would royaly torque me. I have never had anything like that happen & hope I don't. I tend to get verbal & abusive. But when your my age you get to where you just won't take it anymore & it doesn't matter who they are.

[mathuv]

So let me get this right ... you are outside, minding your own business, enjoying something that is harming no one in your immediate vicinity & dude gets in your face. That would royaly torque me. I have never had anything like that happen & hope I don't. I tend to get verbal & abusive. But when your my age you get to where you just won't take it anymore & it doesn't matter who they are.

well it depends..with me its just mainly curious onlookers, the ones who dissaprove just usually walk bye and give an ugly look or 7

[jaker29902]

This sounds like Im being sarcastic but Im not this is actually what I would do.

Smile very nicely and say in an equally nice manner "Hey! Buddy! F*** YOU!"

[Bulldog_916]

I would blow smoke at them.....universal sign of disrespect of their opinion. "Breath deep asshole, that's one breath closer to death....ahhhhhhhhh"

[kornkitten42]

Usually if people tell me their opinion and i didn't ask them for it, I usually turn to them and say " Did I ask you for your opinion? No? Really I didn't? Then please spew your verbal dihareea (sp) in someone else's direction." or something to that effect, or even the ever so popular. stfu noob.

If it's about my hookah and about how it causes you to die, and 2nd hand smoke and yadda yadda. I just look at them and tell them you got to die of something...... and that either A. shuts them up or B pisses them off and they start to lecture me.

Usually if B happens, i then refer to the first thing I said, and tell them to STFU as well.

If I asked your for your opinion on said arguement, then fine, but if you are pounding whatever view point down my throat, i'll claw your face off w/ my bitchy-ness

[ilikemyusername]

the ever so popular. stfu noob.

i'll claw your face off w/ my bitchy-ness