Exile Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) To avoid religious arguement, lets assume the following:-If he does exist, he smokes hookah.-If he doesn't exist, he would totally smoke hookah if he did..So, What's in God's perfect bowl? AND WHY?Furthurmore, here is photographic evidence of Jesus Christ, the proclaimed son of God, smoking hookah. (Bahrain apple)P.S. He also reps Three Kings Quick Lites "FOR LYFEEEE". Edited May 22, 2008 by Exile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OC4111 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 SB Blue Mist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 pfthahahahahahahahahapahaojsdihcajniahahahahahahahahahagahagapoapahagahat!(thats better than an lol anyday)gods favorite flavor is soex strawberryi know this for a fact, the evidence is all around you this was originally posted in the general section and moved, why did it go to general chit chat?its a hookah topic (for all hookah lovers)its a serious topic (involving god)general chit chat?,hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Definitely Desi Murli. Cause he'd be a gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exile Posted May 21, 2008 Author Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (OC4111 @ May 21 2008, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>SB Blue MistDude, I sniffed that shit in the shop- it totally smelled like a hookers ass. Tell me it tastes better than it smells, because I'm not down for a nice hot bowl of Gonorhea. (and neither is God... he told me)You got a Blue Mist sampo?EDIT: Oh btw- I meant to post this in Discussion Group... but I'm a nub.. Oh well. If a mod sees it fit- feel free to move it. Edited May 21, 2008 by Exile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 this is simple...Forbidden Fruit/thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exile Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ May 21 2008, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>this is simple...Forbidden Fruit/threadFtw! lulz.Good answer. So... While I'm at it- any thoughts on the Devils' (aka Lucifer, aka "The Great Dragon", that is to say- Satan) bowl?What kind of coals does he use more importantly?If you provide a long, hilarious, detailed description of the devils hooka, your penis will probably get huge- (Wikipedia: Penis enlargement) there's science behind this guys, not Al Gore science, REAL science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenSilk Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Babies. Aborted Babies. He smokes aborted baby fetuses out of a black and red MNH Jet Phunnel Hand-forged by John Wayne Gacey himself. He then uses Puppies as coals; lights them in the Fiery Pits, then plops like 14 of them right on top. Ohh, he uses Rhino skin as a screen, skins them himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speak_In_Vowels Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (Exile @ May 21 2008, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (OC4111 @ May 21 2008, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>SB Blue MistDude, I sniffed that shit in the shop- it totally smelled like a hookers ass. Tell me it tastes better than it smells, because I'm not down for a nice hot bowl of Gonorhea. (and neither is God... he told me)You got a Blue Mist sampo?EDIT: Oh btw- I meant to post this in Discussion Group... but I'm a nub.. Oh well. If a mod sees it fit- feel free to move it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The devil smokes outta Saddam Hussein and cawk is his flavor of choice.He uses finger coals (yes, I know, bad pun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exile Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (ZenSilk @ May 21 2008, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Babies. Aborted Babies. He smokes aborted baby fetuses out of a black and red MNH Jet Phunnel Hand-forged by John Wayne Gacey himself. He then uses Puppies as coals; lights them in the Fiery Pits, then plops like 14 of them right on top. Ohh, he uses Rhino skin as a screen, skins them himself.LulzStarbuzz Tobacco presents:Made from the finest NATURAL aborted fetuses(?). Edited May 22, 2008 by Exile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Tangier's Kashmir Peach, Starbuzz White Peach, Fumari Peach.Protip: You must be divine to afford Fumari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_T Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (Exile @ May 21 2008, 06:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (ZenSilk @ May 21 2008, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Babies. Aborted Babies. He smokes aborted baby fetuses out of a black and red MNH Jet Phunnel Hand-forged by John Wayne Gacey himself. He then uses Puppies as coals; lights them in the Fiery Pits, then plops like 14 of them right on top. Ohh, he uses Rhino skin as a screen, skins them himself.LulzStarbuzz Tobacco presents:Made from the finest NATURAL aborted fetuses(?).Would this be related to Tangiers Mystery Meat?Gods = Horchata, its heavenily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exile Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (ghostofdavid @ May 21 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Protip: You must be divine to afford Fumari.Good point.But its totally worth it dude. I read the back of the package, and it clearly reads that each Fumari packet contains actual shavings of pure gold bullion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Cameltoe. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 tangiers F-line cocoa out of a platinum,gold and inconel tri-metal with a huge blue diamond as a base and teak coals with a actual living cobra as the hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exile Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ May 21 2008, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>tangiers F-line cocoa out of a platinum,gold and inconel tri-metal with a huge blue diamond as a base and teak coals with a actual living cobra as the hoseI think the question on everyone's mind is-Cobra mouth or ass? Edited May 22, 2008 by Exile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (Exile @ May 21 2008, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ May 21 2008, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>tangiers F-line cocoa out of a platinum,gold and inconel tri-metal with a huge blue diamond as a base and teak coals with a actual living cobra as the hoseI think the question on everyone's mind is-Cobra mouth or ass?haha i dont think god would smoke a cobras ass bro lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exile Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ May 21 2008, 07:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>haha i dont think god would smoke a cobras ass bro lolI would agree.But its heresy either way he smokes it. lol. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums13182 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I think he would smoke something like the "4 course meal" gum on willy wonka and the chocolate factory...It would turn from one flavor to the other and all his shit would be everlasting, so he would never have to pack another bowl, or light another coal..ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKammenzind Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Well, this is the god of the jews we're talkin about... so I think he'd go for Nakhla Sweet Melon. Tastes divine, gives a nice buzz... and hey... it's cheapah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaypourus Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 This whole thread has made me laugh....kudos to Nickreppin and Exile. You sick bastards.The only correct answer though is Honey. Consider this. Honey is what the Egyptians believed to be the Nectar of the Gods. Seeing as how the best hookah on Earth is in fact a KM (from Egypt), this can only be the flavor that Ra, Osiris, Anubis, and the rest of tha boyz chief on when the time is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 QUOTE (AKammenzind @ May 22 2008, 06:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Well, this is the god of the jews we're talkin about... so I think he'd go for Nakhla Sweet Melon. Tastes divine, gives a nice buzz... and hey... it's cheapah! yea sweet melon is good stuff but c'mon even our god would go all out and indulge himself on hookah lolQUOTE (vaypourus @ May 22 2008, 09:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>This whole thread has made me laugh....kudos to Nickreppin and Exile. You sick bastards.The only correct answer though is Honey. Consider this. Honey is what the Egyptians believed to be the Nectar of the Gods. Seeing as how the best hookah on Earth is in fact a KM (from Egypt), this can only be the flavor that Ra, Osiris, Anubis, and the rest of tha boyz chief on when the time is right.your welcome bro i love making people laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCuzz Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 tangiers f-line kashmir...gold... checkkashmir instead of frankincense... checkmyrrh... checkand f-line because god does not sleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soco9konstantine Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 QUOTE (ilikemyusername @ May 21 2008, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>pfthahahahahahahahahapahaojsdihcajniahahahahahahahahahagahagapoapahagahat!(thats better than an lol anyday)gods favorite flavor is soex strawberryi know this for a fact, the evidence is all around youthis was originally posted in the general section and moved, why did it go to general chit chat?its a hookah topic (for all hookah lovers)its a serious topic (involving god)general chit chat?,hmmmmGods gotta have better taste than soex... if soex was the only brand around i don't think i would smoke hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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